Best experience ever: my brother and I are watching the yankees at Camden yards and Matsui hits a homer over right field and the five Japanese guys in front of us give us huge high fives. You’ve never had a real high five until a Japanese guy gives you one after a Matsui home run.
Hideki was a great addition to the team and one of the best clutch hitters that the team had. Great guy did what was asked of him and was exciting as hell to watch with a bat in his hand, Thanks for 2009. Now Hal & Hank put some fuckin money back into this team and stop disgracing your father’s name. Douchebag cocksuckers.
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bartonbickle December 27, 2012 21:58
I knew it had to do with porn. it just had to.
Full Metal Jacket December 27, 2012 21:58
We love you long time Hideki-san!
Moshe Mandel December 27, 2012 21:59
Ill take a few dimes if you know what I mean.
Johnny Wadd December 27, 2012 22:16
Nina Hartley still got it.
Best experience wver December 28, 2012 01:52
Best experience ever: my brother and I are watching the yankees at Camden yards and Matsui hits a homer over right field and the five Japanese guys in front of us give us huge high fives. You’ve never had a real high five until a Japanese guy gives you one after a Matsui home run.
Worst story ever December 28, 2012 07:02
See above
The Truth December 28, 2012 08:37
Hideki was a great addition to the team and one of the best clutch hitters that the team had. Great guy did what was asked of him and was exciting as hell to watch with a bat in his hand, Thanks for 2009. Now Hal & Hank put some fuckin money back into this team and stop disgracing your father’s name. Douchebag cocksuckers.
Lisa Ann December 28, 2012 08:37
I love me some Hideki-San
Detective John Kimble December 28, 2012 09:12
You hit the kid, I hit you.
Ben Richards December 28, 2012 10:33
Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I’ll uplink your ass, and you’ll be underground!
arod December 29, 2012 00:54
long live matsui…game 6 ’09 awesome
Nick Swisher December 29, 2012 13:18
I was the MVP in that game… and in the 2010, 2011 and 2012 post seasons!!!!!1!! Holla at me, homies, tweet me!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Duke and Duke January 7, 2013 15:18
He should invest in frozen concentrated orange juice