I can’t believe all the happy Sox fans today. The Red Sox have a gazillion dollars. Between NESN and their, “sellout streak”, and all those pink hats, they could have afforded some luxury tax years, ate those contracts, and still had an all star first baseman. Now they get to have a production drought at first like they have at short to go along with all the other serious flaws in their roster. All for what? So Henry and Luccino can keep more of the fans money?
The Red Sux ownership wants to be like Hank & Hal. You know how things work; one person does something and then someone in a similar situation does the same thing, rather than thinking for themselves. They want to get under the luxury tax as well (i.e., be greedier than they already are). They just failed miserably doing it, by giving away whatever they had. But, if they’re going to be losers, as Red Sux tradition has it, they might as well throw in the towel, give up, and be rich losers, right? Works for me!
I’m gonna miss the Yanks having Slosh Beckett to beat up on. He has more than twice as many losses than wins– to the tune of an ERA figure that is higher than the number of stars awarded to the best hotels… or the number of rings in the olympics logo… or– well, you get the picture. Peace out, Chin Pubes! It’s been… hilarious!!!
“Bums” Beckett helped win a world series, Crawford tries to come back from injury and gets hurt again. Gonzalez was putting good numbers and wona gold glove last year, these are bums? Honestly this organization and it’s embedded media know no shame.
Beckett is an unprofessional, a drunk, a headhunter, an asshole, etc.
Crawford can’t catch a fly ball (see his infamous play– or lack thereof– which ended the 2011 season for them).
If I was making close to 22 million a year, I wouldn’t give a shit WHO my boss was; I would still play my game– not be the orchestrator and ringleader of a circus of drunk, classless, lowlifes. He is a solid baseball player, but his defense is FAR from that of Mark Teixeira’s, so you can eat that gold glove, beantown boy.
They are bums, all the way, and their own city and fan base have been the first to admit it. The Red Sux proudly are known for being classless, unprofessional, self-proclaimed “Dirt Dogs,” but the fact that their own city and fans rejects them because of how much they suck at life tells anyone and everyone all they need to know.
Hey wannabe, if you have read any of my posts you know that I despise all things Red Sox and make fun of them whenever possible. In this case the same newspaper that proclaimed the 2011 Red Sox as “The Greatest Team Ever” is now calling three of players that they creamed their jeans over bums. I am pointing out the ironic nature of the situation. Go back to RAB please. Crawford deserves better, fuck Beckett & Gonzalez however.
I can’t wait to see what Mike Francesa will have to say on this site after this royal, verbal beatdown of the Mets. He went absolutely APESHIT! Screaaaaaaaaaming!
38 Comments
Mad fuck Brock Cohen August 24, 2012 23:19
Whay the fuck was I fired from the RAB weekend gig??
Hannah Erlich? She must have blown those three gay ass slappers…
Jay Destro August 26, 2012 21:17
I’d blow you.
Joe Páwlikowski August 27, 2012 14:53
Why do you break my heart Jay?
Ross Cephster August 24, 2012 23:20
Joe Paw, text me tomorrow, I’m installing a new router mid-town, but want your hairy ass in the IT room
Joe Páwlikowski August 27, 2012 14:54
You make me hot, Ross.
LA Dodgers August 24, 2012 23:56
Hey we just gave those racists an extra 50 million dollars to spend annually the next few years. Although Gonzalez is still good.
Call me Crazy August 26, 2012 09:08
I can’t believe all the happy Sox fans today. The Red Sox have a gazillion dollars. Between NESN and their, “sellout streak”, and all those pink hats, they could have afforded some luxury tax years, ate those contracts, and still had an all star first baseman. Now they get to have a production drought at first like they have at short to go along with all the other serious flaws in their roster. All for what? So Henry and Luccino can keep more of the fans money?
Sox fans are chumps.
Haven't you heard? August 26, 2012 11:52
The Red Sux ownership wants to be like Hank & Hal. You know how things work; one person does something and then someone in a similar situation does the same thing, rather than thinking for themselves. They want to get under the luxury tax as well (i.e., be greedier than they already are). They just failed miserably doing it, by giving away whatever they had. But, if they’re going to be losers, as Red Sux tradition has it, they might as well throw in the towel, give up, and be rich losers, right? Works for me!
Fuckin' A August 26, 2012 11:54
The bigger the number in the GB column next to the words “Red Sox,” the happier I am.
Don Mattingly August 25, 2012 00:01
Really?! Now I’m gonna have to manage these classless, fried-chicken-eating, beer-guzzling lowlifes? Fuck my life…
You Know... August 25, 2012 00:05
I’m gonna miss the Yanks having Slosh Beckett to beat up on. He has more than twice as many losses than wins– to the tune of an ERA figure that is higher than the number of stars awarded to the best hotels… or the number of rings in the olympics logo… or– well, you get the picture. Peace out, Chin Pubes! It’s been… hilarious!!!
Josh Beckett August 25, 2012 02:37
i think iiii’m goooing to los angelessss for a photo shoot or sumthinnnn.
*takes bong hit*
Adrian Gonzalez August 25, 2012 02:42
Arribaaaaaa!!! Andaleeee!!!
Go to hell you pinche Boston fans! Cabrons!
Carl Crawford August 25, 2012 02:43
Let’s roll Adrian. Should we wake up Josh? We should at least turn him on his side so he doesn’t choke on his own vomit.
Speedy Gonzalez August 25, 2012 15:45
Not even Carl and A-Gn can get together to beat me!
There is only one and is me!
Speedy Gonzalez August 25, 2012 15:47
Yo quiero Taco Bell!!!!
Nick Punto August 25, 2012 19:49
I was traded too!
Josh Beckett August 25, 2012 03:26
I sure hope Nomaas takes out their whopping stick on the boston media when I get bad press as soon as I leave.
Haha August 25, 2012 11:44
It’s actually “whooping” stick. And don’t worry, troll, they will.
Too late August 25, 2012 12:33
Boston Herald already on it, thanks!
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/does-trade-mark-end-boston-destination-big-time-140039964–mlb.html
The Truth August 25, 2012 13:00
“Bums” Beckett helped win a world series, Crawford tries to come back from injury and gets hurt again. Gonzalez was putting good numbers and wona gold glove last year, these are bums? Honestly this organization and it’s embedded media know no shame.
Haha August 25, 2012 13:29
Can we start banning trolls, please?
Beckett is an unprofessional, a drunk, a headhunter, an asshole, etc.
Crawford can’t catch a fly ball (see his infamous play– or lack thereof– which ended the 2011 season for them).
If I was making close to 22 million a year, I wouldn’t give a shit WHO my boss was; I would still play my game– not be the orchestrator and ringleader of a circus of drunk, classless, lowlifes. He is a solid baseball player, but his defense is FAR from that of Mark Teixeira’s, so you can eat that gold glove, beantown boy.
They are bums, all the way, and their own city and fan base have been the first to admit it. The Red Sux proudly are known for being classless, unprofessional, self-proclaimed “Dirt Dogs,” but the fact that their own city and fans rejects them because of how much they suck at life tells anyone and everyone all they need to know.
Go back to Son’s of Sam Horn.
The Truth August 25, 2012 16:04
Hey wannabe, if you have read any of my posts you know that I despise all things Red Sox and make fun of them whenever possible. In this case the same newspaper that proclaimed the 2011 Red Sox as “The Greatest Team Ever” is now calling three of players that they creamed their jeans over bums. I am pointing out the ironic nature of the situation. Go back to RAB please. Crawford deserves better, fuck Beckett & Gonzalez however.
David Ortiz August 25, 2012 07:51
Where is that banana?
Fuck me!
BEXY August 27, 2012 14:55
WHERE IS MY BURRITO?
Joshua Beckett August 25, 2012 11:13
Anybody know where to get some good chicken in Los Angeles?
The Truth August 25, 2012 12:08
Roscoe’s Chicken & Waffles, but be warned Crips & Bloods hang there. Learn the dress code homie.
Donnie Baseball August 25, 2012 14:44
I have plans for Beckett once he arrives….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNQPLewGR9k
Yankee Fan August 25, 2012 17:09
I wish we had a GM who could get rid of dog shit contracts
Rafael Soriano August 25, 2012 23:43
But, then what about me?
Clutch hitter August 25, 2012 21:29
Can someone explain to me why the worst hitter in baseball is hitting 7th???
Oh Man... August 25, 2012 23:50
I can’t wait to see what Mike Francesa will have to say on this site after this royal, verbal beatdown of the Mets. He went absolutely APESHIT! Screaaaaaaaaaming!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/24/mike-francesa-mets-rant-channels-chris-russo_n_1827788.html
Where are ya, Mike? I need more! Give us something!
Derek Lowe August 26, 2012 00:40
(On Red Sux players going to Dodgers)
“Now, everybody is going to be coming to them saying, ‘Hey, were they the No. 1 reason why you guys weren’t winning?’”
Nick Swisher August 27, 2012 00:16
Why are you all talking about the Red Sux? This is about the Swish!!! You dude, viva la vida loca.
Flanny August 25, 2012 00:48
Get out of my space, asswipe.
Johnny Pesky's Limp DIck August 25, 2012 00:51
Talk to my friend, Ted Williams Head
Mike Silva August 26, 2012 17:46
NOONE USES MYSPACE ANYMORE NOW ITS ALL ABPOUT TWITTER, BUT DONT FOLLOW NICKSWISHER CAUSE ITS NOT HIM ITS A PHONY CAUSE SWISHER IS A PHONY
TSJC August 27, 2012 14:56
Shut the nigga up or be raped.