Swisher: 2-4, 5 RBI (Grand Slam)
And you have to give it up for David Phelps (5 IP, 2 ER) and Derek Lowe. As much as we joked about Derek Lowe in our Mr. September post, he looked great (4 IP, 2 H, 4 K, 0 BB).
You better not have a mancrush on Swish.
59 Comments
Mike Silva August 13, 2012 22:02
He sucks, I hate him, hes a Jerkface, I root for the Mets but i cant stop talking about swisher and joba
Joe Páwlikowski August 15, 2012 15:10
I had a romantic date with Mike once. He bought me a beer and then I woke up with a sore butthole.
Mike Asxia August 17, 2012 19:23
Which Mike are we talking about here, stud?
Robinson Cano August 13, 2012 22:35
Only on Jes!
David Phelps August 13, 2012 22:36
Told you.
Phil Hughes August 13, 2012 22:42
5 IP, 2 ER….. big deal. It’s more exciting with deep counts and extended at-bats. Besides, I heard chicks dig the long ball.
Betsy from LoHud told me “out” pitches were out of style.
Mike Silva August 13, 2012 23:19
i rather have derek lowe pitch in the post season than hughes, robertson soriano or god forbid that fat slob joba, I am a celebrity , i have a online radio program so my opinion counts. i invite nomaas to my radio but i interrupt him every second cause my opinion is better than his
BEXY August 15, 2012 15:10
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF.
Kuroda August 14, 2012 06:31
It’s on like Godzilla in a whorehouse!
Mike Huckabee August 13, 2012 23:30
Let’s all eat fried chicken to ensure a bunch of people aren’t allowed to take care of each other as they age!!!!!!
Beckett, Lackey and Lester August 13, 2012 23:59
Someone say Fried Chicken?
Sully August 14, 2012 11:40
Fried chicken is fah dahkies! If you eat like a dahkie we’ll treat you like a dahkie!
Wade Boggs August 14, 2012 14:11
But only after we leave town, right?
Peter Gibbons August 15, 2012 10:14
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays
Fried Chicken August 14, 2012 02:02
Because if you eat enough, “aging” wouldn’t be much of a problem (since you’ll be dead)
Brian S. August 15, 2012 15:15
I concur.
Derek Jeter August 13, 2012 23:39
I tied Nap Lajoie today on the all time hits list and I still got to look at the career plate appearances of a back up catcher in Seattle. His numbers are meaningless. My numbers are historic and I’ve played every game in the pinstripes. Show me some respect.
Tri-State Ford Dealer August 13, 2012 23:58
Have you been to Jeter’s Place lately? You really should check it out.
Derek Jeter August 14, 2012 00:37
Go to jetersfordchallenge.com, then GET to your motherfuckin’ tri-state Ford dealer. If you go now, you could win a date with me, a free ride home, and even a signed baseball! Females only. Other rules and restrictions may apply.
Redd Suxx Kow August 14, 2012 08:45
Jeater swaloze
Sully August 14, 2012 11:41
Haw haw, that’s a zingah!
Redd Suxx Kow August 14, 2012 22:03
Hay itz funy coz Im lik a ritodded kow.
Chik-Fil-A CEO August 14, 2012 08:57
It better be females only! Or no chicken for you.
TSJC August 15, 2012 15:11
I rape punk ass whitey’s in the joint.
Eddie Murray's Career Hits August 14, 2012 03:33
Wez be in trouble!
Jesus Montero August 14, 2012 05:55
If you want to see how my career unfolds look no further than Juan Rivera. I promise I won’t be better than him and he brought you guys Javy Vasquez.
Also he has stepped to the plate 3,444 times since being traded. How come NoMaas not reminded everyone of him?
CC of 2012 August 14, 2012 01:02
I am not an ace. I play one on tv, though.
Kuroda is the ace of this staff, but he doesn’t wear his hat with a lean, circa 1993. That shit was cool 20 years ago… give my hat some propers, nomaas!
Watching my team get some hits with RISP reminds me that A-Rod is not in the lineup. He is the CC of the batting order.
Dennis Haysbert August 14, 2012 01:39
CC is trying to nail down my gig as the Allstate spokesman.
Are you in good hands?
Jack Bauer August 14, 2012 01:54
Thank you, Mr. President. But with all due respect, I’m about to save your ass.
Redd Suxx Kow August 14, 2012 01:52
Yankz Eet Mor Shitt.
Nick Swisher August 14, 2012 03:28
I would like to thank the month of August for letting me relax & hit a Grand Slam
because we know in the month of October my long swing puts toilets on blast
with steaming piles of soft shit.
not exactly diarrhea but not really the normal caca that my wife loves to lick out of my tight buttocks.
Nick Swisher August 14, 2012 03:29
I’m going to sign with the Mets or Red Sox next year because I fear October
and I want to steer clear of that pressure.
Mike Silva August 14, 2012 08:54
No you are a jerk face ands you constantly show up other teams, you are a disgrace of a baseball player and nobody likes you, i dont like you and ill tweet 19384649393475 times about it to beat writers cause i crave attention to be a celebrity
Ben Ka bak's Dad August 15, 2012 15:14
Do you want to sue?
Derek Lowe August 14, 2012 06:27
Suck it Cleveland! And fuck you Boston, ya 4th place losers!
Dempster August 14, 2012 06:29
Fuck this! I want to go back to the NL!
Too Bad! August 14, 2012 14:51
Some guy get used to AAAA, then suck big time when they get to MLB.
Bobby V August 14, 2012 07:40
Fuck all of you! I’m going back to Japan!
David Ortiz August 14, 2012 07:48
I’m not kidding.
Where is the banana?
Johnny Damon August 14, 2012 07:50
I only need 231 hits to reach 3000.
I’m available. Just saying.
http://johnnydamonisnotgay.com/
Yeah but... August 14, 2012 14:52
My 5-year-old cousin has a better throwing arm than you.
Johnny Damon August 14, 2012 15:11
that 5 year old will never make the majors like I did so please let your dream die thinking he throws better than me.
Rex Ryan August 14, 2012 08:10
I love my wife’s feet!
Joe Páwlikowski August 15, 2012 15:12
Me too. :)
Dustin Pedroia, 2010 August 14, 2012 08:16
We don’t need any fair weather fans. All you real fans hang on, because it’s going to be a great ride!
Dustin Pedroia, 2011 August 14, 2012 08:21
All you real fans hang on, because it’s going to be a great ride!
Dustin Pedroia, 2012 August 14, 2012 08:25
All you real fans hang on, because it’s going to be a great ride?
DL August 14, 2012 16:27
See you again, soon!
Reggie Jackson August 14, 2012 08:37
A-Rod’s stats are questionable.
Just saying.
Joe Morgan August 14, 2012 09:07
My Big Red Machine hit 74,388 grand slams one year which is, of course, a record.
And I am in the Hall of Fame today.
Mike L. NYDnewwz August 14, 2012 09:40
I will challenge Ryan in a PX90 Workout >He’s the devil
Dempster's next Big Free Agent Payday August 14, 2012 10:08
Slip sliding away……should have stayed in NL!
Bunting August 14, 2012 11:44
Thank god Ichiro gave Dumpster an out in the inning we were crushing him. Worked out great!
Ichiro August 14, 2012 15:12
would you rather seen the weak grounder to 3rd instead?
Swish August 14, 2012 12:00
Fags
Mike Silva August 14, 2012 15:38
THATS THE ATTITUDE THAT US CREDIBLE SPORT BLOGERS AND RADIO HOST HATE ABOUT SWISHER HES DISRESPECTFUL TO TEAMS AND HIS TEAM, HES A BIG OLD PHONY
Joe Páwlikowski August 15, 2012 15:13
Can you write for us? We are in need of weekend writers.
Minnie Minoso August 14, 2012 16:21
Why is Silva yelling? He woke me up. Naps are important at my age. However, I must point out that I can still play.
And don’t say bad things about my friend Nick. He runs the nicest bar in Bedford Falls, except for that time with the angel in the alternate universe. But that wasn’t his fault.
Oh, look, the Old Crow is giving me a sign from third. I have to go.
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