Hey, me too! It’s amazing how easy it is to get all this free money every year – why, when I was running Wal-Marti would have had to break a dozen labor laws to get that much money! And I did, of course, but this is even better.
Oh you kids! You have fun with all that free money and just remember who got it for you when it comes times to approve my new contract. $20 million a year to a generous man like myself is money well-spent.
24 Comments
Awww November 22, 2012 11:15
Well look… if it isn’t Dumb and Dumber! How cute!
Leather Bound Books November 22, 2012 11:20
Douchebag?
Ki m Last November 23, 2012 15:07
Lumps
stuart phillips November 22, 2012 11:54
It will take 5 yrs,to get out of last place.!!!!
Killer Clown November 22, 2012 15:27
Serious question. Which family gets Cashman for Thanksgiving?
DormantUlcer November 23, 2012 15:12
Your mother.
Sensitive RAB Guy November 23, 2012 20:27
“serious question” guy as retarded as “just sayin’” guy
Fake "Serious Question Guy" November 24, 2012 01:04
Who you callin’ guy?
TSJC November 27, 2012 13:01
I cut me some nigga’s.
Jeffrey Loria November 22, 2012 18:04
Im thankful for the Yankees’ money, each and every year, forever!
David Glass November 22, 2012 18:06
Hey, me too! It’s amazing how easy it is to get all this free money every year – why, when I was running Wal-Marti would have had to break a dozen labor laws to get that much money! And I did, of course, but this is even better.
Bud Selig November 23, 2012 09:23
Oh you kids! You have fun with all that free money and just remember who got it for you when it comes times to approve my new contract. $20 million a year to a generous man like myself is money well-spent.
RAB Editor-in-Chief November 22, 2012 20:21
Help Bennie stuck a wishbone in my ass …is there a doctor in the house ?
TSJC November 23, 2012 15:34
I got 13 inches of wishbone right here for you, punk.
Doc Ellis November 23, 2012 10:35
Uhhh…yeah, man, like…mmmmm….I’m a doctor. Right? Whoooooa…did you see that?
Man, this is good acid.
Joe Páwlikowski November 23, 2012 15:08
I would do dirty things to little Brian Cashman. :)
Sensitive RAB Guy November 23, 2012 20:28
would?!?
Jjyank November 23, 2012 19:43
Mouth open wide , TSJC !!
TSJC November 27, 2012 13:04
Shizit Nigga. Damn fools.
Killer Clown November 23, 2012 22:07
Sensitive RAB Guy loves to smoke that crack rock. Right after he smokes Robinson Tilapia cock.
Sensitive RAB Guy November 25, 2012 02:10
Tom Zig
@TomZig
Long sandwiches are called wedges. Deal with it.
Joe Páwlikowski November 27, 2012 13:04
I call my boyfriends penis a wedge.
Ted Nelson November 23, 2012 23:43
I am the gold standard of RAB posters …f-that spic Tilapia
I have strawmans and non-sequeters to back this up
K-Long November 24, 2012 23:05
Swisher, Robbie, Tex, and ARod are all swinging the clubs great on the golf course! Hitting every ball hard!