Is he Jewish enough? I talk to people in Brighton Beach in Brooklyn. They ask me is Youkilis a cornball Jew. I heard he was for a Palestinian State. I don’t know. I heard he married a some Persian chick named Naseem. I don’t know. He needs to show us his schmeckle to prove he’s a real Jew.
I once performed a bris. Instead of a scalpel I used a shank though. Also it was a 20 something year old trash talker instead of a baby’s penis. There was totally two dudes holding him down though.
16 Comments
You're slipping, NoMaas December 14, 2012 06:35
Maybe this picture was funny when Youkilis was a Red Sox, but its not even humorous now. Bring back the old NoMaas!
Joe Páwlikowski December 14, 2012 11:43
Come on over to RAB. Where we steal content from all the best.
Reality Check December 14, 2012 09:35
No, its still funny. Look at that tiny head!
Kid From The Bank Scene In Tommy Boy December 14, 2012 16:16
Oh, yeah, right. Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
Brian S. December 14, 2012 09:47
We r stinky
My cock December 14, 2012 10:40
Ouch.
Joe Páwlikowski December 14, 2012 11:44
Don’t tease me. :)
Brett Pedroia December 14, 2012 10:56
Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Stubhub December 14, 2012 11:06
still the one to beat, yeah right. MORE SERVICE FEES FOR YOU
Joe Páwlikowski December 14, 2012 11:44
I’d eat that foreskin. Joe Pawl knowledge.
Rob Parker December 14, 2012 12:26
Is he Jewish enough? I talk to people in Brighton Beach in Brooklyn. They ask me is Youkilis a cornball Jew. I heard he was for a Palestinian State. I don’t know. I heard he married a some Persian chick named Naseem. I don’t know. He needs to show us his schmeckle to prove he’s a real Jew.
Oh, now I get it! December 14, 2012 17:37
Cause Steinbrenner sounds Jewish, but its not.
What party? December 16, 2012 08:29
You mean the ‘Hank and Hal Cut Your Balls Off’ party? Yeah, I think Cashman is hosting.
Shit... December 16, 2012 20:11
Sooooo, part of Angels starting lineup will look like this:
Mike Trout
Josh Hamilton
Albert Pujols
That shit is insane– easily over 100 HRs from those three alone.
Benny Blanco from Da Bronx December 16, 2012 21:17
Is tha Mark Buehrle in the middle?
Ray Lewis December 16, 2012 21:26
I once performed a bris. Instead of a scalpel I used a shank though. Also it was a 20 something year old trash talker instead of a baby’s penis. There was totally two dudes holding him down though.