We’ll be giving our opinion on most of the players on this list, but let’s take a vote while emotions are still hot. We’ve included all soon-to-be free agents, guys with club options (Cano, Granderson), the guy with the Levine opt-out (Soriano), and fan-favorite Alex Rodriguez.
Although he’s at the whim of a club option, Cano and his defensive philosophy want a 10-year deal.
40 Comments
Rambo October 21, 2012 22:13
Fuck em.
Sensitive RAB Guy October 25, 2012 14:25
any dipshit who said “no” to Mariano +
spending more time at fangraphs than w/female companionship
A jerk October 21, 2012 22:22
Would it be too costly to dump the entire starting 9 and replace them all with kids from Scranton?
Nick Johnson October 21, 2012 23:20
I would say “Me” but I just threw out my shoulder trying to itch my butt
Nino Brown October 22, 2012 13:42
Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.
Haha October 22, 2012 00:38
Should Mariano return to the Yankees? What type of question is that?! Does shit stink?!
And whoever voted to bring back Andruw Jones, you are either trolls or ignorant fools– or both.
Trolls are dumb October 22, 2012 00:56
Those trolls also voted for Garcia, Lowe, and Swisher. Bunch of dicks.
Troll October 22, 2012 01:31
Me right vote protected by 13th Commandment, so go fuck you.
Nick Social October 22, 2012 12:37
Lowe pitched well for us.
Not sure how many innings we could give him, but I certainly wouldn’t be opposed to bringing him back.
Republican Party October 22, 2012 12:58
Did they have government-issued photo IDs?
10 years October 22, 2012 00:58
10 year contract is way too long. I voted for Cano because he’s cool but if Cashman can find the right deal for Robinson I think you have to think long and hard(lol) about it.
Routine Groundball October 22, 2012 08:32
He is the coolest! The Yankees should award more and more contracts to players that listen to the most obscure music and to those that look the best in shades!
Joanna Garcia October 22, 2012 02:08
C’mon guys! Vote for Swish! My hubby will gladly take a 10 year deal.
And you will gladly take... October 22, 2012 11:42
…my 10 inches.
wishful thinking October 22, 2012 16:22
didn’t you mean 10cm?
NIck Swisher October 23, 2012 07:51
Haha, haha!
What’s a CM?
Mike Lupica October 22, 2012 08:30
The Yankees should dump A-Rod now. Why? Because I said so. I am an expert on all things related to sports *& politics. But enough about me. The Yankees need to be more like the 86 Mets, minus the drugs and unrealized potential. They need a fiery guy like Davey Johnson, look at the job he did in Washington. They need to become like the 04 Red Sox, remeber them? What they really need is Dustin Pedroia, who plays the game the right way, when he isn’t making my man Bobby Valentine look bad. RA Dickey is a great story even with the mullett.
Ravishing Rick Rude October 22, 2012 09:01
How do more people want Ichiro back than Granderson? I’ll take 40+ bombs from a centerfielder anyday.
Justin Tuck October 22, 2012 09:36
I would rather not sell my soul for 40 HRs from a guy who hits .220. We need guys who can actually get a hit with RISP. Sign Scutaro!!!
Vic October 22, 2012 09:43
Not exactly selling your soul when it’s a 1-year club option.
Satan October 22, 2012 13:01
Your soul looks kinda beat up. I’ll give you 50 bucks.
one of my bosses October 22, 2012 23:50
deal!
Red Sox RULZ!!! October 22, 2012 22:48
Rick, ever since you died in 1999, how are things going?
Grandy October 22, 2012 09:13
I have 20/20 vision!
Huh? Who’s that? Who’s there?
A-Rod October 22, 2012 09:14
I’ll have the burger with the fries.
Andruw Jones October 22, 2012 09:15
I’m definitely coming back!
Uh, right?
Soriano October 22, 2012 09:15
Fuck this!
(violently untucks shirt)
Binder October 22, 2012 09:15
You’ll be seeing much more of me!
Ritardi October 22, 2012 11:00
Today’s astute manager knows that a loss like this can only be righted by diligent study in the offseason. For my part, I will be studying which pitchers throw lefty and which throw righty, so I can always match up my hitters accordingly. This is the most important factor when determining the success of your ball club.
Special Needs People October 23, 2012 08:54
We are retarded. You are an imbecile.
David Mills October 22, 2012 11:07
What’s in the box?
Detective Somerset October 22, 2012 12:58
Stay out of here California, John Doe’s got the upper hand!
Winking Cockhole October 22, 2012 11:17
Well, at least we have a manager who does everything humanly possible to lose every game, you fucking assholes. Remember when you sewer fairies thought this bag of festering cunt cheese was the best thing since sliced cocks? Yeah, didn’t think so.
I hope you all get butt passioned by a crack animal.
Misinformed October 22, 2012 12:36
I assume Garcia is Karim Garcia?
Pedro Martinez October 22, 2012 15:01
Who Is Karim Garcia?
3MTA3 October 22, 2012 12:44
They should make a low qualifying offer to Swisher ($13-14M) and hope he declines so they get a draft pick. If he accepts, he should still provide good value (until he comes up in October w RISP).
Michael Pineda October 22, 2012 13:00
Looks like I may not be back to June or July…
Bartender, a round for the house. Cashman will pick up the tab.
The October 22, 2012 15:02
SHHHHH. No one disrespects the ninja, cashmoney the MILF Hunter. Maybe Nomaas will take down that ridiculous graphic now.
Randy Quaid October 23, 2012 10:30
You’re garbage – all of ya! Back up the truck! Back it up!
Kevin Long October 25, 2012 21:47
Whew no one noticed me. Thank goodness.