What if the Yankees don’t sign the four guys to whom they’ve attached their offseason hopes?
And that outcome certainly seems like a possibility as ESPN Los Angeles is reporting that Hiroki Kuroda would prefer to pitch near his children, who live in southern California.
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What If Sports November 17, 2012 23:37
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What If November 17, 2012 23:45
You made Kuroda the different colored egg because he is Asian.
Colorblind November 18, 2012 10:50
Or Martin, if you have trouble reading. . . .
RAB Editor-in-Chief November 18, 2012 03:43
Asian dicks are bigger that mine :(
Joe Páwlikowski November 19, 2012 10:23
Asian penis is the best penis.
swedski November 18, 2012 05:19
Mariano OK Kuroda OK Martin or Petite give them a date to sign by
Eli Whiteside November 18, 2012 07:14
Meet your new starting catcher.
Killer Clown November 18, 2012 10:52
I’m not crazy about Kuroda walking but at least they get a compensation pick for him.
DormantUlcer November 19, 2012 15:46
Because they have done a great job assembling minor league talent. LOL.
Killer Clown November 20, 2012 11:51
Better than nothing. This new draft capping arrangement means that at least they can’t be outspent by a ton by the Sox and Rays.
Matzo November 19, 2012 10:24
In a normal year we’d be targeting the under 30 ace named Greinke and offering the guy to play RF and who would hit 50 homers in YS a nice 4 yr deal to add to the lineup.
But hey let’s keep nickel and diming it so we can flirt with 85 wins.
K@bak November 23, 2012 13:42
My daddy fucks eggs. He says it gets him more money.
Ben Ka bak's Dad November 23, 2012 15:29
You tell them son.