Lets see Granderson leaves the bases loaded again. Girardi continues to give AB’s to Nix, Jones, and Pearce. He leaves Robertson in one inning too long, continues to reward Nick Swisher’s impotence by batting him in the two hole so he can kill rallies with one of his patented weak fly outs, awful strikeouts or double play balls and you blame A-Rod? You must be a WFAN Caller and proud of it.
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Benny Blanco from Da Bronx September 12, 2012 10:27Reply
No, ARod sucks just as much as Swisher, not more. (They are both a 9.7 on a scale of 10 in sucktitude)
Dusty and Jacoby were like two jet planes pointed at Yankee pitching. The twin towers of RISP and BABIP burned, toppled, and crashed down on the Yankees today. Never forget.
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100, no 96, no 90, wait, wins September 12, 2012 08:58Reply
This is more coherent than 90% of the comments on this site.
First inning: Yankees have their boot on the neck of opposing pitcher having an average/below average season. A quick run and it looks like they will run away with it.
Whoops! A double play and the pitcher escapes. That’s OK. they’re wearing him down, right? Next inning bases juiced, Old Man Jones Pops up, or Grandy Man whiffs, or Robbie hits a weak grounder. Or the weak part of the order (hitters 5, 6, 7, 8, &9) comes up. No runs scored
Next inning: 1,2,3. Hey, what’s happening here? Their pitcher is settling down. Announcers compliment his professionalism.
Next inning: Yankees lose lead. Many more failed attempts with RISP.
Somewhere in the 6th or 7th inning: Signs of life, Yankees tie the game or even take back lead.
Immediately after taking the lead: Opposing lead-off man reaches base. A walk. A bloop. An error. Then a double. Lead is pissed away.
Next nine yankee hitters go down quicker than a one-legged pony.
John Sterling says you can’t predict baseball. I predict this same scenario playing out the rest of the season. Brett Pedroia’s brother and Jacoby will continue to shit on this shit team.
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Jim Leyritz's Cellmate September 12, 2012 12:20Reply
The only diversion from this storyline is where we bring the tying run to the plate at some point in the last three innings but then fail again.
This team is the manifestation of a Greek tragedy.
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Mike Francesa's Accent September 12, 2012 12:46Reply
Dat’s exactly right. Dey scoah (score) one or two runs in da first two innin’s an then they’re bats go ta sleep fah da next five or six.
What helps da opposin’ pitchahs settle in, I think, is da autahmatic outs battin’ six through nine. They recoup from givin’ up a run or two, retiah (retire) those fucktahds in ordah, and then look like Sandy Koufax once the lineup turns ovah.
Every game is dah same. It’s like watchin’ Groundhog Day. I wondah is Bill Murray can hit with runnahs in scorin; pahsition.
It will be interesting to see if they take Cody Ross raising a bat to the umpire any further than his ejection. Anyone on any other team would be in for a hefty suspension, that’s for sure. But, this IS a team that is allowed to have pitchers make hand gestures threatening batters and to throw old men to the ground. We’ll see what happens.
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Joe Pawls Dad September 11, 2012 23:31
Joe Pawl jr can ban 9 posters, listen to some Megadeth and write a 10000 word piece
Joe Pawl September 11, 2012 23:35
Thanks Dad, I like me some Ted Nelson on my lap
Bexy September 12, 2012 00:07
I have a jar full of Andy Pettitte’s semen. Don’t ask me how I got it. #probablyillegal #yolo
Joe Páwlikowski September 14, 2012 15:27
Stop embarrassing me, Dad!
Moshe Mandel September 12, 2012 00:08
This team fucking sucks my Jew ball
For the 5 people that watch hockey September 12, 2012 00:26
I think the New York Rangers Power Play might be more effective than the Yankees with RISP.
Better Call Saul September 12, 2012 01:35
October’s gonna suck with no hockey or Yankees games. :(
A-Fraud September 12, 2012 00:31
My Balls are itchy!
A-Fraud September 12, 2012 07:37
Well, they are!
The Truth September 12, 2012 07:51
Lets see Granderson leaves the bases loaded again. Girardi continues to give AB’s to Nix, Jones, and Pearce. He leaves Robertson in one inning too long, continues to reward Nick Swisher’s impotence by batting him in the two hole so he can kill rallies with one of his patented weak fly outs, awful strikeouts or double play balls and you blame A-Rod? You must be a WFAN Caller and proud of it.
Benny Blanco from Da Bronx September 12, 2012 10:27
No, ARod sucks just as much as Swisher, not more. (They are both a 9.7 on a scale of 10 in sucktitude)
Carlito September 12, 2012 13:15
Who’ve you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfuckers. Why don’t you get out of here and go snatch a purse.
Laline September 12, 2012 15:34
I’m wearing diapers, man… they got me in a fucking wheelchair!
Ki m Last September 14, 2012 15:28
Lumps
Too Soon September 12, 2012 01:06
Dusty and Jacoby were like two jet planes pointed at Yankee pitching. The twin towers of RISP and BABIP burned, toppled, and crashed down on the Yankees today. Never forget.
Hitler September 12, 2012 02:11
ROFL!
Bedava ilan ver, ilan ver,Satılık, kiralık, ikinci el (2.el) September 12, 2012 04:13
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100, no 96, no 90, wait, wins September 12, 2012 08:58
This is more coherent than 90% of the comments on this site.
96 Wins September 13, 2012 11:31
If I had thought that we would be looking at shit like Pearce, Nix, Jones and Ibanez in the field, I would have been 85 Wins.
Ichiro September 12, 2012 12:13
Mooshi!
Greg September 12, 2012 09:17
Next season. Everyone gets docked $50,000 every time they fail to get a hit with RISP. That will bring down payroll for sure.
WTF September 12, 2012 10:33
Typical Yankees games this season:
First inning: Yankees have their boot on the neck of opposing pitcher having an average/below average season. A quick run and it looks like they will run away with it.
Whoops! A double play and the pitcher escapes. That’s OK. they’re wearing him down, right? Next inning bases juiced, Old Man Jones Pops up, or Grandy Man whiffs, or Robbie hits a weak grounder. Or the weak part of the order (hitters 5, 6, 7, 8, &9) comes up. No runs scored
Next inning: 1,2,3. Hey, what’s happening here? Their pitcher is settling down. Announcers compliment his professionalism.
Next inning: Yankees lose lead. Many more failed attempts with RISP.
Somewhere in the 6th or 7th inning: Signs of life, Yankees tie the game or even take back lead.
Immediately after taking the lead: Opposing lead-off man reaches base. A walk. A bloop. An error. Then a double. Lead is pissed away.
Next nine yankee hitters go down quicker than a one-legged pony.
John Sterling says you can’t predict baseball. I predict this same scenario playing out the rest of the season. Brett Pedroia’s brother and Jacoby will continue to shit on this shit team.
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate September 12, 2012 12:20
The only diversion from this storyline is where we bring the tying run to the plate at some point in the last three innings but then fail again.
This team is the manifestation of a Greek tragedy.
Mike Francesa's Accent September 12, 2012 12:46
Dat’s exactly right. Dey scoah (score) one or two runs in da first two innin’s an then they’re bats go ta sleep fah da next five or six.
What helps da opposin’ pitchahs settle in, I think, is da autahmatic outs battin’ six through nine. They recoup from givin’ up a run or two, retiah (retire) those fucktahds in ordah, and then look like Sandy Koufax once the lineup turns ovah.
Every game is dah same. It’s like watchin’ Groundhog Day. I wondah is Bill Murray can hit with runnahs in scorin; pahsition.
Here’s Mistah Met.
Carlito September 12, 2012 13:17
Bill Murray owns part of a Yankee minor league team, the Riverdogs! Let’s call him up.
It's All Greek To Me September 13, 2012 03:29
So was Howie Spira and so are Kevin Youkilis, Nick Markakis and Mike Moustakas.
Cashman September 12, 2012 10:45
Hang on its gonna be a wild ride like my nights with whats her name. Experience.
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes September 12, 2012 11:06
Golf, golf, golf!
Jeet Skeet September 12, 2012 11:06
The 2012 New York Yankees, we tip our caps to everyone.
Cleveland Indians September 12, 2012 12:07
Since your busy handing out reparations to the rest of the AL this month can we have some too?
A Fan September 12, 2012 18:47
I remember when a 486 was a computer… not some far below average player’s batting average against the Yankees (Pedro Ciriaco).
Jay Destro September 14, 2012 15:28
He’s here all week!
Wowwwww September 12, 2012 22:34
It will be interesting to see if they take Cody Ross raising a bat to the umpire any further than his ejection. Anyone on any other team would be in for a hefty suspension, that’s for sure. But, this IS a team that is allowed to have pitchers make hand gestures threatening batters and to throw old men to the ground. We’ll see what happens.
Commoner sense September 12, 2012 23:47
The Rays look like the Yankees but with better pitching. They won’t make the playoffs.