21 K in last 16 IP. 2 ER and only 3 BBs. Zero home runs.
2nd-highest K/9 of his career and highest as a Yankee (8.91) — 2nd highest K/BB of his career and highest as a Yankee (4.42)
No more complaining…there is no bathroom!
21 K in last 16 IP. 2 ER and only 3 BBs. Zero home runs.
2nd-highest K/9 of his career and highest as a Yankee (8.91) — 2nd highest K/BB of his career and highest as a Yankee (4.42)
No more complaining…there is no bathroom!
35 Comments
Bexy September 27, 2012 11:09
My face when I realized this post wasn’t about Andy:
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2581839288/o2ragpkrfgfmx2ks9olg.jpeg
Small Child September 27, 2012 11:57
I’m scared!
Fuckers September 30, 2012 09:50
Who is that bitch
Aaron Rodgers September 27, 2012 11:13
Refereeing quality is of paramount importance when we lose, but not when the NFL tries to hand us a playoff game.
Easy Eli September 27, 2012 11:30
They tried and failed..we should have beaten you 47-0..but it was a blowout nonetheless
Peyton Manning September 27, 2012 14:28
Jeter drives an Edge, I’m stuck with this shitty Buick.
Chad Johnson September 27, 2012 14:43
Stop whining. I don’t have a job, I’m in the middle of a divorce and I just bought a $300,00 car! Yeah Baby! Living in the street soon, here I come!
Derek Jeter September 27, 2012 15:02
And I got it with this cool panoramic vista roof.
Derek Jeter September 27, 2012 15:29
…and the only place you’ll ever see me driving it will be in the commercial!
Shaq September 28, 2012 09:09
My dick is bigger than most hybrids, and more stylish, too!
Visanthe Shiancoe September 27, 2012 16:49
Remember when the refs overturned my TD? Yeah, I thought so Aaron.
Mike Francesa's Accent September 27, 2012 11:15
Sandusky was great in dat film. Especially in the scene with the ferret. Tawk about a sah-portin’ (supporting) role!
(Chuckles his evil Dick-Cheney-esque chuckle. Swigs Diet Coke and a drop slides down his chin, past his second chin and into the crack between chins #2 and #3. Breathes into microphone. Dead air.)
Heah’s (here’s) an idea: da PFL. Pedahfile Football League. This way da replacement refs are still employed now that da reguhlahs (regulars) are back in the NFL. They can make all sortsa calls…. Ass intahference. Offensive Holding. Intentional Pounding. Delay of Came – and it’s direct oppahsite, False Start.
There’d be Illegal Contact on every play actahlly (actually).
Here’s Mink.
Ric Flair September 27, 2012 12:22
MY SHOES. COST MORE. THAN YOUR HOUSE.
Donald Trump September 27, 2012 16:51
Haven’t you declared bankruptcy more than me?
Eric O September 27, 2012 12:22
Anyone who thinks that Pedro Ciriaco isn’t the 2012 AL Rookie of the Year , should have their head checked.
Mike Trout had a decent year, but nothing like Pedro’s. He’s on a pace to break Pete Rose’s record by August of next year.
Mike Trout September 27, 2012 12:24
I don’t deserve it as much as Pedro.
Peter Gammons September 27, 2012 12:25
Thats exactly what Jason Vagitek and I were discussing in bed this morning.
Jason Vagitek September 27, 2012 12:26
Has anyone seen my little “C”?
Brett Pedroia September 27, 2012 12:49
Did someone say Little C?
Josh Beckett September 27, 2012 14:29
You probably left it at the KFC. Did you remember the beer?
Papelbon September 27, 2012 13:09
It’s not a tumor!!
Bobby V September 27, 2012 13:09
You can both have my little “c”, let’s just please try to avoid finishing in last place or else I gotta manage with a fake moustache all of next year!
Fat Toad September 27, 2012 14:06
Yeah, yeah, the fat guy had a couple good games. So did I, brother, so did I.
jjyank September 27, 2012 14:30
This reminds me of a funny personal story. Plouffy told me to stop whining during our Harry Potter role playing last night.
Joe September 27, 2012 15:01
Ah, hey my RABites. I’ve been looking for a new roleplaying game ever since my Lord Of The Rings club booted me for using an actual warhammer. Mind if I join your posse?
Whatever September 27, 2012 18:35
Glad someone is parodying that self-important, know-it-all, douchebag. God forbid if someone over there has a different opinion than him…out comes his self-appointed RAB policing spiel.
Whatever September 27, 2012 18:49
“jjyank says:
September 26, 2012 at 9:33 pm
This is directed primarily at R-Tils and Pat D:
I had the balls to get her name today, at least. Baby steps, right?
This post will be redundant to R-Tils, as I couldn’t resist flaunting it on Facebook for my Ex to see.”
WTF…is this guy 14 or a socially inept fanboy?
jjyank's ex September 28, 2012 00:19
Pretty much. And with a micropenis to boot. I feel bad for that poor girl. I should warn her about his scat fetish…
Eli September 27, 2012 14:46
Jeter, CC, Arod? I swing the biggest dick in this town.
Eli September 27, 2012 14:59
I don’t always win playoff games, but when I do I make a run for the Superbowl and kick Patriot ass.
Jeremy Lin September 27, 2012 16:52
You probably jizzed your pants when you heard I signed with the Rockets.
Jim Joyce September 27, 2012 16:55
Or, to make a long story short:
STRIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKE!!!!!!
Robinson Tilapia September 27, 2012 22:22
Sorry I couldn’t watch tonight’s game, guys. Project Runway was calling my name.
Used Anal Beads September 27, 2012 23:00
BREAKING NEWS…I smell like shit! If you don’t properly sterilize me prior to use, I may cause infections or a slew of other STDs. I was found on the floor after a RAB gangbang. Who used me?
Benny Ka Back September 28, 2012 00:16
I’ll ask my dad