Granted I shit the bed tonight but I still remain the top candidate to start for the NL in the all-star game and a possible Cy Young winner. I tip my cap to the Yanks and move on to the next start.
The Dominican Republic is about 1000 miles from the Panama Canal. Besides, wouldn’t it have endangered a 19 year old Cano’s promising baseball career to raft the Panama Canal, what with all those large container vessels with their giant propellers?
Guys, Cashman help a brother out. Please. I know I said I could win more here, but the bitxh made me say it. Please get me outta here. It’s just 90 miles down the u
Hey for WFAN’s 25 greatest moments can they replay the time you called in and read a letter to Mets fans saying please don’t boo me I am doing the best I can?
Over the weekend at Citi Field, the crown jewel of New York City ballparks, a team made a statement. Yes these Mets lost two of three to the $200 million dollar juggernaut, but the Mets let The Yankees know that there is a fight going on in this town. The Mets let the Yankees know that they aren’t going to lay down for them anymore. Even as they got swept two weeks ago the Mets showed fight. The Yankees know that the Mets time is coming, like in 69 & 86. Soon the little brother may be better than the big brother. To the best 16 year old on the planet Zach Lupica you make me and your mother very proud, even with the cross dressing. Roger Clemtns took steriods. Tiger is still not as good as Jack. Ike Davis you can stay.
According to Buster Olney, The Mets felt that RA got squeezed on some calls by the Home plate ump. Really? Does he really think he is good enough to get the calls that a pitcher with a track record has earned?
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.
This three game series made me lose respect from one Met and another gained respect. Frank Francisco and his 5 ERA lost respect with his chicken quote and then buried himself further by being quoted as it was said “out of context”. On the other hand RA Dickey let a ball slip and knocked A-Rod to the ground. Instead of starting a fight he grimaced and said “Sorry”. Class act
47 Comments
Brian S. June 25, 2012 00:37
Where is that Mets troll at?
Butch Huskey June 25, 2012 08:19
READTHEAPPLE > NOMAAS
HAHAHAHAHA
Brian S. June 25, 2012 14:19
I will.
kid at miami heat finals game June 25, 2012 00:48
Good job ! Good effort !!
Daniel "Murph" Murphy June 25, 2012 01:07
Chickens don’t clap!
RimJob Mike June 25, 2012 01:49
Shave off that molestache. It literally screams creep in a van at a playground.
Jerry Sandusky, formerly of Penn State June 25, 2012 01:50
I believe that’s my calling card, Mike.
I’m looking forward to the rim-jobs I’ll be giving the brothers in g-pop.
BC June 25, 2012 08:43
You’ll probably be dead within a year after sentencing.
Ki m Last June 25, 2012 14:14
Lumps
John Waters June 25, 2012 14:25
Hey!!!
R.A. Dickey June 25, 2012 01:51
Granted I shit the bed tonight but I still remain the top candidate to start for the NL in the all-star game and a possible Cy Young winner. I tip my cap to the Yanks and move on to the next start.
Pete C. June 25, 2012 05:27
Here’s the Met’s troll
Look Over His Right Shoulder June 25, 2012 13:03
Dick
Robinson Cano June 25, 2012 01:52
I literally own Miguel Batista. Where was I in the 2001 World Series?
Oh yea, floating on a raft up the Panama Canal.
Roy Keane's Dog June 25, 2012 11:16
The Dominican Republic is about 1000 miles from the Panama Canal. Besides, wouldn’t it have endangered a 19 year old Cano’s promising baseball career to raft the Panama Canal, what with all those large container vessels with their giant propellers?
BEXY June 25, 2012 14:15
I WANT TO LICK ANDYS FACE OFF
Irish Terry Collins June 25, 2012 01:53
My bullpen sucks, Sandy.
Sandy Alderson June 25, 2012 01:53
But I signed Frank Francisco.
The DL June 25, 2012 01:54
Too bad he’s clucking here now. Still gets to collect $9mil until October 2013.
Sandy Alderson June 25, 2012 01:55
Sad Face, I signed Jon Rauch.
TSJC June 25, 2012 14:18
Nigga’s be all crazy and shizit.
Jon Rauch June 25, 2012 01:55
I fucking suck.
Ben Ka bak's Dad June 25, 2012 14:16
Can we sue someone for you?
Joe Girardi June 25, 2012 01:56
My milkshakes > Dunkin’ Doughnuts
Howie Rose June 25, 2012 02:37
Cheap Yankee Stadium Home Runs, oh wait…….
Manager without Braces June 25, 2012 04:04
Yep the Yankees can’t hit it out of Citi Field like they do at Yankee stadium. Trust me I heard it from Terry Collins and Howie Rose.
Dang Malzone June 25, 2012 02:52
Her?
Michael Bluth June 25, 2012 11:43
It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.
Cliff Lee June 25, 2012 06:46
Guys, Cashman help a brother out. Please. I know I said I could win more here, but the bitxh made me say it. Please get me outta here. It’s just 90 miles down the u
Cliff Lee's Wife June 25, 2012 11:24
Cliffie is currently unavailable. Try again in five days. *brandishes whip*
Chris Davis of the Orioles June 25, 2012 13:35
I have more wins than you, cost $19 million less, and play first base for Baltimore.
Oh, and I fucked your wife.
Greg Jeffries June 25, 2012 08:18
the yankees are a bunch of pussies
The Truth June 25, 2012 10:16
Hey for WFAN’s 25 greatest moments can they replay the time you called in and read a letter to Mets fans saying please don’t boo me I am doing the best I can?
Gregg Jefferies June 25, 2012 13:36
Who is Greg Jeffries?
Ellen Degeneres June 25, 2012 09:14
I may be stupid and a loser, but I get to lick Portia’s sweet tang whenever I want.
Mike L. NYDnewwz June 25, 2012 11:48
The Mets aren’t the big spenders the Yankees are. Let me tell you what their payroll is
Mike Lupica June 25, 2012 14:34
Over the weekend at Citi Field, the crown jewel of New York City ballparks, a team made a statement. Yes these Mets lost two of three to the $200 million dollar juggernaut, but the Mets let The Yankees know that there is a fight going on in this town. The Mets let the Yankees know that they aren’t going to lay down for them anymore. Even as they got swept two weeks ago the Mets showed fight. The Yankees know that the Mets time is coming, like in 69 & 86. Soon the little brother may be better than the big brother. To the best 16 year old on the planet Zach Lupica you make me and your mother very proud, even with the cross dressing. Roger Clemtns took steriods. Tiger is still not as good as Jack. Ike Davis you can stay.
The Truth June 25, 2012 12:04
According to Buster Olney, The Mets felt that RA got squeezed on some calls by the Home plate ump. Really? Does he really think he is good enough to get the calls that a pitcher with a track record has earned?
Science June 25, 2012 13:44
I beg to differ:
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/szoneCDB.php?pitchSel=all&game=gid_2012_06_24_nyamlb_nynmlb_1/&innings=yyyyyyyyy&s_type=&sp_type=1&h_size=700&v_size=500&reParsed=0&extraStr=|6/24/2012|New%20York%20Yankees%20@%20New%20York%20Mets
Ron Burgundy June 25, 2012 18:24
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.
BC June 25, 2012 15:28
So different pitchers should get different strike zones? How about the umps just do their job and not f*ck up so much?
Joe Páwlikowski June 25, 2012 14:17
I choke my chicken at least 5 times a day. Gets me ready to do pie charts.
Tom Jane June 25, 2012 14:59
I just want my kids back.
RA Dickey June 25, 2012 15:30
I got molested by my babysitter, a traveling salesman and the Yankees
Gob Francisco June 25, 2012 15:31
Ive made a huge mistake….
In All Honesty June 25, 2012 17:57
This three game series made me lose respect from one Met and another gained respect. Frank Francisco and his 5 ERA lost respect with his chicken quote and then buried himself further by being quoted as it was said “out of context”. On the other hand RA Dickey let a ball slip and knocked A-Rod to the ground. Instead of starting a fight he grimaced and said “Sorry”. Class act
Jimmy Valmer June 25, 2012 20:22
Sabathia is so f-f-fat, he ch-changed his name to “CCCXX”.
Thank you very much. You’ve been a wonderful audience.