I asked Suzuki how they put fortunes in those cookies but he didn’t answer me.

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And here we present tonight’s Red Sox pitching scouting report by Bigelow Tea:

-Kamikaze ERA
-Noodle arm
-Stinks like sushi

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I dont know they are allowing it michael but both of tonights starters from the yankees and redsox are ichiro suzuki

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Be stinky!

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Ichiro is not only a great baseball player he is also a funny actor, saw him in the hangover Kenny, it was hillarious, his line toodlelooo modafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss

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uh oh michael, suzuki looks like hes injured, som tins wong is the meal of the day

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Confidence goes a long way Michael and I think thats something that goes unmentioned, Suzuki since coming to the yankees not only brings that veteran presence and leadership but he influences the clubhouse with confidence.

Michael: how so?

David Cone: well just think about it in the urinals, even I would feel like Mandingo next to him in the bathroom.

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Someone on the site is a butthurt Asian.

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Ever notice how Ichiro & Kuroda look alike? It’s so hard to tell them apart.

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I loved Ichiro in the Karate Kid remake. Or was he in the original. It’s so hard to tell Pat Morita & him apart. He was great in those movies with Chris Tucker.

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Haw haw haw, you tell ‘em Coney, those Chinamen are nothing but trouble, we got a couple out here and I wouldn’t trust them to do my laundry!

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I asked some jap how too get semen and blood out of a nice black sweater. I couldn’t tell which one answered me though.

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Ichiro must be taking out his hatred for dolphins and whales with the baseball lately cause hes on fire

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And Ichiro sends a SAKE BOMB into the bleachers in right field!

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While the comment section has been hilarious, the initial 3 jokes nomaas actually wrote are not funny and the ine by Cone is hardly anything to get upset about. I mean this isnt “chink in the armor”

While theres obviously an asian reference I think it has more to do ith the way Ichiro uses his bat (no homo) sort of like a chopstick. I dont think Cone says this with Matsui at the plate for example.

I always thought when Ortiz said that shiiit about confusing asians this site got on him cause first off that was extremely racist and secondly hes a boston dicckhead. But now I see its really because someone running the site must be asian, seeing as you thought this was a big deal.

Makes sense though, youre nerds that are in your basement all the time crunching baseball stats, an asian fits that description.

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I wish I could have Strawberry’s dick for one night.

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Matsuzaka could not find the strike zone tonight because his eyes were not open all the way.

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Look at that speed! If Ichiro was in Hiroshima in 1944, you wouldn’t see his image burned into the sidewalk!

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I wonder if Suzuki is into the same kind of tentacle porn that Matsui always had lying around.

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more mad asians leaving me dislikes, i see you

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