Come to my tumblr to see another 1000 pictures of Andy that I uploaded last night. Includes close-up shots of his butt, fingernails and nosehairs. #allmine #fuckandyswife
Hey Fellas
Just remember tonight when October (sound of explosive diarrhea) comes around. Right now I am building a harness to grab a hold of Jeter’s coat tails
because when October (very loud and wet farts) comes I make caca in my pants.
And by the way I will be auctioning off those shit stain pants injunction with Steiner Sports.
YOU ARE A BIG PHONY NICK YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO BASEBALL AND I HATE YOU. I HAD A DATE WITH THIS GIRL THAT WORKS IN IKEA BUT I LEFT HER STRANDED BECAUSE I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FIND OUT WHY NICK SWISHER HAS SO MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS, I ASKED HOWARD STERN CAUSE HE KNOWS A LOT, HES LIKE A MAGIC 8 BALL SO HE MUST KNOW WHY SWISHER HAS SO MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS, I CANT REST, I CANT SLEEP, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS PHONY HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS, I NEED THOSE FOLLOWERS CAUSE I AM A RESPECTABLE CELEBRITY FROM LONG ISLAND, THE REAL NY, AND SWISHER IS A PHONY AND I HATE HIM AND I WILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP UNTIL HES GONE EVEN THOUGH I AM A MET FAN
Though the Red Sox have officially been eliminated from the playoff race, every poor, delusional sap that has the gall to call his or herself a Sox fan knows that they are still in the running to be the only team in the universe that matters (the only reason they haven’t jumped off the bandwagon yet is because they’re too drunk off their asses on Natty Lite to figure out which way is up). The team is still anchored by greats like the Grittster Dustin Pedoroia, the dreamy 12-year old Jacoby Ellisbury, Laptop Thief Clay Buttholz and… and… a bunch of other scrubs who I have no idea who they are. Can you believe I get paid to write shit like this? More coming soon so stay tuned.
Yes… Throwing piles of cash at recovering addicts that already have shown signs of relapse. Thats right in character with what the Yankees and Cash do…
Perhaps you’re on Foo Foo Dust as well? Or did you think this was a Dallas Cowboy fan site?
31 Comments
Mike Axxisa, Ace Editor-in-Chief September 24, 2012 23:29
Come to RAB to get the real story….with links from LoHud and others!!
Bexy September 25, 2012 13:30
Come to my tumblr to see another 1000 pictures of Andy that I uploaded last night. Includes close-up shots of his butt, fingernails and nosehairs. #allmine #fuckandyswife
Joe Páwlikowski September 25, 2012 14:34
We only steal content from the best.
Moshe Mandel September 24, 2012 23:30
I got a small weenie.
Brett P September 24, 2012 23:38
Hello Sailor!
Benny Ka Back September 25, 2012 13:21
You’re telling me…
Ben Ka bak's Dad September 25, 2012 14:35
Can we sue him son?
Blocked Truth September 24, 2012 23:47
Even more lame than yesterday
Nick Swisher September 25, 2012 00:27
Hey Fellas
Just remember tonight when October (sound of explosive diarrhea) comes around. Right now I am building a harness to grab a hold of Jeter’s coat tails
because when October (very loud and wet farts) comes I make caca in my pants.
And by the way I will be auctioning off those shit stain pants injunction with Steiner Sports.
Cancer research. Its cool!
Hope Week September 25, 2012 00:35
Nick, Thank you for Helping Others to Persevere & Excel.
Boys and Girls Club from St. Pete September 27, 2012 07:47
Hey Nick, thanks for taking me to the aquarium…
Mike Silva Media September 25, 2012 09:54
YOU ARE A BIG PHONY NICK YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO BASEBALL AND I HATE YOU. I HAD A DATE WITH THIS GIRL THAT WORKS IN IKEA BUT I LEFT HER STRANDED BECAUSE I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I FIND OUT WHY NICK SWISHER HAS SO MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS, I ASKED HOWARD STERN CAUSE HE KNOWS A LOT, HES LIKE A MAGIC 8 BALL SO HE MUST KNOW WHY SWISHER HAS SO MANY TWITTER FOLLOWERS, I CANT REST, I CANT SLEEP, I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS PHONY HAS SO MANY FOLLOWERS, I NEED THOSE FOLLOWERS CAUSE I AM A RESPECTABLE CELEBRITY FROM LONG ISLAND, THE REAL NY, AND SWISHER IS A PHONY AND I HATE HIM AND I WILL CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP UNTIL HES GONE EVEN THOUGH I AM A MET FAN
Jay Destro September 25, 2012 14:35
I have a huge hard on for you.
Sensitive RAB Guy September 26, 2012 06:35
i was wondering what happened to jay destro’s weenie
Pat D September 25, 2012 01:09
Available for work….have glory hole experience on resume…anyone?
Brett Pedroia September 25, 2012 10:31
Are you under 14?
Brett Pedroia September 25, 2012 10:57
Do you roleplay?
I’m going to need you to dress up as a cop and then I’m going to beat the shit out of you.
Joe Páwlikowski September 25, 2012 14:35
Do you give Cleveland Steamers?
Redundant Comment September 27, 2012 07:48
Or the Detroit Hot Plate?
Target Field September 25, 2012 01:29
But you can’t hit home runs in large ballparks. The Yankees offensive strategy is a farce.
Ichiro September 25, 2012 10:24
No can defense!!
Jigga September 25, 2012 09:40
Axxisa slurps anal grease.
stuart a September 25, 2012 13:23
joe puts up gangbang ads on craigslist….. someone throw him a parade……… he sucks…… literally……….
Joe Páwlikowski September 25, 2012 14:36
Why does no one show up?
Schmoley September 25, 2012 09:43
Tilapia eats corn the long way
Eric Ortiz September 25, 2012 13:36
Though the Red Sox have officially been eliminated from the playoff race, every poor, delusional sap that has the gall to call his or herself a Sox fan knows that they are still in the running to be the only team in the universe that matters (the only reason they haven’t jumped off the bandwagon yet is because they’re too drunk off their asses on Natty Lite to figure out which way is up). The team is still anchored by greats like the Grittster Dustin Pedoroia, the dreamy 12-year old Jacoby Ellisbury, Laptop Thief Clay Buttholz and… and… a bunch of other scrubs who I have no idea who they are. Can you believe I get paid to write shit like this? More coming soon so stay tuned.
Brian S. September 25, 2012 14:37
They stinky.
Big Gappi September 25, 2012 16:53
Don’t forget about me!
Josh Hamilton September 25, 2012 16:59
You know that you guys are going throw insane amounts of cash my way this offseason. Then I’ll make the Crawford move look good! Bwah ha ha ha ha!
Oh Yeah September 26, 2012 00:10
Yes… Throwing piles of cash at recovering addicts that already have shown signs of relapse. Thats right in character with what the Yankees and Cash do…
Perhaps you’re on Foo Foo Dust as well? Or did you think this was a Dallas Cowboy fan site?
A-rod September 26, 2012 06:37
worked for me