The widely-hated New York Yankees proved once again that they cannot win without use of their old, predictable standby: the homerun, as evidenced by the five lazy fly balls to right field that only turned into homeruns because of the short porch. Pedroia got 3 RBIs with one swing of the bat, once again proving himself to be the grittiest player in baseball, making his RBI total of the season 457. Adrian Gonzalez will raise his season batting average to .546 by the end of this series and will file another 3 complaints about the Red Sox schedule by the end of the month. Jacoby Elssbury will get a perm next weekend. I will rearrange my Jon Lester pubic hair collection again this weekend. Stay tuned for more verbal diarrhea courtesy of yours truly.
Next week Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith will debate should Tim Tebow be in the Hall of Fame now. Next topic will LeBron James ever be half the man Tim Tebow is? Also will Peyton Manning ever be as good as Tim Tebow?
NICK SWISHER IS A CLOWN HE IS DISRESPECTFUL TO HIS TEAM AND TO BALLPLAYERS FROM OTHER TEAMS, IF I WERE THE YANKEES ID CUT HIM CAUSE HES A JERKFACE PHONY
No shit, if I have to hear one more douchebag on ESPN or MLB network tell me they can rip off a streak of 12 out of 13 or a couple 5 out of 6…
Really? Or could it be they really just suck, and get over it? Small market dipshits, about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight year. Boo hoo.
Thank you for posting what I and others have been thinking for weeks. My god it was insulting to any rational fans intelligence to keep seeing the fucking Sox name on the wild card standings. Even worse is listening to Dennis Eckersly and the rest of the NESN crew saying how the Oriole & Rays don’t have the talent of the Sox.
Someone should have the courage to say to them, would you take any part of the Red Sox over those two teams? Get a clue fellas your beloved team sucks the fucking end.
Yes, thank god someone had the intestinal fortitude to express that oppressed, minority opinion! Welcome to the club of rational fans! Please someone! Rise up and speak truth to injustice at NESN! Dennis Eckersly has been oppressing us for too long!
No, a non violent measured response. Perhaps in your frustration Red Sox troll you forgot this is a Yankee fan site. If you wnat Red Sox ball washing go over SOSH, Survivng Grady and Fat Pete’s Blog and there will be plenty of Red Sox man taint for you to lick. I realize that this season and last was frustrating but hey at least you have the best fan base in all of sports to console you.
I knew someone from here (NY) who lived in Boston for 7 years. He went to the Yankees/Sox games there and said they have no fan base and that the entire stadium was always just drunk college students who thought “joining the rivalry” was the most awesome fad in town. Pretty funny. I look at the Red Sox lineup and my first reaction is “who ARE these guys??” I don’t know if Bobby V will be back next year, but I sure hope so! This shit is hilarious!!!
An team under .500 can not be considered let alone always considered a threat. MLB and ESPN are debasing themselves for the sake of the redsox crowd which actually gave up last year and have never returned to think this team is any good.
NL West & AL Central races are going to be crazy. Also we still have a ton of games left with The Rays & O’s so who knows. The best part is hearing the sadness in ESPN anchors voices everytime they do a Sox highlight.
Is it any wonder why Tim Tebow NY over other NFL cities. He knew that the Yankees needed his mojo in town. He put the nail in the Red Sox coffin. I wouldn’t be surprised if they offer him a contract in the offseason.
40 Comments
tradenickswisher August 17, 2012 22:54
first
tradenickswisher August 17, 2012 23:29
in my boyfriend’s ass
Laura Posada August 17, 2012 23:01
Damn, Swisher’s wife. What a babe. Do you think she’d let me rub oil on her tits?
Joe Páwlikowski August 20, 2012 15:55
You’re gross.
Buck August 17, 2012 23:10
These umpires are being very disrespectful to Flanny…
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20120817&content_id=36869164&vkey=news_mlb&c_id=mlb
Word August 18, 2012 12:14
Yo, Buck LOST it! But he was right. And I’m sure Flanny knew he was right.
Captain Clutch August 17, 2012 23:27
Imagine 2 more wins. Not all that John Lennon crap.
Yo MTV Raps! August 17, 2012 23:33
I would take that broad to pound town!
She’s part Mexican or something so you know she’s down with the brothers.
ESPN August 17, 2012 23:48
What do we do now????
Bobby Valentine August 17, 2012 23:52
I can still have my old gig back next year, right?
Eric Ortiz August 18, 2012 01:12
The widely-hated New York Yankees proved once again that they cannot win without use of their old, predictable standby: the homerun, as evidenced by the five lazy fly balls to right field that only turned into homeruns because of the short porch. Pedroia got 3 RBIs with one swing of the bat, once again proving himself to be the grittiest player in baseball, making his RBI total of the season 457. Adrian Gonzalez will raise his season batting average to .546 by the end of this series and will file another 3 complaints about the Red Sox schedule by the end of the month. Jacoby Elssbury will get a perm next weekend. I will rearrange my Jon Lester pubic hair collection again this weekend. Stay tuned for more verbal diarrhea courtesy of yours truly.
Tim Tebow August 18, 2012 10:26
I’m heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
Frist Take On ESPN 2 August 18, 2012 12:23
Next week Skip Bayless & Stephen A Smith will debate should Tim Tebow be in the Hall of Fame now. Next topic will LeBron James ever be half the man Tim Tebow is? Also will Peyton Manning ever be as good as Tim Tebow?
Tradenickswisher August 17, 2012 23:51
All your game 5′s are belong to us.
Mike Silva August 17, 2012 23:55
NICK SWISHER IS A CLOWN HE IS DISRESPECTFUL TO HIS TEAM AND TO BALLPLAYERS FROM OTHER TEAMS, IF I WERE THE YANKEES ID CUT HIM CAUSE HES A JERKFACE PHONY
Joe Páwlikowski August 20, 2012 15:55
Why do you keep rejecting my calls, Mike? I just want to cuddle.
Nick August 17, 2012 23:56
Hey Boston fans! Nick Swisher here! Just wanted to say, have a killer weekend *sticks tongue out and gives the devil horns*
Moshe Mandel August 18, 2012 00:00
Shabbos
Benny Ka Back August 18, 2012 01:16
I’ll tell my dad
Yo MTV Raps! August 18, 2012 00:11
Yo the Red Sox are dead yo.
Mike Axxisa, Ace Editor-in-Chief August 18, 2012 00:34
Small Sample Size
Paul Bearer August 18, 2012 00:57
Why wasn’t my Undertaker in this photo shop? Oooooooooh yes!
Don Mattingly August 18, 2012 02:57
Can ESPN & the rest now stop showing us the Red Sox in the wild card standings?
Stop telling us about some fucking run this team is capable of. The Yankees drove a fucking big dagger right in the heart of the infidels!
Now Phelps is gonna take his turn raping their assholes tomorrow by throwing a perfect game.
NYfaninAZ August 18, 2012 03:07
No shit, if I have to hear one more douchebag on ESPN or MLB network tell me they can rip off a streak of 12 out of 13 or a couple 5 out of 6…
Really? Or could it be they really just suck, and get over it? Small market dipshits, about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd straight year. Boo hoo.
The Truth August 18, 2012 06:23
Thank you for posting what I and others have been thinking for weeks. My god it was insulting to any rational fans intelligence to keep seeing the fucking Sox name on the wild card standings. Even worse is listening to Dennis Eckersly and the rest of the NESN crew saying how the Oriole & Rays don’t have the talent of the Sox.
Someone should have the courage to say to them, would you take any part of the Red Sox over those two teams? Get a clue fellas your beloved team sucks the fucking end.
The Real Truth August 18, 2012 08:49
Yes, thank god someone had the intestinal fortitude to express that oppressed, minority opinion! Welcome to the club of rational fans! Please someone! Rise up and speak truth to injustice at NESN! Dennis Eckersly has been oppressing us for too long!
Insert violent response by The Truth here:
The Truth August 18, 2012 10:05
No, a non violent measured response. Perhaps in your frustration Red Sox troll you forgot this is a Yankee fan site. If you wnat Red Sox ball washing go over SOSH, Survivng Grady and Fat Pete’s Blog and there will be plenty of Red Sox man taint for you to lick. I realize that this season and last was frustrating but hey at least you have the best fan base in all of sports to console you.
Fuckin' A August 18, 2012 12:22
I knew someone from here (NY) who lived in Boston for 7 years. He went to the Yankees/Sox games there and said they have no fan base and that the entire stadium was always just drunk college students who thought “joining the rivalry” was the most awesome fad in town. Pretty funny. I look at the Red Sox lineup and my first reaction is “who ARE these guys??” I don’t know if Bobby V will be back next year, but I sure hope so! This shit is hilarious!!!
The Triple Truth August 18, 2012 15:36
An team under .500 can not be considered let alone always considered a threat. MLB and ESPN are debasing themselves for the sake of the redsox crowd which actually gave up last year and have never returned to think this team is any good.
The Truth August 18, 2012 06:28
Just for a luagh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFtHa5xdRiE
3MTA3 August 18, 2012 12:24
Hilarious. Obviously that clip was just frustratingly annoying when I first saw it months ago, but now I have a feeling that it will never get old.
Diamondbacks August 18, 2012 11:30
Baseball Prospectus
Red Sawx 2.7 % chance making playoffs
Dbacks 13%
The 4 letter network is ball washing up the wrong tree
The Truth August 18, 2012 13:01
NL West & AL Central races are going to be crazy. Also we still have a ton of games left with The Rays & O’s so who knows. The best part is hearing the sadness in ESPN anchors voices everytime they do a Sox highlight.
David Ortiz August 18, 2012 12:25
I’m really on the DL because I over-juiced and they’re having a hard time draining all of it from my fat ass.
David Phelps August 18, 2012 12:26
I got these clowns. Watch this!
Skip Bayless August 18, 2012 13:05
Is it any wonder why Tim Tebow NY over other NFL cities. He knew that the Yankees needed his mojo in town. He put the nail in the Red Sox coffin. I wouldn’t be surprised if they offer him a contract in the offseason.
TSJC August 20, 2012 15:56
Nigga please
Mark Teixiera August 18, 2012 13:51
Man, I am going to get RIPPED on in my Klan meeting for not going deep against that Latin, especially when everyone else was! #WhitePower
Wowwww August 18, 2012 17:28
If that was Ichiro in RF today, that would have been a single… not a triple and a run scored. I fucking hate Andruw Jones.
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