Derek Lowe in 2012: 3.10 K/9, 3.40 BB/9, 5.52 ERA, 4.48 FIP, 4.75 xFIP

NY Post’s Joel Sherman:
Yankees know firsthand, particularly from ’04 ALCS, that Lowe will not be afraid of big stage even if stuff has faded.
Yankees have to worry about rotation depth with CC/Pettitte on DL. Don’t trust Warren to come up in Aug/Sept. So Lowe offers some insurance
“He’s had a great career,” Girardi said. “He’s pitched in big markets in big games, playoff games. He understands the importance of the months of August and September.”



27 Comments
Moshe Mandel August 12, 2012 22:46
I heart him.
Kevin Brown August 12, 2012 22:50
*punches wall*
DormantUlcer August 12, 2012 22:52
Um, I understand the importance of games in August and September. Can I pitch, too?
Jay Destro's Weenie August 15, 2012 15:07
Shut your damn mouth.
Neo from "The Matrix" August 12, 2012 23:05
I’m “The One”
Derek Lowe's mugshot August 12, 2012 23:58
With the drunk drcomiver driving there’s no surviving.
Greedo August 13, 2012 00:47
He’s going to be the playoff number two behind Hiroki!
Zombie Cy Young August 13, 2012 01:04
I had a great career too, can you sign me?
You never know, the Rangers might run Nolan back out there too.
Curved Slightly August 13, 2012 01:35
53 year old Derek Lowe is really gonna provide some insurance down the stretch. What’s the O/U on him lasting 3 weeks? We really didn’t have anyone we could call up from AAA???
A jerk August 13, 2012 06:30
OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!
Jamie Moyer August 17, 2012 19:17
Did somebody say 53 year old???
Sergio Mitre August 13, 2012 09:21
I’m a major sinker baller too …
Joe Páwlikowski August 15, 2012 15:07
I’d lick your taint. Offer is good for a while.
Vin August 13, 2012 09:22
Is there anyone else the Yankees can sign based on what they did in 2004?
Joe Torre August 13, 2012 09:35
This guy has guts and a bag of tricks. The fucking worm has turned…
Yak Face August 13, 2012 10:05
Jamie Moyer available too?
Ben Sheets August 13, 2012 11:27
LoL
tony August 13, 2012 12:49
I think the Yankees offered him a minor-league deal.
Opportunity Cost August 13, 2012 14:17
Husband of the Year Cashmoron has never heard of me.
Bad Move August 13, 2012 14:18
I’m so sick of these Steinbrenner Sons Specials. “Oooooh? He’s free??? Let’s get him! More money in our already multi-billionaire pockets! Our dad would be… wait, no. He would NOT be proud.”
Derek Lowe is gonna leave the ball “up.” His sinker has less movement than Randy Johnson’s flat-as-a-pancake slider did in his dying days on the Yanks. Remember the back-to-back-to-back-to-back home runs? Fuck this shit.
I miss George, a lot. If he was still around, we might have actually signed Aroldis Chapman when he was interested in the Yanks. He probably would have had scouts on Mike Trout and grabbed him too. Craig Kimbrel would probably be coming out of the pen… and so on, instead of clowns like Clay Rapada and Boone Logan, whom everyone tries so desperately hard to pin a silver lining on.
Look at Michael Kay. “Boone Logan and his SPARKLING ERA!” His ERA doesn’t mean shit, when you come into the game with the bases juiced and start the inning by clearing them. Not charged to him! I don’t know every sabermetrics stat out there, but there should be a stat for relievers called Runs Allowed To Score. That’s right, RATS. If this was a stat, the rotating door of bullpen clowns would have more RATS than NYC itself!
Minnie Minoso August 13, 2012 16:55
I can still play, I’m telling you. If you would just give me a chance like you’re giving my friend Derek. We were born only a week apart! It’s true.
Yankee Fan August 13, 2012 17:19
I love how the shadow on the wall is Cashman. best photoshop ever!
Tree Beard August 13, 2012 19:23
Heard that Hideki Irabu and Corey Lidle are available as well…
Too soon?
20-20 Hindsight August 14, 2012 08:22
I knew he would throw four shutout innings against the Rangers.
Derek muthafuckin Lowe August 14, 2012 23:05
http://vimeo.com/6099673
Joe Páwlikowski August 15, 2012 15:08
Is it gay if you want to lick Lowe’s butthole?
Bexy August 17, 2012 19:18
I want to lick Andy’s butthole. And his nostrils. And his toehairs. And his armpits. #obsessed