I’m going to play ball in Japan ’cause nobody wants me ’cause I suck so bad and make Cano look like Jeter in terms of hustling on the field. And to top it off, I can’t even make it out of the country without beating my wife first. Why did the Yankees ever sign me? Weren’t there enough warning signs of poor character before they did? Good thing George is gone; he never would have tolerated me… or even signed me to begin with!
He was involved in a prostitution trial before. She was probably yapping to him about staying away from the $20 suckie suckie joints in Japan. Brother’s gotta do what a Brother’s gotta do. Dick gotta get wet one way or another.
20 Comments
Moshe Mandel December 24, 2012 13:12
No Hanukkah? Racists
Kevin Youkilis December 24, 2012 14:18
Hanukkah ended over a week ago. I was your Hanukkah present a-hole.
Ki m Last December 24, 2012 15:40
Holiday lumps.
Kevin Youkilis December 24, 2012 17:12
I got lumps on my Dick by banging your mom. When I left the house your sister came out from under the porch and bit me.
Ki m Last December 26, 2012 09:53
Poor lumps.
Razor December 24, 2012 14:10
The grinch looks like Steinbrenner!
Which One? December 25, 2012 00:55
The REAL one? Or his brain-dead, greedy-ass, prick sons?
Tanyon Sturtze December 24, 2012 15:15
Remember when nomaas had funny photoshops?
Joe Páwlikowski December 24, 2012 15:37
I just want to be anally probed for Christmas. And then slide me some egg nog. Joe Pawl.
JJYank December 24, 2012 18:27
I want some Joe Pawl taint…(dont tell R-Tils)
Robinson Tilapia December 25, 2012 01:33
You hussy. I’m going to get some strange now from Ted Nelson.
Bexy December 25, 2012 14:56
Dear Santa,
I want Andy for Christmas. Wrapped in latex. And leather. With a bow.
Love, Sexy Bexy
Joe Páwlikowski December 26, 2012 09:55
There is more than enough Joe Pawl taint for everyone as long as you are a male between 11-72. Joe Pawl doesn’t discriminate when banging dudes.
Rambo December 25, 2012 01:29
Fuck em.
HAHAHA December 25, 2012 11:52
This site design still sucks.
<— no padding on left
Andruw Jones December 25, 2012 22:02
I’m going to play ball in Japan ’cause nobody wants me ’cause I suck so bad and make Cano look like Jeter in terms of hustling on the field. And to top it off, I can’t even make it out of the country without beating my wife first. Why did the Yankees ever sign me? Weren’t there enough warning signs of poor character before they did? Good thing George is gone; he never would have tolerated me… or even signed me to begin with!
Scagnetti December 25, 2012 22:34
He was involved in a prostitution trial before. She was probably yapping to him about staying away from the $20 suckie suckie joints in Japan. Brother’s gotta do what a Brother’s gotta do. Dick gotta get wet one way or another.
Casey McGehee December 26, 2012 09:15
‘sup, Druw
TSJC December 26, 2012 09:56
Where the white women at?
Scagnetti December 26, 2012 13:08
They ain’t in Riker’s Island bitch. Getty back to laundry duty. Remember to use syrup to toss salad.