Take your walk of shame, Russell: 0-4, 5 SBs against, 2 errors
Thank fuck he didn’t sign that extension!
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Yeah!
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And is a smart person one who uses pert plus in judicious quantities?
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Horse manure is the best conditioner
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So THAT’S why the Yankee Org ships out large quantities of my piss on a daily basis!
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Centaur piss is the best piss
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Spanish jizz is the best jizz.
The Yankees will sign him in the offseason and regret it.
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Martin is a terrible baseball player.
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But I hate the Red Sox!
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Here’s wishing Molina was still a Yankee.
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i play game with PASION! *FISTPUMP*
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Screw you, Canada.
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I could have easily done that
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Oh yeah, at least Martin had the plate blocked. At best you would have given it an Ole’ as he went by.
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2148883933/ForTwitter.jpg
Naw man it’s gotta be me, not to mention I just recently got a twitter! whaddaya think of this pic?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6id33DQa31qdxsuyo1_500.jpg
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HEY! Posting horribly ugly twitterpics is MY SHTICK! ask DADDY to get you your own, LOSER!
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2159888967/042112-5.JPG
I have a boner. It’s calling your name.
DAT ASS
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Don’t be stinky.
9 straight fucking losses in TB.
Is that Bexy’s body you put Russel’s head on.
Close, but not quite:
derp
I’d bang that shit.
Thank you for getting me out of there!
Fack you, you ungratful Dahkie. You nevah fullee appreciated the privlegw it is to play fah da nation.
Escaping from Boston I feel like my ancestors did when they got through the underground railroad!
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29 Comments
Brian S. July 3, 2012 22:54
Thank fuck he didn’t sign that extension!
Brian S. July 9, 2012 15:18
Yeah!
guy who visits nomaas for funny posts July 3, 2012 23:07
And is a smart person one who uses pert plus in judicious quantities?
Mike Asxia July 4, 2012 02:15
Horse manure is the best conditioner
Mark Teixeira July 4, 2012 02:16
So THAT’S why the Yankee Org ships out large quantities of my piss on a daily basis!
ARod the Centaur July 4, 2012 15:38
Centaur piss is the best piss
Joe Páwlikowski July 9, 2012 15:18
Spanish jizz is the best jizz.
Inconvenient Truth July 3, 2012 23:13
The Yankees will sign him in the offseason and regret it.
Brandon July 3, 2012 23:20
Martin is a terrible baseball player.
Russell Martin July 4, 2012 02:05
But I hate the Red Sox!
Captain Clutch July 4, 2012 00:02
Here’s wishing Molina was still a Yankee.
Frankie Cervelli July 4, 2012 02:08
i play game with PASION! *FISTPUMP*
Happy Birthday, America July 4, 2012 00:39
Screw you, Canada.
Jorge Posada July 4, 2012 01:34
I could have easily done that
Big Spike July 4, 2012 07:34
Oh yeah, at least Martin had the plate blocked.
At best you would have given it an Ole’ as he went by.
The Next Ridiculously Photogenic Guy July 4, 2012 02:09
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2148883933/ForTwitter.jpg
Paul O'Neill July 4, 2012 15:41
Naw man it’s gotta be me, not to mention I just recently got a twitter! whaddaya think of this pic?
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6id33DQa31qdxsuyo1_500.jpg
Bexy July 4, 2012 19:27
HEY! Posting horribly ugly twitterpics is MY SHTICK! ask DADDY to get you your own, LOSER!
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2159888967/042112-5.JPG
Joe Páwlikowski July 9, 2012 15:43
I have a boner. It’s calling your name.
Brett Pedroia July 4, 2012 02:10
DAT ASS
Brian S. July 4, 2012 06:31
Don’t be stinky.
Jack Neuhoff July 4, 2012 06:50
9 straight fucking losses in TB.
Sigmund July 4, 2012 07:36
Is that Bexy’s body you put Russel’s head on.
Bexy July 4, 2012 19:26
Close, but not quite:
http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2159888967/042112-5.JPG
best.photo.ever.this.guy July 4, 2012 12:24
derp
Dominque Strauss-Kahn July 4, 2012 14:44
I’d bang that shit.
Darnell McDonald July 4, 2012 19:21
Thank you for getting me out of there!
Tawmmy from Quinzee July 4, 2012 19:45
Fack you, you ungratful Dahkie. You nevah fullee appreciated the privlegw it is to play fah da nation.
Darnell McDonald July 4, 2012 19:49
Escaping from Boston I feel like my ancestors did when they got through the underground railroad!