Tonight on our shitty network Family Guy, Medea Eats Pussy, followed by three white guys in jeans & the unfunny Conan O’Brien. Who’s guests are George Lopez, the chick from the office and a band with one hit single. followed by The Big Bang Theory and reruns of Married With Children. TBS Very Funny.
Every Pitcher we’ve seen might as well been wearing a Verlander mask! Forget the idea that we can’t hit. We can’t swing. We are dying in the batter’s box. Every single batter is d.o.a. as soon as they step in.
Funniest part of the post game on YES, watching Kevin Long look like he knows he’s about to be fired. Honestly why Is Martin batting ahead of Alex. Joe kill yourself.
That’s the worst part. If he was here I honestly think this team would be scared shitless not to perform. But hey with smokin hank and hair Gel Hal in charge, what us worry/
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Manager without braces October 15, 2012 00:53Reply
A-Rod has been hideous this postseason but does the wine and cheese crowd have to taunt him with a mock Bronx cheer standing ovation after a single in the 9th? The guy is struggling and is pitiful right now but he did carry this team in the postseason during helping this team win a World Series in 2009. What did the Yankees bus in Boston fans to fill their overpriced seats?
A-Rod’s case isn’t the same as Swisher, Cano, and Granderson, three guys who are supposedly in their primes. Alex is toast. His career, for all intents and purposes, is over. I really do believe that he’s going out there and doing the best he can, and that’s CLEARLY not enough to make any kind of impact on the game. I don’t see any reason to believe that he’s going to magically bounce back next year. He was supposed to be the all time home run hitter, and that seems like a distant memory now.
But sadly, he’s making $30 million to look like garbage, and has absolutely no incentive to walk away from that money. So we’re stuck paying him that obscene salary, while we watch him sink closer and closer to absolute rock bottom. I’m not mad at him, just depressed that it happened so quickly.
The booing is an embarrassment indicative of the front running, entitled fans that have taken over Yankee Stadium. Whether it is price or just a preponderance of douches that like the Yanks, I am just not a part of that, and these players are fully justified in not giving a shit after they receive no support at home.
It is silent until someone gets a hit, then they clap for ten seconds. Back to silence. When they look up from facebook in the seventh inning and the yanks are losing they start with the booing crap.
What happened to cheering your team on, inspiring them? This team’s fan base is gay.
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Small penis Italian or Dominican at Yankee Stadium October 15, 2012 09:50Reply
The offense is fucking disgusting. Hell, dare I say the offense is offensive! I remember seeing every smug fucker around say “durrr things will normalize” and my favorite “durrr its easier to hit a homer in the postseason than string 2-3 hits together durr” really? How well is that working? This fucking team has way too many go-yard players. Let Swisher walk, pick up Granderson’s option and then trade him, get A-Rod back on HGH and roids. Enough high homer low average guys (and spare me the fucking “DURRR AVERAGE IS WORTHLESS DURR” rhetoric, it’s old and fucking retarded and is easier to type than a bunch of other stats that no one even knows what they mean without looking them up). We’re so used to seeing other teams steal series from the Yankees the past ten years that we can’t even fathom the Yankees stole a series themselves against Baltimore. The only things A-Rod Swisher Cano and Grandernig can hit in October is McDonalds and KFC. Fuck em.
I am from a place where we use voodoo dolls. Also, we believe that if you exert yourself too hard, your life is shorter. That why I jog to first even when pitcher throws underhanded and even minimal effort gets me a single!
65 Comments
Jim Leyritz's Cellmate October 14, 2012 20:22
Remember when Cano was batting .600 over the last couple of weeks of the regular season?
Yeah, me neither.
Robbie Cano October 14, 2012 20:55
Did you see me laughing and chilling with Miguel Cabrera during the game? Not on Jes, only on TBS!
TBS October 14, 2012 21:06
Tonight on our shitty network Family Guy, Medea Eats Pussy, followed by three white guys in jeans & the unfunny Conan O’Brien. Who’s guests are George Lopez, the chick from the office and a band with one hit single. followed by The Big Bang Theory and reruns of Married With Children. TBS Very Funny.
TNT October 14, 2012 23:26
Sounds like you spend a lot of time watching TBS.
D. October 15, 2012 09:19
You forgot about the tremendously unfunny cougartown
michael October 14, 2012 20:23
Last night they had blueballs. Today- shrinkage. Against verlander? Castration
Kevin Long October 14, 2012 21:09
Every Pitcher we’ve seen might as well been wearing a Verlander mask! Forget the idea that we can’t hit. We can’t swing. We are dying in the batter’s box. Every single batter is d.o.a. as soon as they step in.
Cliff Lee's Wife October 14, 2012 21:28
Did someone say castration?
Dejected October 14, 2012 20:30
Getting in that “if this is the way they’re going to play, they deserve to lose” mode.
A jerk October 14, 2012 20:40
The whole offense has been on the back of a milk carton as soon as the Red Sox left town.
Sexy and I Know it October 14, 2012 20:42
http://newyork.yankees.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=20537483&c_id=mlb
Michael Kay October 14, 2012 21:23
I hope K i m Jones saw that!
Big Papi October 14, 2012 20:43
You sweating the test results, Cano?
Which one?
Manny Ramirez October 14, 2012 21:24
Robbie being Robbie
Swisher October 14, 2012 21:05
Don’t worry, I got this!
The postseason is my speciality!
Small penis Italian or Dominican at Yankee Stadium October 15, 2012 09:49
Boooooooo!
Robinson Cano October 14, 2012 21:05
Anyone seen where I put my bat?
Robbie Cano October 14, 2012 21:24
I don’t like hustling down the first base line
Sad Fan October 14, 2012 21:07
This is the end of an era.
The Truth October 14, 2012 21:08
Funniest part of the post game on YES, watching Kevin Long look like he knows he’s about to be fired. Honestly why Is Martin batting ahead of Alex. Joe kill yourself.
Hiroki-san October 14, 2012 21:08
人を吸う!
Ichiro October 14, 2012 21:10
まじかよ うそつけ!
Derek Jeter October 14, 2012 21:11
Maybe I should let the rest of team on my ped supply and masking agent.
At least I can contribute that way.
Kevin Long October 14, 2012 21:14
Good thing the Boss is no longer around or I’d have been gone already.
Pineda October 14, 2012 21:26
Good thing I’m around! Oh wait a second… I’M NOT! HAHAHA
*TAKES A SHOT*
Strip Club on Dale Mabry October 15, 2012 00:28
Keep it on the low…
The Truth October 14, 2012 21:28
That’s the worst part. If he was here I honestly think this team would be scared shitless not to perform. But hey with smokin hank and hair Gel Hal in charge, what us worry/
Hair Gel Hal October 14, 2012 22:51
I priced people like you & your snarky remarks about my franchise out of the park. Go bark at your TV.
Now teams come in & they ain’t afraid to kick us in the teeth
but that’s ok because I got a dental plan.
as for you & you’re kind
the place doesn’t need passion!
Little Steins October 15, 2012 13:11
It doesn’t matter. We will reduce the payroll.
Smart Guy October 14, 2012 21:17
awww dont worry guys, Nomaas says that things will get better with RISP cause their advance stats say so
You're pathetic October 14, 2012 21:29
Yankees about to be bounced from the playoffs and you come up with an anti-nomaas comment.
Smart Guy October 14, 2012 21:50
am i the reason they are getting bounced? although they arent about to get bounced they still have time to make up for it.
are we not allowed to poke fun at the blog?
Cano October 15, 2012 08:58
I am the reason they are getting bounced. Not nomaas. Thanks for having my back though, Smart Guy!
Mike Asxia October 14, 2012 21:33
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Yankees Offence October 14, 2012 21:24
Very funny.
TBS October 14, 2012 21:43
That’s our line asshole.
Kevin Long October 14, 2012 21:42
Hey guys it’s all good A-Rod says I’m the best hitting coach in baseball.
Cano October 14, 2012 21:52
So it’s pretty evident: Cano is the worst player in MLB postseason history.
Smart Guy October 14, 2012 21:54
cano shows hes like david wright, hes a really good player with good talent but needs other stars around him producing for him to become a superstar
Robinson Cano Real Birth Certificate October 14, 2012 22:48
6 years older
Small penis Italian or Dominican at Yankee Stadium October 15, 2012 09:50
Booooooooo!
Sane Fan October 14, 2012 23:26
But what does Skip Bayless think?
Brian S. October 14, 2012 23:35
All stinky
Manager without braces October 15, 2012 00:53
A-Rod has been hideous this postseason but does the wine and cheese crowd have to taunt him with a mock Bronx cheer standing ovation after a single in the 9th? The guy is struggling and is pitiful right now but he did carry this team in the postseason during helping this team win a World Series in 2009. What did the Yankees bus in Boston fans to fill their overpriced seats?
Word October 15, 2012 03:19
A-Rod’s case isn’t the same as Swisher, Cano, and Granderson, three guys who are supposedly in their primes. Alex is toast. His career, for all intents and purposes, is over. I really do believe that he’s going out there and doing the best he can, and that’s CLEARLY not enough to make any kind of impact on the game. I don’t see any reason to believe that he’s going to magically bounce back next year. He was supposed to be the all time home run hitter, and that seems like a distant memory now.
But sadly, he’s making $30 million to look like garbage, and has absolutely no incentive to walk away from that money. So we’re stuck paying him that obscene salary, while we watch him sink closer and closer to absolute rock bottom. I’m not mad at him, just depressed that it happened so quickly.
Fucker October 15, 2012 09:45
The booing is an embarrassment indicative of the front running, entitled fans that have taken over Yankee Stadium. Whether it is price or just a preponderance of douches that like the Yanks, I am just not a part of that, and these players are fully justified in not giving a shit after they receive no support at home.
It is silent until someone gets a hit, then they clap for ten seconds. Back to silence. When they look up from facebook in the seventh inning and the yanks are losing they start with the booing crap.
What happened to cheering your team on, inspiring them? This team’s fan base is gay.
Small penis Italian or Dominican at Yankee Stadium October 15, 2012 09:50
Booooooooooooooo!
Yes and No October 15, 2012 11:22
It is front running, but let’s face it, it’s frustration as well. This isn’t just a few innings. This is every game.
Fucker October 15, 2012 12:03
OK, but the question is do you want to help them do better with encouragement or do you want to be a moron by booing your favorite team?
Braun October 15, 2012 05:17
The offense is fucking disgusting. Hell, dare I say the offense is offensive! I remember seeing every smug fucker around say “durrr things will normalize” and my favorite “durrr its easier to hit a homer in the postseason than string 2-3 hits together durr” really? How well is that working? This fucking team has way too many go-yard players. Let Swisher walk, pick up Granderson’s option and then trade him, get A-Rod back on HGH and roids. Enough high homer low average guys (and spare me the fucking “DURRR AVERAGE IS WORTHLESS DURR” rhetoric, it’s old and fucking retarded and is easier to type than a bunch of other stats that no one even knows what they mean without looking them up). We’re so used to seeing other teams steal series from the Yankees the past ten years that we can’t even fathom the Yankees stole a series themselves against Baltimore. The only things A-Rod Swisher Cano and Grandernig can hit in October is McDonalds and KFC. Fuck em.
potatoes October 15, 2012 08:04
hey, don’t you fucking dare make fun of America’s favorite fries and The Colonel’s mashed potatoes!
Josh Buckett October 15, 2012 15:06
Yeah ya dumbass! Now pass me another Natty Lite!
The Colonel October 15, 2012 11:53
Original recipe with 11 herbs and spices, motherfucker!
Makemesomefoodho October 15, 2012 14:29
Grandernig
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bud Selig October 15, 2012 12:08
At least the officiating in the postseason has been good.
Robbie Cano October 15, 2012 12:23
I am from a place where we use voodoo dolls. Also, we believe that if you exert yourself too hard, your life is shorter. That why I jog to first even when pitcher throws underhanded and even minimal effort gets me a single!
Unga bunga!
Grandy October 15, 2012 13:18
I’ve only struck out in half of my at-bats in the playoffs.
That ain’t bad!
Bud Selig October 15, 2012 13:31
What would an instant replay of a swinging strike three be necessary for?
Makemesomefoodho October 15, 2012 15:13
Was it me, or did granderson swing at pick off attempt to first?
Joe G October 15, 2012 15:52
Ok here’s tomorrow’s lineup…
1. Ichiro-CF
2. Gardener-RF
3. Cano-2b
4. Tex-1b
5. Ibanez-DH
6. Martin -C
7. Chavez-3b
8. Nix-SS
9. Garnderson-CF
Swish October 15, 2012 16:04
Jayson Werth money here I come baby!
Hans Moleman October 15, 2012 16:17
*I* was saying Ro-boo-nson Cano…