We have a full crew on scene at the hospital, a blimp on stand-by and a reporter embedded with the delivery room staff. Expect updates by the minute as we cut away from games in progress.
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Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:01Reply
This just in: Dustin’s wife just screamed bloody murder, pooped on the table and scratched the world’s grittiest second baseman across the face.
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Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:02Reply
BREAKING NEWS: The baby’s head has appeared! It’s scruffy and bearded, just like his father!
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Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:03Reply
NO WAIT… it’s a GIRL! Say hello to DUSTINA!
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Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:05Reply
A man by the name of Brett Pedroia was just escorted from the room by the men in blue. The baby is 21 inches tall, 2 whole inches taller than its father!
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Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:06Reply
They’re cutting the umbilical cord now. I am saving the pieces as well as bits of placenta to sell on eBay. I’m gonna be loaded!!! #yolo
This is just the type of event that will motivate the Sox to the top of the division. Nothing brings a team into focus like the birth of a child, who already has more hair on her head than her father and almost as much on her face. This event will push the nation to new heights of fan support “our” 25. Tonight the birth of Beluah Pedroia will be this team’s launching point to the postseason.
I hear the doctor who performed the delivery was equally gritty. He was seen walking around the hospital receiving high fives while his scrubbs were completely covered with uterine blood and bits of placenta.
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ESPN September 12, 2012 23:25
We have a full crew on scene at the hospital, a blimp on stand-by and a reporter embedded with the delivery room staff. Expect updates by the minute as we cut away from games in progress.
Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:01
This just in: Dustin’s wife just screamed bloody murder, pooped on the table and scratched the world’s grittiest second baseman across the face.
Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:02
BREAKING NEWS: The baby’s head has appeared! It’s scruffy and bearded, just like his father!
Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:03
NO WAIT… it’s a GIRL! Say hello to DUSTINA!
Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:05
A man by the name of Brett Pedroia was just escorted from the room by the men in blue. The baby is 21 inches tall, 2 whole inches taller than its father!
Gordon Edes Live Blogging from the Delivery Room September 13, 2012 12:06
They’re cutting the umbilical cord now. I am saving the pieces as well as bits of placenta to sell on eBay. I’m gonna be loaded!!! #yolo
Ki m Last September 14, 2012 15:29
Lumps
Eirc Ortiz of NESN September 12, 2012 23:30
This is just the type of event that will motivate the Sox to the top of the division. Nothing brings a team into focus like the birth of a child, who already has more hair on her head than her father and almost as much on her face. This event will push the nation to new heights of fan support “our” 25. Tonight the birth of Beluah Pedroia will be this team’s launching point to the postseason.
Ross in NJ September 14, 2012 15:29
^^^THIS
Dice BB September 13, 2012 00:20
Me think Dusty was jus big hamster. No idea he can have baby.
Pat D September 13, 2012 01:27
Wow. I’m never going to be able to get that picture out of my brain. I feel unclean.
Graco Infant Car Seats September 13, 2012 01:37
We’re graciously providing the Pedroia family with a complimentary Infant Car Seat, that way Dustin won’t have to share his with the child.
Suzyn Waldman September 13, 2012 07:35
I wonder what a year’s supply of sausage looks like?
Lili von Schtupp September 13, 2012 13:58
I went thwoo a year’s supply of sausage in two weeks.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate September 13, 2012 08:09
“Grittiest baby in the world”
True Grit September 13, 2012 09:10
I hear the doctor who performed the delivery was equally gritty. He was seen walking around the hospital receiving high fives while his scrubbs were completely covered with uterine blood and bits of placenta.
It's Not Just Me September 13, 2012 09:09
Forcible child rape is absolutely hilarious!
Jerry Sandusky September 13, 2012 12:07
Amen.
Joe Páwlikowski September 14, 2012 15:30
Touch me, Brett. Touch the Pawl.