A pinch-hit game-tying HR in the bottom of the ninth, followed by a walkoff single in the 12th….Raul wants that division crown.
Give Raul. A Keg. Of Beer.
A pinch-hit game-tying HR in the bottom of the ninth, followed by a walkoff single in the 12th….Raul wants that division crown.
Give Raul. A Keg. Of Beer.
62 Comments
Cashman October 3, 2012 00:16
Want to tally my report card again, fuckwads?
Raul Ibanez October 3, 2012 00:38
Damn straight, bitches! Where are all those nomaasian whiners now who thought signing me was a bad idea?! SUCK IT. Don’t fuck with the Dark Lord.
Ki m Last October 3, 2012 09:36
Lumps
Sensitive RAB Guy October 3, 2012 12:20
Would love to see a copy of the “cease & desist” order that says no more Kaabak, Axxisa, JoePawl AND K im F*ing Last
Joe G October 3, 2012 00:30
I actually meant to send in Andruw but nobody needs to know that.
Joe Girardi October 3, 2012 08:32
Lick my balls, D-Bag. Figure out what to whine like a little girl about when we win it all.
scott howard October 3, 2012 01:09
And these….
Girardi takes more cock than Mick
Miguel Cabrera October 3, 2012 01:10
Beast Mode? Try .331, with 139 RBI and 44 HR. Triple crown is mine, bitches!!!
Speaking of the Beast, you should really see me *hit* when I get a few of Milwaukee’s Best in me…
Mike Trout October 3, 2012 01:40
Me > you.
Brandon October 3, 2012 01:48
Fellow Jersey boy over a drunken wife beater
Pshh... October 3, 2012 04:23
Kuroda vs Matsuzaka? Got my pennant-purposed bottle of champagne ready!
Call me Crazy October 3, 2012 09:34
Tonight can go two very extreme ways.
Dice-K can be his typical self, and the Yankees can cruise to an AL East title.
Or Dice-K can remember that this is his last game before free agency, remember how to pitch, shut the Yankees out in a complete game, get signed by Cashman in the off-season and spoil the next three seasons.
Good thing the rest of the Sox all suck balls this year too.
Real talk October 3, 2012 04:53
Yet another signing the NM was luke warm about.
Maybe analyzing Yankees moves isn’t your thing?
You may want to try your hand at covering the Astros.
If we had $60 million to burn October 3, 2012 09:05
the Astros would never finish below .400 again
Serious question October 3, 2012 14:05
Do you realize that if Ibanez hit better than .239 this season, maybe the Yankees wouldn’t be neck & neck with the Orioles?
Boof October 3, 2012 06:04
I love you Scott.
Styles October 3, 2012 08:52
I love you, too, Scott. In a forbidden love kind of way.
Ritardi October 3, 2012 06:14
Today’s astute manager knows that when deciding lineup positions between your best and hottest hitter and a guy returning from a long DL stint, go with your heart, it probably won’t be an issue anyway.
Mark October 3, 2012 07:52
That was a Jeter-like display of double play soft grounders to short, amirite?!
Buffalo Bill October 3, 2012 08:53
I don’t know… Maybe he figured putting Tex in front of the hottest hitter in the Universe would result in him getting a few fastballs to hit…
Weak October 3, 2012 11:56
. . . but then you still have to hit them. Horse-face had a handful of times to redeem himself, yet Voldemort found himself . . . disappointed. Respect the elder wand!
20-20 Hindsight October 3, 2012 11:46
That is a tremendous and astute point. I agree.
The Truth October 3, 2012 06:20
There are two questions that really need to be addressed. First how epic would The Texas Rangers collapse be if completed? Second just how into tonight’s game will the Sox be? That was a size 13 kick to the balls. Also it would be nice to keep them on 69 wins.
Texas October 3, 2012 08:05
We can’t win a four team division? :(
Brian S. October 3, 2012 09:37
You can’t!
Angel's Buyers Remorse October 3, 2012 12:09
We can’t be better than average in a four team division? :(:(
Miami Marlins October 3, 2012 13:44
WTF happened to us this year??
Miami Marlins October 3, 2012 15:35
At least we have a nice stadium.
You ever go to see a Rays game? Place is a dump!
Darvish October 3, 2012 21:33
I got this tomorrow…Dice-K style!
Sensitive RAB Guy October 3, 2012 12:17
Third: do you still hate white people?
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure October 4, 2012 07:51
69!!!!!! Woo!!!!!!!!!!
Dice-K October 3, 2012 07:52
I throw Yankee batting plactice tonight. Be very strong. Lots of lice before game.
Dice-K October 3, 2012 08:47
This is my last game as a Red Sox, I go out with bang…
Dice-K October 3, 2012 21:29
Told you! Sayonara bitches!!! Thanks for the memories and the cash…especially for the cash!
Frankie Cervelli October 3, 2012 07:52
You’re welcome.
Frankie Cervelli October 3, 2012 08:46
When is my Yankeeography special?
RA Dick October 3, 2012 08:06
I got 20 wins! Fuck all y’all!!
The Truth October 3, 2012 08:11
Enjoy Golf In October.
Lupica October 3, 2012 21:29
May I blow you
Yankees fans October 3, 2012 08:07
Snakeface! Snakeface!
Soriano October 3, 2012 09:06
Hey, I’ve given up a lot of homers lately. You might want to give me a rest, you know?
Scott Proctor October 3, 2012 09:06
Whatever, pussy!
Paul Quantrill October 3, 2012 12:39
What he said!
Mike L. NYDnews October 3, 2012 09:28
Rooting for the poor to win tonight. The cash strapped candidate Obama, with no personal wealth ever to speak of, and the and low payroll / poor owner of the O’s
Barack Obama October 3, 2012 15:05
If I win, I will continue to blame the prior administration for the horseshit economy under me. Wait! The prior administration in that case would be me! I need to think of another excuse!
Barack Hussein October 3, 2012 15:33
Don’t blame me, it’s not my fault.
What did you say? Why isn’t the turnaround better? Huh? Come again?
Jay Destro October 3, 2012 09:38
penis and vagina
Brett P October 3, 2012 09:48
Yankees come from behind and win…..Mmmmmm I love come from behind…..wins, wins that is.
Dustin Pedroia October 3, 2012 10:19
I will change the culture in the Sox clubhouse by playing with a broken finger and announcing to the mdeia that I am doing it. That will show my teammates that I care about winning more than drawing attention to myself.
Moshe Mandel October 3, 2012 10:41
I’m gonna fuck Joel Sherman up the ass if he ever says another bad word about my life partner Joe Girardi again. So what if I enjoy myself a little bit? So sue me. I’m a fucking Harvard Law School grad, Jim.
Raul's wand/bat October 3, 2012 10:47
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
Raul October 3, 2012 10:49
Funny, yet sad…I’m the most clutch player on this team.
Agent for Raul Ibanez October 3, 2012 11:07
Multi year contract! He’ll only be 43 in three years! Pay up now and get the benefit of Raul the Cool in his Prime!
Bobby Valentine October 3, 2012 11:37
In less than 24 hours , I’m a free man!!!!
Careful October 3, 2012 11:59
Dnt txt n ride!
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/10/03/in-central-park-bobby-valentine-learns-dangers-of-texting-and-cycling/
Jim Joyce October 3, 2012 11:14
STRIIIIIIIYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKE!
Great game, Rual. No homo.
Kuroda October 3, 2012 13:06
Tonight is going to be like taking rice from a baby!
David Cone October 3, 2012 13:23
Will you use chopsticks?
27 Rings October 3, 2012 15:33
95 wins in this division with all the injuries they had, Joe should be Manager of the Year.
World's Greatest Overmanager October 3, 2012 15:36
Don’t give me shit about Tex hitting cleanup. Ibanez tied and won the game. I’m a genius.
And don’t give me shit about ‘if Cano batted cleanup Ibanez wouldn’t have had to bail us out.’ I’m sick of that kind of negativity. That’s why Valentine is in the mess he’s in.
It’s all in my binder. You could look it up.
Yogi Berra October 10, 2012 23:38
This would be like deja vu all over again except the single in the 12th typo
A pinch-hit game-tying HR in the bottom of the ninth, followed by a walkoff single in the 12th….Raul wants that division crown.
Ibanez Fan October 11, 2012 00:44
I hear ya