The only thing irrelevant is those stadium “guests” you call fans.
We are going power bomb you right threw a table in that Hotel/Spa you call a stadium.
We are going to rape your team and whisper in your ear not to scream so loud as to disturb the scum bag bankers in the front row.
You morons seem to forget that the “injury” I sustained was a broken ankle from a batted ball, not an arm injury. I will be the best pitcher on the staff, just like I was last year until that fluke line drive…
19 Comments
Father Time November 28, 2012 23:45
Good luck, my son.
Moshe Mandel November 29, 2012 00:00
Jew him down to 85 pitches. Whatta mensch
Roger Clemens November 29, 2012 00:12
I think he misremembers.
Leather Bound Books November 29, 2012 09:13
Cash is doing the only thing he can with what he is being given.
Randy Levine has junked up our payroll with bad contracts, and the Steinbrenner sons want to sell the team.
We’re fucked anyway – don’t expect much out of us, especially beyond 2013.
Brian S. November 29, 2012 09:54
We gonna be stinky in 2014.
Viagra November 29, 2012 13:14
I am the drug that you speak of.
Cialis November 29, 2012 13:30
You’re my bitch. I’m the one they speak of bitch.
DormantUlcer November 29, 2012 14:38
I am everyone’s bitch. Call me.
John Gibbons November 29, 2012 17:53
Hahaha. 40 year old PED user will be no match against the power from Toronto.
Hollywood Alex Anthopoulos has run wild all over the Eastern division.
We are the NWO of baseball. The crown is coming home from San Fag
to O! Canada! in 2013
While we are playing games to win you guys will be wondering how to get under the cap. Hahaha.
Brandon November 29, 2012 21:18
Considering baseball has been irrelevant in Canada for the last 20 years…. that’s cute
John Gibbons November 29, 2012 23:37
The only thing irrelevant is those stadium “guests” you call fans.
We are going power bomb you right threw a table in that Hotel/Spa you call a stadium.
We are going to rape your team and whisper in your ear not to scream so loud as to disturb the scum bag bankers in the front row.
Shea Hillenbrand November 30, 2012 13:22
I should have done the world a favor and ripped out your throat when I had the chance.
Mike Hunt Izarry November 29, 2012 22:12
I barfed in the shape of Canada.
Cephster November 29, 2012 21:30
Who farts?
Ki m Last November 30, 2012 14:44
Fart lumps
Phieleblunt November 30, 2012 02:15
At least during old timers day they wont have to fly anyone in….
Pettitte November 30, 2012 13:45
You morons seem to forget that the “injury” I sustained was a broken ankle from a batted ball, not an arm injury. I will be the best pitcher on the staff, just like I was last year until that fluke line drive…
BEXY November 30, 2012 16:04
I WOULD LET YOU SHIT ON MY FACE. TAKE THAT SQUISHY DUMP ON ME ANDY.
Bennie K Jr November 30, 2012 20:15
Can I blog this shit on face , Bex??