Did you pull those statistics out your ass? Every expert on ESPN knows that the Sox have a 100% chance of winning the division and thus making the playoffs. Of course now I’m just being a hypocrite because everyone knows I pull all my articles and ‘research’ out my ass
A real ace wouldn’t have given up those two runs in the ninth…
Seriously though, great performance by the whole team tonight. Special hat-tip to Ichiro for his tenth consecutive one-hit performance! I’m not even being sarcastic for once; that has to be tough to do!
Montero leads the league in hitting LHP. Pineda leads the league in bed sores. Campos is a close second. Pedroia’s brother leads the league in fondling young boys testicles. Now if it was little girls, it would ok. After all, Muhammad married Aisha when she was only 9 years old.
I lead the league in Andy Pettitte memorabilia, including his Yankeeography on Blue Ray DVD, his bobblehead doll, and a piece of his pubic hair that I found in the Yankee clubhouse urinal.
23 Comments
96 Wins August 3, 2012 22:22
These are good games for the bridge jumpers and ledge walkers.
We are about 95% to make the playoffs, 93% to win the division.
This is despite gobs of injuries to Hall of Fame level players.
Given those facts, draw your own conclusions about the management of the team.
Eric Ortiz August 4, 2012 09:41
Did you pull those statistics out your ass? Every expert on ESPN knows that the Sox have a 100% chance of winning the division and thus making the playoffs. Of course now I’m just being a hypocrite because everyone knows I pull all my articles and ‘research’ out my ass
10-game win streak August 6, 2012 10:22
All the Sox blogs and NESN nuts keep talking about me. But if it happens the Sox will STILL be 3 games out of the playoffs.
Beckett, Lester and Lackey , attorneys at law August 9, 2012 12:22
See what happens when we can’t get beer and chicken? We can’t pitch anymore!
A jerk August 3, 2012 22:37
ISN’T IT UNFAIR THAT CC GOT TO FACE A LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM TONIGHT???!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate August 3, 2012 22:50
A real ace wouldn’t have given up those two runs in the ninth…
Seriously though, great performance by the whole team tonight. Special hat-tip to Ichiro for his tenth consecutive one-hit performance! I’m not even being sarcastic for once; that has to be tough to do!
Donald Trump August 3, 2012 23:07
Shouldn’t it be Brobama on the photo?
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes August 3, 2012 23:43
Crackhead CC ladies and gentleman.
Ron Washington August 4, 2012 02:21
Quit stealing my thunder, you chubby nigga.
I can call CC a nigga because I’m black.
Dennis Hopper August 4, 2012 11:36
Im pretty sure he’s Sicilian.
Christopher Walken August 4, 2012 11:56
I love this guy…
rob balis August 3, 2012 23:53
lost in the season is the production eric chavez has been giving the team….fantastic bench player
Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) August 4, 2012 04:32
Montero leads the league in hitting LHP. Pineda leads the league in bed sores. Campos is a close second. Pedroia’s brother leads the league in fondling young boys testicles. Now if it was little girls, it would ok. After all, Muhammad married Aisha when she was only 9 years old.
Bexy August 4, 2012 09:43
I lead the league in Andy Pettitte memorabilia, including his Yankeeography on Blue Ray DVD, his bobblehead doll, and a piece of his pubic hair that I found in the Yankee clubhouse urinal.
Tree Beard August 4, 2012 11:03
CC hasn’t been that skinny since 3rd grade…he eats more capt. crunch in a week than a Kenyan family eats food in a year!
Yankee Fan August 4, 2012 11:42
Where’s everyone who told me Martin should not catch CC now?? Huh? Since it was such a BADDDDDD idea… where are y’all???
Smart Guy August 4, 2012 14:42
martin sucks but so does stewart
Real Yankee Fan from Brooklyn August 5, 2012 13:33
“Y’all”??????????
Actual Real Yankee Fan from Brooklyn August 5, 2012 15:54
Y’all niggas is crazy…
Rowdy Peeper August 5, 2012 00:24
I would bet on Betty White finishing a marathon over CC. He hasn’t missed a meal since the first Bush was in office.
Yadier Molina August 5, 2012 15:55
Sooooo, you guys gonna give me a contract in a couple months or what?
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes August 6, 2012 16:11
Umm, you are under contract big boy.
CC Sabathia August 9, 2012 15:06
I haven’t been that skinny since …well um since…..is that a bowl of cereal over there?