Remember when you stole that base and said you were the greatest, and then I threw my 7th no-hitter later on that night at the age of 44 and stole YOUR thunder? That was awesome!
I will address this blatant act of plagarism later. As soon as I write another column that mentions the same three talking points that I have written the last ten years. The Yankees have a $200 million dollar payroll, but The Mets and thier $200 million dollar heart are the buggest story in town. Bobby V is managing like the genius he is. Steriods are bad. Zach Lupica mom and I couldn’t be prouder, just ease up on the eyeliner and rouge.
Andy on the DL = Devastated Bexy. Get me a couple thousand burritos, it’s gonna take a hell of a lot of comfort eating to get my fat rhino ass off the sofa and away from my Andy Pettitte Yankeeography…
Rickey sees that Brett Gardner is hurt, and the Yankees are using Ibanez in left field. Rickey thinks the Yankees need Rickey. Mr. Cashman, this is Rickey saying, “Call Rickey.”
24 Comments
Rick James July 1, 2012 13:49
Cocaines a hell of a drug
Ron Washington July 1, 2012 18:51
Damn straight brotha
Josh Hamilton July 2, 2012 00:18
You tell ‘em boss…
Joe Páwlikowski July 2, 2012 15:48
I’ve sucked dick for coke.
Nolan Ryan July 1, 2012 13:57
Remember when you stole that base and said you were the greatest, and then I threw my 7th no-hitter later on that night at the age of 44 and stole YOUR thunder? That was awesome!
Loosey Goosey July 5, 2012 16:16
You were the original use-roids-to-prolong-my-career guy. I’m onto you.
Rickey Henderson July 1, 2012 14:09
I’m still the greatest.
Randy A. July 1, 2012 15:23
Man, I got FIVE kids to feed…
Quaid July 1, 2012 17:53
What happened to number six?
Benny July 1, 2012 18:14
Hell, kids? I’m not even married!
Shem July 2, 2012 21:37
How am I supposed to get laid with all of these goddamned kids around here?!
John Olerud July 1, 2012 15:26
This proves YOU should have been BORN with the oversize helmet.
Tommy DeVito July 1, 2012 15:53
Oh, I like this one… One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy’s sayin’, “Whadda ya want from me?’
braggo roth July 1, 2012 16:20
I’m more concerned with Lupica’s article today, and how fake Mike Lupica should sue him for plagiarism.
Mike Lupica July 1, 2012 19:21
I will address this blatant act of plagarism later. As soon as I write another column that mentions the same three talking points that I have written the last ten years. The Yankees have a $200 million dollar payroll, but The Mets and thier $200 million dollar heart are the buggest story in town. Bobby V is managing like the genius he is. Steriods are bad. Zach Lupica mom and I couldn’t be prouder, just ease up on the eyeliner and rouge.
David Wright July 1, 2012 22:58
Don’t forget, Fat Pablo got the nod for the NL All Star starting third baseman over me :(
infernospurse July 1, 2012 16:31
What Rickey wants to say is, if Rickey ran NoMaas, the Live Game Chat wouldn’t be as sad and lonely as Bexy on Valentine’s Day.
Bexy July 1, 2012 18:47
Andy on the DL = Devastated Bexy. Get me a couple thousand burritos, it’s gonna take a hell of a lot of comfort eating to get my fat rhino ass off the sofa and away from my Andy Pettitte Yankeeography…
Mitt Romney July 1, 2012 16:56
The bitches call me suave!
Rickey July 1, 2012 18:54
Rickey’s hammy hurts
Rickey July 1, 2012 22:11
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Rickey July 2, 2012 12:24
Rickey sees that Brett Gardner is hurt, and the Yankees are using Ibanez in left field. Rickey thinks the Yankees need Rickey. Mr. Cashman, this is Rickey saying, “Call Rickey.”
TSJC July 2, 2012 15:49
MY NIGGA!
Mike Francesa's Accent July 3, 2012 11:19
Pass da watahmelon.