Baltimore: 1 game
Tampa: 2.5 games
“Panic button? No way, mon! No need to even run hard to first or dive for balls. Life is good, mon!”
Baltimore: 1 game
Tampa: 2.5 games
“Panic button? No way, mon! No need to even run hard to first or dive for balls. Life is good, mon!”
66 Comments
A jerk September 3, 2012 19:38
Amazing how lazy this team has gotten of late? It’s fucking pathetic.
Russell Martin September 4, 2012 08:11
I’m hitting 199 points higher than you are.
Fuck all of you!
Jerry Manuel September 4, 2012 10:09
I’m available if you guys are looking for a new manager!!
The Truth September 3, 2012 19:43
No need to bunt, cause they can’t, No sense of urgency at all. Honestly if you took our manager & replaced it with a cardboard cut out would anyone notice?
Enough September 3, 2012 22:59
My God, what is it with the NoMaas’ jerk board and their obsession with the bunt every time times get hard? I heard nothing about the almighty bunt when Yanks were 10 games up? Enough already.
Insert Self-righteous exultation of the joy of buntin reply now, douchebag, and please give me some of your Bill James-like encyclopedic knowledge of baseball while your at it.
Genius September 4, 2012 07:57
Gotta have more bunting!!
The Truth September 4, 2012 11:09
So in a tie game that you need to win to make sure that you can keep some distance between yourself & your closest pursuers, you get the lead run on in the 7th & 8th and rather than try to move the man to second with a bunt you have your batters swing away. Which produced a pop up and a double play essentially killing your chance to take the lead. If I am reading your smart ass response correctly I am wrong for wanting this team to try & score runs without the benefit of a fucking home run? Got it, just wanted to be clear.
TSJC September 4, 2012 15:30
Nigga’s be hatin’.
The Real Truth September 4, 2012 16:15
What about Eppley, Rapada, Wade and Joba? Is Girardi supposed to pitch for them? Any time a starter doesn’t go at least seven it is a time bomb.
What about injuries? Rivera, Gardner, Andy, CC, Tex, ARod, and more. Girardi has been forced to use replacement level players because of injuries and because these two little snot SteinFags are trying to save money instead of win with the elite sports franchise in the f..ing world.
Clutch hitter September 3, 2012 19:45
Let’s be honest. CC is no Pettite. Needed an ace today, and he didn’t show up again. Quality start not good enough.
The Truth September 3, 2012 19:53
Please don’t be Michael Kay. He pitched well enough to win. Honestly this team lives by the home run & it seems it will die by the home run. Why does it take Jeter three years to steal a base? Why is this team fucking incapable of moving a fucking runner over? This shit is tired.
Sensitive RAB Guy September 3, 2012 20:30
please don’t hate whitey so much…
TSJC September 4, 2012 15:31
You need a raping.
Derrrrrrr September 3, 2012 20:11
Yeah, you’re right. CC didn’t do steroids, have an affair and get chased from NYC by his wife, retire and come back. CC is much more stable. He is also a much better pitcher (and always has been.)
Get a glove on it September 3, 2012 19:51
Don’t dive to keep that runner on third, Robbie, you might bruise your ego. . . .
Robinson Cano September 3, 2012 20:11
Hard to concentrate when I’m dreaming of building mansions.
Charlie Manuel September 3, 2012 20:13
When a 2nd basemen doesn’t bust his ass out of the box in what looks like & feels like & smells like a playoff game – I would bench that domincan’t for a week.
Frank Discussion September 3, 2012 20:15
Seriously, WTF is it going to take to get Cano to bust it out of the box? I almost expected him to stop halfway down the line, sit down and set himself up for a nice picnic lunch.
branch rickey September 3, 2012 20:20
sorry this is all my fault.
Moshe Mandel September 3, 2012 20:17
I got a wee wee.
Yankee Fan September 3, 2012 20:19
We are in the Golden Age of baseball. Red Sox & Mets are the laughing stock of the league BUT if we choke away the playoffs I want public execution of Joe G
make a move September 3, 2012 20:20
I blame Girardi, all his “resting” these primadonnas in July when we were unstoppable, we lost at least 3-5 games cause he rested guys for no reason instead of petal to the metal and look they all got hurt anyway, games in July and August, shiit games in april count as much as in september. You dont rest guys until you have something clinched.
Enough September 3, 2012 23:01
Here is a shocker. The NoMaas jerk board blaming the manager. Brilliant.
Exhausted September 3, 2012 23:03
Sure thing, lets have the entire roster of 35+ year olds play 162 games, that will work out REAL well. Thanks Doctor.
Ki m Last September 4, 2012 15:32
Lumps
Lou Brown September 3, 2012 23:15
We’re out of towels and Im too old to be diving into lockers. Over the course of 162 games, even the toughest of guys get sore muscles, strains, muscle pulls.
Lou Brown September 4, 2012 08:07
You may run like Mays but you hit like shit.
assclown girardi September 3, 2012 20:24
Im the great stabalizer, I rest players, Im a genius, look at me, blow a leads faster than a hooker blows a john with 100 bucks sticking out of his wallet
Sensitive RAB Guy September 3, 2012 20:31
i’d hit it. wait. what?
Joe Páwlikowski September 4, 2012 15:32
I’m hard.
Bud Selig September 3, 2012 21:31
Don’t expect to catch any breaks from my boys in blue either. Oh, and have that revenue sharing check ready, the Rays owners want to take me out on their new yacht next month.
Barack Obama September 4, 2012 14:10
Revenue sharing! I like this, as does my friend Jimmy Carter!
Jimmy Carter September 5, 2012 09:42
Don’t ever compare me to you.
27 Rings September 3, 2012 21:42
Yanks aren’t hitting because they have injuries. CC is healthy and we need more from him. Pitching well enough to win is not an ace. Kodura does that every game. Oh, and Russell Martin needs to go. Horace Clarke was better.
Pete Rose September 3, 2012 21:53
3 to 1 the Yanks don’t make the playoffs.
Derek "DP" Jeter September 3, 2012 23:11
Is not my fault there is someone always on first every time I make a ground out!
Sasha "DP" Grey September 4, 2012 14:53
Its not my fault I need two porn sized cocks to feel anything inside my pussy.
Clutch hitter September 3, 2012 23:23
Can someone explain to me why the worst hitter in baseball hits 7th for the Yankees? I miss Bob Geren.
Cephster September 4, 2012 15:33
CUT THEM ALL!
Robbie Cano September 4, 2012 00:42
You want me to dive for that ball in the 8th? Pffft.
#Yolo
Mike Francesa's Accent September 4, 2012 09:11
He’s like Rogah Dawn (Roger Dorn) in the first Majah League movie.
Nice September 4, 2012 21:16
YOLO is Carpe Diem for dumbasses.
Ichiro September 4, 2012 01:33
Two strike-out today. Not even single. Remember when I once had 262 hits in season?
Charlie Manuel September 4, 2012 02:08
I bench multi million dollar franchise players for not hustling in a meaningless game in September. How come your manager doesn’t?
Better Call Saul September 4, 2012 13:56
Key phrase: meaningless game.
A dude September 4, 2012 14:37
When we’re using Charlie Manuel as an example we’re really fucked.
Your Mom September 4, 2012 02:08
A penis for breakfast. A penis for lunch. And a sensible gangbang for dinner.
That’s how you were conceived.
Joe Páwlikowski September 4, 2012 15:33
You’re making me hungry.
Deep Thoughts September 4, 2012 02:21
How is Eva Longoria dating Mark Sanchez and not banging Jeter? Jeter is slippin.
Derek Jeter September 4, 2012 03:36
She’s 37. In my world she died about ten years ago.
Robinson Cano September 4, 2012 09:02
Unless I can make a play that makes me look smooth, I’m not hustling for it.
Mike Francesa's Accent September 4, 2012 09:09
Cano shoulda dove fah that groundah in the 8th. It woulda kept da runnah on third instead ah him scorin’. Instead he just bent all the way ovah like an altah boy aftah mass.
It’s also nice to see you jackasses at NoMaas callin’ dis team out fah lack of effaht (effort) and urgency. Some things can only be detected by a knowledgable fan watchin’ da actual game. Unless ya wanna start a stat called BTSHBCTSAFGWR (Balls That Should Have Been Caught To Save a Fucking Game-Winning Run).
Here’s Mink.
Mike L. NYDnews September 4, 2012 09:18
With this Payroll, they are choking like Mitt Romney might choke on his billions !
Obama September 5, 2012 09:41
Don’t worry. I’ll keep sinking us further into debt.
Ivan Nova September 4, 2012 10:53
I believe in you, AJ!!
Roster Construction September 4, 2012 11:24
It’s a good thing we traded Montero. We mighta hadda use him at DH instead of giving those valuable at bats to our 9th place DH, Jayson Nix. Although, I am confused. I thought the DH was supposed to hit for the pitcher, not hit like a pitcher
Cashmoron September 4, 2012 14:56
Steve Pearce > Jesus Montero
No kid > a kid
Joe Páwlikowski September 4, 2012 15:29
Choke. Not what I do six times a day.
Squeeze Play September 4, 2012 16:15
Has anyone seen me this season?
Solo Home Run September 4, 2012 16:16
No squeeze play, no one wants to see you.
They’re all watching for me.
Granderson Strikeout September 4, 2012 18:38
Or me…
Swisher Strikeout Looking September 4, 2012 22:07
Or me or my utter fucking refusal to swing at a pitch until I am in an 0-2 hole and then walk back to the dougout mumbling and pretending to give a shit.
Bobby V September 4, 2012 20:35
You guys need a new manager? Derek and I will get along great!
Dawn Davenport September 4, 2012 22:29
No need to panic, boys, this could be the shape of things to come for a while. If you want to lay blame, look no further than the dysfunctional mgt team, under pressure after building overblown new stadium at exactly the wrong time, and burdened by some ugly contracts. They are probably looking for nickels behind the sofa cushions. And where do you think the GM’s head is at right now?
Scoring after the First Inning September 5, 2012 10:17
These games are way too long. I have to get to bed by 8:30
Matt Moore September 5, 2012 14:15
Even money on my first no hitter tonight