Wow, a lot of likes. Good to see everyone who slammed my support of his signing open their eyes. If all he did was hit those two homers off of Slosh Beckett, he would have been worth it. The best part about that is that he threw him the exact same pitch, twice!
how does anyone give this a thumbs down? just trolls i guess? everybody on here was saying bad shit about the ichiro trade when it happened. there was a whole article dedicated to how it was a bad idea, with everyone backing that up. this dude’s right. you guys bashed the trade, then he hits two homers off beckett, and all the sudden you’re all fans. haha, whatever. i agree with ya man!
At least now that Theo Epstein is gone, we don’t have to watch loving camera shots of him watching sunday night baseball in his box. The constant worshipping and ballwashing and attention ESPN showers on the Red sox would make Leni Reifenstahl proud. Don’t you all just want to vomit when they refer to Brett’s brother as “pee-dee”?
By the way, is rs ownership still giving away tickets to continue the myth of consecutive games sold out?
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Steve Berthiuame of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:26Reply
The AL East is getting very interesting. It’s the Yankees to win but rather to lose.
If a team in the AL East is serious about winning, they will sign Tim Tebow. He is a competitive force of nature who’s virgin penis, will elevate that team to unforseen greatness. Did I mention that he threw for 316 yards in a playoff game? (Despite the fact 150 of those yards came on three passes)
My video game company went belly up and hundreds of people went unemployed and broke but ESPN hired me to keep my cash flowing and to diss the Yankees even though they are the best team in the AL.
Curt Schilling will follow up his bashing of the Yankess on ESPN, by going on the D&C show where the two fawning pieces of white trash will ask him powder puff questions about his rape and sodomy of the state of Rhode Island. he will then join the two of them in ripping Bobby V., the players in the clubhouse that didn’t buy his bullshit ough guy routine and all deomcrats. If there is a more self serving asshole that ever played this sport I cannot name him, please don’t let him get into the Hall of Fame.
Any of us would do the same… don’t think A-Rod was the only guy out there juicing. He wasn’t the only name in the Mitchell Report. Some guys named Ramirez & Ortiz were also in there, but lets never mention that again, mmmK?
If you want real honest opinions about the sport, excluding senile fuck head Peter Gammons’ corpse, watch us. We actually know what the fuck we are talking about. We give you live updates and we are contractually obligated to lick Red Sox man taint like the worldwide leader. Plus Harold Reynolds has lots of intern pussy to share.
Point is idiot Mo didnt go down before they signed Soriano if thats exactly what he said.I highly doubt it was said like that. He probably said it was smart to give Soriano the money just in case Mo went down or fell off the cliff finally as people had been predicting for 7 or 8 years now.
That is the exact quote from my mouth. Yes apparently I forgot that Soriano was signed last year & also forgot that Cashman wanted nothing to do with it.
Yes I am big clown & Dan Plesac was a bigger clown for not correcting me on the spot.
Wait a second! We’re the laughing stock of baseball.
We have the balls to operate in New York but act like we are based in Kansas City.
Yeah nevermind the fact that our owner is a ponzi scheme cockersucker who will rot in hell
& nevermind the new GM & MGR are actually worse than the previous losers.
*sigh* Who is this moron who keeps using my handle? Come on, man. Of all the names you could choose? Pick Mr. T, Oscar the Grouch, Dale Earnhardt, Mickey Mouse, or even Flanny– but leave mine alone! Thanks!
when was i ever against the ichiro trade you moron? ive been against many trades specially the montero one, not once have ive ever bad mouthed the ichiro trade cause unlike nomaas i knew we needed a trade for an OF.
Go back a bit to those articles, then read, then realize you are wrong, then have the balls to just admit it, then move on and enjoy having a future hall of famer outfielder who bashes homers against mr. chin pubes. Relax, it’s not a big deal.
Come on over, man! You’ll get paid, too! They ain’t tight-wads like Hank and Hal over here. Shit, I’m batting .282 with 3 home runs and 19 RBI’s, and I’m gettin over 20 million per year!
Dumb manager have no faith. Have no man on deck with me at plate with two out in ninth inning. Stupid man give up early. Umpire make Joe put someone on deck.
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Chien-Ming Wang August 19, 2012 23:11
I rike
Chien Ming Wang August 19, 2012 23:28
But I no rike running the bases…
Derek Jeter August 19, 2012 23:31
I slice and dice a different kind of sushi.
Yankee Fan August 20, 2012 00:29
Give this man a prize for the winning comment of the night!
Minka August 20, 2012 01:50
I nicknamed his penis Li’l Eggroll!
Michael Pineda August 20, 2012 16:16
I do a shot of sake for each of Ichiro’s total bases, and a shot for each of Kuroda’s scoreless innings. I don’t remember much of August!
nomaas August 19, 2012 23:13
LUMPS
Ki m Last August 20, 2012 15:50
Lumps
Ol Dirty Bastard August 19, 2012 23:19
Ooooh baby I like it raw. Or I used to, you know since I’m dead? Wu Tang Bitches.
Ol Dirty Bastard August 20, 2012 23:10
Shimmy shimmy yah, shimmy yah yah yay!
Dock Ellis August 19, 2012 23:22
The RedSox committed Hari Kari a long time ago, homies.
Josh Beckett August 19, 2012 23:23
If I were Italian you could have photoshopped me serving up meatballs.
The Mafia August 19, 2012 23:25
We’ll turn your redneck ass into meatballs and feed you to your wife with a rusty spoon.
Carl Pavano August 21, 2012 00:38
That job is taken, Josh!
Brian S. August 21, 2012 13:49
I agree totally.
Dan Shulman of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:24
Derek Jeter had 3 hits tonight to climb up the hits list some more but Red Sox SS Pedro Ciriaco will pass him by season’s end.
Ichiro August 19, 2012 23:24
I’m in New York to stay! Sign me up!
Hiroki Kuroda August 19, 2012 23:41
レッドソックスの性交。
Yankee Fan August 20, 2012 18:39
Wow, a lot of likes. Good to see everyone who slammed my support of his signing open their eyes. If all he did was hit those two homers off of Slosh Beckett, he would have been worth it. The best part about that is that he threw him the exact same pitch, twice!
hahaha August 20, 2012 23:14
how does anyone give this a thumbs down? just trolls i guess? everybody on here was saying bad shit about the ichiro trade when it happened. there was a whole article dedicated to how it was a bad idea, with everyone backing that up. this dude’s right. you guys bashed the trade, then he hits two homers off beckett, and all the sudden you’re all fans. haha, whatever. i agree with ya man!
The Wave August 19, 2012 23:24
The Red Sox felt our presence tonight because they’re all washed up.
ESPN August 19, 2012 23:25
The Red Sox and are 13.5 games back. Here’s a 20 minute montage of them only on SportsCenter. But first, more of Tim Tebow!!!
Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khameini August 19, 2012 23:28
Death to the Great Satan! Allahuakbar!
Skip Bayliss August 19, 2012 23:41
Coming up next on ESPN, Tim Tebow washes his car and a ESPN special report about how Dustin Pedroia applies his eye black. Stay tuned…
Nick Johnson August 20, 2012 10:34
At least now that Theo Epstein is gone, we don’t have to watch loving camera shots of him watching sunday night baseball in his box. The constant worshipping and ballwashing and attention ESPN showers on the Red sox would make Leni Reifenstahl proud. Don’t you all just want to vomit when they refer to Brett’s brother as “pee-dee”?
By the way, is rs ownership still giving away tickets to continue the myth of consecutive games sold out?
Steve Berthiuame of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:26
The AL East is getting very interesting. It’s the Yankees to win but rather to lose.
Skip Bayless August 19, 2012 23:40
If a team in the AL East is serious about winning, they will sign Tim Tebow. He is a competitive force of nature who’s virgin penis, will elevate that team to unforseen greatness. Did I mention that he threw for 316 yards in a playoff game? (Despite the fact 150 of those yards came on three passes)
Curt Schilling of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:27
My video game company went belly up and hundreds of people went unemployed and broke but ESPN hired me to keep my cash flowing and to diss the Yankees even though they are the best team in the AL.
The Truth August 19, 2012 23:31
Curt Schilling will follow up his bashing of the Yankess on ESPN, by going on the D&C show where the two fawning pieces of white trash will ask him powder puff questions about his rape and sodomy of the state of Rhode Island. he will then join the two of them in ripping Bobby V., the players in the clubhouse that didn’t buy his bullshit ough guy routine and all deomcrats. If there is a more self serving asshole that ever played this sport I cannot name him, please don’t let him get into the Hall of Fame.
self serving asshole August 19, 2012 23:44
My name is Alex Rodriguez. I build mansions. I buy mansions. I flip mansions.
The Truth August 19, 2012 23:54
If that’s the worst you can say about A-Rod, besides the muscular chick thing, than that’s cool.
self serving asshole August 20, 2012 00:21
That & I shit all over the record books. That’s pretty self serving. The history of the game didn’t mean anything to me.
How’s that?
The Truth August 20, 2012 07:18
Hi Mike Lupica, glad to see you’re a visitor to the site.
TSJC August 20, 2012 15:51
My Niggas’s
Every MLB player August 21, 2012 00:42
Any of us would do the same… don’t think A-Rod was the only guy out there juicing. He wasn’t the only name in the Mitchell Report. Some guys named Ramirez & Ortiz were also in there, but lets never mention that again, mmmK?
Don't Worry August 20, 2012 18:41
Curt Schilling stands absolutely no chance of getting into the Hall of Fame. Coco Crisp has about an equal shot. We’re good.
Rick Sutcliffe of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:29
*BURP, FART, BURP , FART, BURP, FART, BURP*
The Yunkees are gonna lose this shit and some how the Sawx will win this shit…..
*BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!*
John Kruk of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:29
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
The Yankees are in trouble.
Tim Kurkjian of ESPN August 19, 2012 23:30
My voice squeaks like a pre-pubescent but I still get to talk to major league executives because I work for ESPN.
MLB Network August 19, 2012 23:34
If you want real honest opinions about the sport, excluding senile fuck head Peter Gammons’ corpse, watch us. We actually know what the fuck we are talking about. We give you live updates and we are contractually obligated to lick Red Sox man taint like the worldwide leader. Plus Harold Reynolds has lots of intern pussy to share.
MLB Network August 19, 2012 23:36
Sorry I meant to say we are NOT contractually obligated to lick Red Sox man taint. Gammons still does though.
Harold Reynolds August 19, 2012 23:39
Yesterday I actually said the following:
“You got to give CASHMAN credit for throwing globs of money at Soriano when Mo went down.”
Folks – how do I have a job as an analysis?
Randi Levine August 19, 2012 23:46
Why does Cashmoron get the credit for that one, Harold? Fuck you, I always knew you were jelly of my jewfro.
Shogun of Harlem August 20, 2012 00:02
Point is idiot Mo didnt go down before they signed Soriano if thats exactly what he said.I highly doubt it was said like that. He probably said it was smart to give Soriano the money just in case Mo went down or fell off the cliff finally as people had been predicting for 7 or 8 years now.
Harold Reynolds August 20, 2012 00:24
That is the exact quote from my mouth. Yes apparently I forgot that Soriano was signed last year & also forgot that Cashman wanted nothing to do with it.
Yes I am big clown & Dan Plesac was a bigger clown for not correcting me on the spot.
New York Mets August 19, 2012 23:36
Wait a second! We’re the laughing stock of baseball.
We have the balls to operate in New York but act like we are based in Kansas City.
Yeah nevermind the fact that our owner is a ponzi scheme cockersucker who will rot in hell
& nevermind the new GM & MGR are actually worse than the previous losers.
Bud Selig August 20, 2012 01:30
Stop crying and send in your revenue sharing money, my good friend Jeff Loria wants to make a down payment on an island.
The Voice Over from "300" August 19, 2012 23:37
Josh Beckett oh you overrated foe. Thank you for hindering that whore of a team called Boston.
Bobby Valentine August 19, 2012 23:39
Did you see my nasty ear hair tonight? *smacks on gum*
Photoshop August 19, 2012 23:46
Did you know the only thing photoshopped is the picture of Beckett?
AGon August 19, 2012 23:46
You guys see my numbers lately? huh? Not bad, I love to hit in non pressure situations!
ARod August 19, 2012 23:49
I can’t stand to see how badly my team needs me! I hope to be better soon!
Captain Clutch August 19, 2012 23:54
Best Photoshop of the year
Ichiro August 20, 2012 00:28
By using the scientific method I have proven that right field in New Yankee Stadium has a jet stream blowing hot air out.
& why is it that the mariners fans make more noise than yankee fans?
Jung Bong August 20, 2012 00:40
Surely you jest.
Salem Herman Newton August 20, 2012 00:28
The Tigers are still the team to beat come October.
Sox payroll August 20, 2012 01:04
540 million spent the last three years. No playoffs.
The Truth August 20, 2012 07:20
Do you think Mike Lupica will ever mention this in an article? For all the money the Yanks spent at least they made the postseason.
Dice-K August 21, 2012 00:49
Over $50 million just to talk to me. Joe Buck never mentions that for some reason.
Melky Cabrera August 20, 2012 01:26
The Red Sox front office has contacted my agent about creating a website that includes Boston in the 2012 Playoffs.
Jay Destro August 20, 2012 01:50
Beckett is hot.
Joe Páwlikowski August 20, 2012 15:51
Want to lick my bunghole?
Z. Greinke August 20, 2012 02:19
Will you guys pay me what my mom thinks I’m worth?
I’m an ace! Like a Dellin type ace.
Piston Honda August 20, 2012 02:20
TKO from Tokyo!
Yankee Fan August 20, 2012 02:30
Why is Nomaas selling as space for Act against AIDS?
Ain’t no faggot Yankee fans up in here!
Let them get the word out on a mets & red sox blog.
Yankee Fan August 20, 2012 23:44
*sigh* Who is this moron who keeps using my handle? Come on, man. Of all the names you could choose? Pick Mr. T, Oscar the Grouch, Dale Earnhardt, Mickey Mouse, or even Flanny– but leave mine alone! Thanks!
Brian S. August 20, 2012 02:33
Stinky!
Jay Destro's hat August 20, 2012 02:41
It sinks up in here!
Smart Guy August 20, 2012 08:38
I remember the times when Nomaas wanted to make no trades for an OF because we had andruw jones and raul ibanez.
oh yeah
http://nomaas.org/2012/07/trade-for-an-outfielder-nope/
But... August 20, 2012 18:46
You were also against the Ichiro trade… I guess another convert. That’s fine with me!
Smart Guy August 21, 2012 00:31
when was i ever against the ichiro trade you moron? ive been against many trades specially the montero one, not once have ive ever bad mouthed the ichiro trade cause unlike nomaas i knew we needed a trade for an OF.
but thanks for making stuff up :D
Chill Ouutttt... August 21, 2012 02:32
Go back a bit to those articles, then read, then realize you are wrong, then have the balls to just admit it, then move on and enjoy having a future hall of famer outfielder who bashes homers against mr. chin pubes. Relax, it’s not a big deal.
Smart Guy August 21, 2012 08:48
i believe you must be confusing me with someone else or either someone like the one who replied stated something that I didnt say.
the only thing i have to admit that ive been wrong about this year has been Ibanez but he still kinda sucks
Smart Guy August 21, 2012 08:39
I is smart.
Mick Foley August 20, 2012 13:10
The Japs love me.
Joe Páwlikowski August 20, 2012 15:52
I try to find the best glory holes in the Bronx.
cashmoron August 20, 2012 16:01
I trade a future superstar fro a drunk with a fucked up shoulder, but everyone wants to forget about that because I signed Ichiro and Ibanez?
What do I have to do to get people to forget about my abortions and ruining my family?
96 Wins August 20, 2012 17:03
Win a few World Series titles.
Melky Cabrera August 20, 2012 17:02
Pineda is a dumb shit.
Michael Pineda August 20, 2012 20:26
With the drunk driver driving, there’s no surviving!
Me and Derek Lowe flipped a coin to see who was driving.
Michael Pineda August 20, 2012 23:48
Maybe you can trade me to the Red Sox? I hear they like drinkin’ beer too! But hey, at least I didn’t pull a “Bob Lorenz” and run from the cops!
Carl Crawford August 20, 2012 23:52
Come on over, man! You’ll get paid, too! They ain’t tight-wads like Hank and Hal over here. Shit, I’m batting .282 with 3 home runs and 19 RBI’s, and I’m gettin over 20 million per year!
Ichiro August 20, 2012 23:54
Dumb manager have no faith. Have no man on deck with me at plate with two out in ninth inning. Stupid man give up early. Umpire make Joe put someone on deck.
Roger Clemens August 21, 2012 00:20
I’m coming, coming… back, back to baseball, baseball!
Susyn Waldman August 21, 2012 00:53
ROJAH CLEMONS!!!! ROJAH CLEMONS!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? SEE THAT REPLAY? (forgets every day that people listening on a radio can’t see a replay)
Jesus Montero August 21, 2012 13:50
How’s Pineda doing? What are your catchers batting?
Ichiro August 21, 2012 16:21
Get used to me in right Field for the next 2-3 years. Swish, sayonara!