O’s are an absurd 27-7 in one-run games, 13-2 in extra inning games.
With help from Phil, Yanks stay tied for first.
Uncle Phil picks up Yanks.
O’s are an absurd 27-7 in one-run games, 13-2 in extra inning games.
With help from Phil, Yanks stay tied for first.
Uncle Phil picks up Yanks.
39 Comments
Phil "Monster Jaws" Hughes September 13, 2012 23:37
I’m a Petco ace baby!
Flanny September 13, 2012 23:43
If I only had a brain.
Ted Williams September 14, 2012 09:28
At least your head is still attached!!
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate September 13, 2012 23:44
Apparently Bobby V. wasn’t impressed with Hughes tonight: https://twitter.com/BryanHoch
Bitter old fuck.
Bobby V September 14, 2012 08:39
The lineup took an immature approach and I am going to be prematurely ejaculated from my position.
Smart Guy September 13, 2012 23:45
Dont want to take credit away from phillip but i have to give credit to the hapless redsox lineup who looked as interested to play as andruw jones when theres a hit to the of and he jogs towards the ball
Eric Ortiz September 14, 2012 01:02
King Felix (Doubrant) outdueled failed Yankee prospect Phil Hughes. The game’s score and outcome is irrelevant as the gritty gutty soulful Sox are a mere two games away from being the only team in the world that matters. Young stud and future all-star Mark Melancon managed to pitch an entire inning without giving up a run, bringing his ERA down under 7 to a respectable 6.92. I picked my nose and found a booger shaped like Jacoby Ellsbury today. Someone please give me a concussion.
TSJC September 14, 2012 15:33
Racist muthafuckas.
Skip Payless September 13, 2012 23:50
Tim Tebow would have closed his own game. Then he would have held an exorcism for Bobby V. on the pitchers mound.
Mike Francesa September 14, 2012 00:13
zzz…
Sweeny Murty September 14, 2012 09:29
Mike Uh Mike… Mike… Sandusky Paterno, Penn State .. Kid touching oh glad you’re back.
Bobby V September 14, 2012 00:51
Now this is a story all about how
My rep got flipped turned upside down
Now I’d like to take a minute, so listen while I talk
I’ll tell you how I became the manager of the Boston Red Sox
Innnn Stamford Connecticut born and raised
At Shea Stadium is where I spent most of my days
Managing, blabbering, losing and schmoozing and
Bringing the Mets over .500, I was cool
When a scumbag umpire who was up to no good,
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one huge fight and got a sharp tongue-lash,
So I went back to the dugout and came out with a fake mustache.
I scoured for a job, managed to land a few
Went all the way to Japan, worked for ESPN too
If anything I could say that I sucked at these jobs,
So I left Sunday Night Baseball for a new one, no prob!
I… pulled… up to Fenway in 2012
Thought that maybe I’d make a new name for myself!
Looked at that dump, but I didn’t know that there,
I’d be trashed and scorned and given a team with no players.
Smart Guy September 14, 2012 15:04
Best post ever, it has even dwarfed the cool photoshops
Yankee bandwagon September 14, 2012 05:48
OK all you overpriveledged assholes that fell off me on Tuesday are welcome to get back on.
Please clean the sand out of your vaginas and grow a fucking pair before you hop on.
Bill Cosby September 14, 2012 06:11
Frazzle Dazzle. Sometime when you put some Jello Puddin in the woddin you gotta minizzle to she shizzle. Tom Werner asked me to the most beloved Puddin pop in America & throw out the first jello puddin pop and i said Humpty Dumpty bumpty Wumpty. I’m the only brother to ever wear a Sox Jersey and not get followed by a PI. Stoogie with my hoagie, bippity boppity boo.
Scott Boras September 14, 2012 08:45
Jacoby Ellsbury is absolutely a superstar and deserves a commensurate salary.
I will start the bidding at 10 years and $350MM.
Randy Levine September 14, 2012 09:10
You got a deal.
Hank September 14, 2012 15:48
but only if…he has an opt out after 3 years that he can hold us hostage with until we renew him for more money.
Sweeny Murti September 14, 2012 08:54
Check it out! I got to talk to Mike Francesa for an entire minute, uninterrupted!!!!!
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/more_sports/watch_wfan_francesa_falls_asleep_ip15fkedo3IMRq2RHsjDXO?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite
Hilary Banks September 14, 2012 09:11
Daddy when you’re done hugging the fresh Prince I need $10,000.
Everyman September 14, 2012 13:34
I wanted to take her to pound town.
Everyblackman September 15, 2012 10:39
fixed that for you
Ki m Last September 18, 2012 14:08
Lumps.
not impressed September 14, 2012 11:09
Player of the game last night:
Brett Pedroia’s nephew.
If he hadn’t been born yesterday, BP’s brother would have gone 3 for 4. His 3 rbi would have been the difference in the game.
A team contending for the playoffs should not have such a hard time taking 2 of 3 from a minor league team.
The Truth September 14, 2012 12:27
Lupica? Sherman? Wallace is that you?
Matzo September 14, 2012 15:33
He isn’t right?
The Truth September 14, 2012 12:33
This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Commander Kick ass indeed:
http://www.boston.com/sports/blogs/thebuzz/2012/09/josh_beckett_th.html?comments=all#readerComm
Joe Páwlikowski September 14, 2012 15:34
How long do I have to wait before hitting on Dustin’s kid? Grass on the field.
Sally Struthers September 14, 2012 19:48
The poor play of the Sox has forced me to start driving under the influence. Please donate to W.A.C.D.D. Washed up Actresses Caught Drunk Driving. One dollar a month will keep has beens like me off the road.
Billy Packer September 14, 2012 22:57
This team is OVAH!
Mike Axxisa, Ace Editor in-chief September 14, 2012 23:56
For life , only have this moment for life-N.Minaj
Sending it out to all my friends in the public library mens room
#LoveMeSomeGloryHoles
BEXY September 18, 2012 14:08
PASS THE BURRITO ALREADY
CC Sabathia September 15, 2012 02:46
I have a 4.67 ERA in the last four starts. You know, the most important ones of the year.
96 wins is so fucking annoying September 15, 2012 06:35
I also weigh 467 lbs. Those facts are unrelated.
The Truth September 15, 2012 07:31
Other stats you all are ignoring: This team has been 5-51 with RISP over it’s last four games. They have three hitters in the lineup hitting .230 with RISP. Nick Swisher & Curtis Granderson have killed four rallies this week alone. We have a starting catcher hitting .192. While CC hasn’t been great isn’t it time to point the finger where it truly belongs. Oh our bullpen coughed a lead in Baltimore last Thursday night.
Russell Martin September 15, 2012 09:33
Huh? I’m hitting over .200, you dumbshit!
Cashmoron September 15, 2012 10:27
That is all on me. I think I am a genius exploiting the high power/ low average market, and all it does is make a streaky team that is absolutely no fun to root for.
I guess its better than ruining my family’s lives and getting abortions though, amirite?
Smart Guy September 15, 2012 12:00
I dont know what the fuck you are talking about cause Nomaas used their advanced stats to let us know and its worth repeating – things will get better
http://nomaas.org/2012/06/runners-in-scoring-position-its-worth-repeating/
Bexy September 15, 2012 16:10
I weigh more than you and CC, Bartolo and Prince put together, amateur