Listen here fuck brain, I don’t. But did you know that cause I I’m tough here, I’m tough in real life too? I’ll Jolly Stomp you if you keep that shit up!
You little piss nugget! I’ll kick your ass just like I did when you were 3 1/2. Then I’ll beat your mom again cause the Yanks lost tonight. You’d better hide in the closet you panzy.
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Crappy anti-drug commercial from the 80's & 90's August 8, 2012 00:53Reply
I learned it from watching you dad!
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Student Being Pressured by Grade-School Dealer August 8, 2012 15:27Reply
I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey.
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Little Black Kid Walking Home In a Bad Neighborhood August 9, 2012 01:02Reply
Go ahead kid, it’ll make ya feel good…
NO MAN, NO!!!
That’s just what I want you to say, son.
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Garret Reid via satellite from Hell August 8, 2012 00:20Reply
The Angels are the highest revenue team, since adding 150 million/yr via their huge broadcasting contract with Fox. Hence the whole “Oh, Pujols? Yeah, we’ll take him. C.J.? Step aboard! Greinke? Come on over man!”
Quick ask Richard Simmons what to do when you have something stuck in your tailpipe!
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Ron Washington's drug dealer August 8, 2012 00:47Reply
Ron Washington and Garrett Reid pretty much funded my retirement fully. After the World Series, Ron singlehandedly paid for my nephew’s college tuition.
A better questions is why the fuck is Girardi using Granderson in the lead off spot? Please don’t say small sample size, he is not a lead off hitter. 0 for 5 last night. Fitting he was the last out. On an unrelated topic, with closers like Nathan and Valverde the AL playoffs should be interesting.
Remember when NoMaas said the hitting with RISP were gonna get better because of their advance stats?
This team suffers from the all or nothing approach fueled by the injuries and the stupid inconsistent batting lineup that doesnt allow this team to have some stability and consistent approach in their limited all or nothing.
Midnight at Fenway, Pedroia and I go on streaks through the ballpark, true story. Nothing better than feeling that Fenway stench against your privates.
You were not getting any close calls before, by default. But, now you’re definitely not getting any close calls… or any not-even-close calls. That’s for messin’ with my gay lover Tim Welke.
53 Comments
Tradenickswisher August 7, 2012 23:30
Doesn’t anyone care that I was at game 5?
Pete C. August 7, 2012 23:34
Listen here fuck brain, I don’t. But did you know that cause I I’m tough here, I’m tough in real life too? I’ll Jolly Stomp you if you keep that shit up!
Pete C's Dad August 7, 2012 23:35
You little piss nugget! I’ll kick your ass just like I did when you were 3 1/2. Then I’ll beat your mom again cause the Yanks lost tonight. You’d better hide in the closet you panzy.
Crappy anti-drug commercial from the 80's & 90's August 8, 2012 00:53
I learned it from watching you dad!
Student Being Pressured by Grade-School Dealer August 8, 2012 15:27
I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey.
Little Black Kid Walking Home In a Bad Neighborhood August 9, 2012 01:02
Go ahead kid, it’ll make ya feel good…
NO MAN, NO!!!
That’s just what I want you to say, son.
Garret Reid via satellite from Hell August 8, 2012 00:20
Anybody wanna do some smack?
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate August 8, 2012 00:22
As far as losses go, at least the we have the O’Neil rule in effect for tomorrow.
Wait... August 8, 2012 01:10
What’s the O’Neill rule, dare I ask?
Brett Pedroia August 8, 2012 08:06
That’s when you are given a choice of dildos, you always pick the one with two ends.
Bexy August 10, 2012 18:32
I stuck a dildo on my giant Andy Pettitte blow-up doll. #sexytimes
Mitt Romney August 8, 2012 10:38
It’s when the highest revenue team, the Yankees, takes money away from a lower revenue team if they lose to them twice in a row.
For What It's Worth August 8, 2012 12:11
The Angels are the highest revenue team, since adding 150 million/yr via their huge broadcasting contract with Fox. Hence the whole “Oh, Pujols? Yeah, we’ll take him. C.J.? Step aboard! Greinke? Come on over man!”
Rowdy Peeper August 8, 2012 00:40
Quick ask Richard Simmons what to do when you have something stuck in your tailpipe!
Ron Washington's drug dealer August 8, 2012 00:47
Ron Washington and Garrett Reid pretty much funded my retirement fully. After the World Series, Ron singlehandedly paid for my nephew’s college tuition.
Yankee Fan August 8, 2012 01:08
Meredith Marakovitz can get my banana in her tailpipe ANY motherfuckin’ day!
Michael Kay August 8, 2012 08:09
I give good big head.
Meredith M August 8, 2012 08:19
Ive never missed a meal, you bring that banana anywhere near me and I’m eating that shit.
Jerry Jones August 8, 2012 01:31
I was here when it was the glory hole days and when it wasn’t the glory hole days. And I want me some glory hole.
Brett Pedroia August 8, 2012 08:08
That’s what I am talking about!
Jerry Sandusky August 8, 2012 17:51
I like holes.
Jerry Sandusky August 8, 2012 19:01
No, seriously, I REALLY like holes.
Derek Jeter August 8, 2012 01:44
Why am I coughing during every at bat this year? Hello HIV?
Magic Johnson August 8, 2012 08:08
It’s all good.
Cartman August 8, 2012 10:45
The cure is pure cash.
Smart Guy August 8, 2012 17:39
the cure is a good band
Minka August 10, 2012 18:34
Surprise, Jetey-poo!
The Truth August 8, 2012 05:27
A better questions is why the fuck is Girardi using Granderson in the lead off spot? Please don’t say small sample size, he is not a lead off hitter. 0 for 5 last night. Fitting he was the last out. On an unrelated topic, with closers like Nathan and Valverde the AL playoffs should be interesting.
The real truth August 8, 2012 09:02
small sample size
Mike Asxia August 10, 2012 18:34
God I love you
Smart Guy August 8, 2012 13:44
wont matter , at least for the yankees cause our offense when it counts is as reliable as those inconsistent closers.
Big Papi August 8, 2012 07:38
Banana? Where?
Brian S. August 8, 2012 08:16
Hughes is stinky
Ivan Nova August 8, 2012 18:00
Damn straight! That guy sucks!
David Phelps August 10, 2012 18:34
Bitches, please.
beavis August 8, 2012 10:37
when is the RUBBER game ?
Jeter's Dong August 8, 2012 10:40
No rubbers on my watch!
A-Rod August 8, 2012 18:00
Since when, brah?
Tawmy August 8, 2012 10:39
I swear Miggy looks like he has done that before.
Smart Guy August 8, 2012 13:42
Remember when NoMaas said the hitting with RISP were gonna get better because of their advance stats?
This team suffers from the all or nothing approach fueled by the injuries and the stupid inconsistent batting lineup that doesnt allow this team to have some stability and consistent approach in their limited all or nothing.
I'm Just Sayin' August 8, 2012 15:37
I like reading your last retort then reading your user name and your retort again. Makes me chuckle. Can you type “all or nothing” again?
I’m Just Sayin’
Smart Guy August 8, 2012 17:38
all or nothing
there.
Cody August 8, 2012 17:50
Thanks for hitting me in the head with the baseball.
I’m going to cut off your nuts and use them as cuff links.
Pedro Feliciano August 8, 2012 18:02
I’m coming back again!
Joe Morgan August 8, 2012 19:02
When I was playing, we went on winning streaks and losing streaks but mostly winning streaks.
Josh Beckettt August 10, 2012 18:36
Midnight at Fenway, Pedroia and I go on streaks through the ballpark, true story. Nothing better than feeling that Fenway stench against your privates.
Yankee Scouts August 9, 2012 09:05
When Cabrera is up, make sure you throw at least one pitch down the middle in every AB. He never swings at those…
Notorious B.I.G. August 9, 2012 13:02
You can be as good as the best of them, or as bad as the worst, but don’t test me. Ya betta move ovvvvvvvvaaaa!
Joe Girardi August 9, 2012 15:37
I’m protesting this game!
Tim Welke August 9, 2012 15:38
I was too quick for your own good. Besides, the fans along the third base line said it was fair; that’s good enough for me! Take a seat!
Bob Davidson August 9, 2012 15:41
You were not getting any close calls before, by default. But, now you’re definitely not getting any close calls… or any not-even-close calls. That’s for messin’ with my gay lover Tim Welke.
Tony Pena August 9, 2012 15:41
Fuck you nigga. Fuck YOUUUUUUUU!
Teixeira & Chavez August 9, 2012 16:12
Fuck all these non-umpirin’-ass niggas.