Heading to Atlanta to get some fake comic-con on. But seriously can my team score a damn run? Are we saying, “Hey if you throw a change up we’ll make you look like a combination of Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez. “?? I’m gonna give these fools some V so they can slow the game down and stop fucken guessing at the plate. Lilith Christ this is ridiculous. Thank Lilth today’s a day game and I’ll be under earth for this one.
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Baltimore's run differential September 1, 2012 09:14Reply
The only thing more bizarre than that is the fact that I haven’t exploded yet. I just had a twelve piece from Popeye’s and three happy meals at McDonalds.
Can the A’s loan us some runs. Honestly this team should be ashamed. Say what you want about Nuneeeez at least he could hit. Would it kill Ritardi to try a double steal? He has morphed into Earl Weaver.
And although it is funny the make fun of his annoyingly constant upbeat attitude, the guy had a slash line .319/.410/.543 in the previous 30 games going into last night. And there were 6 other guys in the lineup to fall by way of strikeout. Just an ugly game all-around.
These Orioles need to start playing to their level of talent and run deferential, and drop to the bottom half of the standings where they belong. There’s only a month left.
If the Yankees had Tim Tebow, he would carry this team to the playoffs because he’s a winner, a gamer and a force of nature. He slso threw of 316 yars in a playoff game in case you didn’t know.
I make any team offense suck once I on team. Goal is to make offense shitty so people only care if I hit single and then say, “We can’t rid get Ichiro, he only person on team that hit.”
You notice I get third walk as Yankee today? Bonzai!
28 Comments
Eric Northman September 1, 2012 07:12
Sookie’s mine!
A jerk September 1, 2012 07:31
Ok this is just getting out of hand now.
Kevin Long September 1, 2012 08:30
Why am I still employed?
Curtis Granderson September 2, 2012 17:00
Because of all the progress you made with m– oh wait…
Nick Swisher September 1, 2012 08:31
Hey Y’all, holla at your boy. Yeah I’m struggling but hey had a great dinner at Tao with Joanna. Shout to all my twitter followers.
Laura Posada September 2, 2012 17:01
Joanna is such a babe. Would you object to a threeway while Jorgie’s busy washing his peepee hands?
Eric Northman September 1, 2012 09:06
Heading to Atlanta to get some fake comic-con on. But seriously can my team score a damn run? Are we saying, “Hey if you throw a change up we’ll make you look like a combination of Cliff Lee and Felix Hernandez. “?? I’m gonna give these fools some V so they can slow the game down and stop fucken guessing at the plate. Lilith Christ this is ridiculous. Thank Lilth today’s a day game and I’ll be under earth for this one.
Baltimore's run differential September 1, 2012 09:14
-39. How is that possible?
Chris Christie September 1, 2012 09:17
The only thing more bizarre than that is the fact that I haven’t exploded yet. I just had a twelve piece from Popeye’s and three happy meals at McDonalds.
The Truth September 1, 2012 09:19
Can the A’s loan us some runs. Honestly this team should be ashamed. Say what you want about Nuneeeez at least he could hit. Would it kill Ritardi to try a double steal? He has morphed into Earl Weaver.
Sensitive RAB Guy September 2, 2012 01:13
ni**a please
Ornithological Scientist September 1, 2012 12:03
My research has discovered that the true scientific name of the Oriole is “Smokus Reflecticus”
Nick Swisher (and most of last night's lineup) September 1, 2012 12:06
I wanted to put good wood on the ball, but I thought it would be too disrespectful to Flanny.
Buck September 2, 2012 16:58
Now we’re talking
Jason Varitek September 2, 2012 17:02
I put some good wood in Peter Gammons’s asshole
DormantUlcer September 1, 2012 12:24
So essentially, Derek Lowe has become that guy who when we as fans see warming up in the bullpen, it means Girardi is playing for tomorrow?
Sensitive RAB Guy September 2, 2012 01:14
there had to have been an easier way to phrase this
DormantUlcer September 1, 2012 12:32
And although it is funny the make fun of his annoyingly constant upbeat attitude, the guy had a slash line .319/.410/.543 in the previous 30 games going into last night. And there were 6 other guys in the lineup to fall by way of strikeout. Just an ugly game all-around.
These Orioles need to start playing to their level of talent and run deferential, and drop to the bottom half of the standings where they belong. There’s only a month left.
Red Sox September 2, 2012 16:59
We will not rest… until we are 5th place in the AL East
Buck S. September 1, 2012 13:55
I don’t know but today seems kinda odd.
Cube September 1, 2012 17:20
No barkin from the dog, no smog, and momma cooked a breakfast with no hog.
Brett Pedroia September 2, 2012 05:09
Finally got a call from a (little) girl I wanna dig out.
Skip Bayless September 1, 2012 16:58
The Yankees have all these injuries because they were th Dope Show for a long time. Not like the Red Sox. They cleaned house to keep their team pure.
Skip Bayless September 1, 2012 17:37
If the Yankees had Tim Tebow, he would carry this team to the playoffs because he’s a winner, a gamer and a force of nature. He slso threw of 316 yars in a playoff game in case you didn’t know.
WimpAssDickShaw September 1, 2012 22:34
Swisher has humps.
Daniel Tosh September 1, 2012 23:44
His last name is Swisher… do you not get the joke?
Ichiro September 2, 2012 02:42
I make any team offense suck once I on team. Goal is to make offense shitty so people only care if I hit single and then say, “We can’t rid get Ichiro, he only person on team that hit.”
You notice I get third walk as Yankee today? Bonzai!
WimpAssDickShaw September 2, 2012 17:22
This team has humps.