Good for whoever in the Yankees front office decided to let Rafael Soriano walk, because the Nationals just overpaid for the Stoic Shirt Untucker. And obviously, good for Boras and Soriano for inking a very favorable deal.
The Nationals agreed to terms with closer Rafael Soriano, a person familiar with the situation said, a stunning, blockbuster addition to the back end of their bullpen.
The sides reached a two-year, $28 million contract with a $14 million option for 2015 that will vest if Soriano finished 120 games combined over the 2013 and 2014 seasons. Owner Ted Lerner, one person familiar with the negotiations said, was heavily involved in bringing Soriano to Washington.
Ah, the joys of having non-baseball people push through baseball deals…at least we’re not the only ones.
Even before the money, it’s a wacky deal when you consider what Washington already has in their bullpen, such as Tyler Clippard and Drew Storen. And doesn’t Soriano want to close?
Now back to the money…$14 mil per year to most relievers is crazy, nevermind owing that annually for two, possibly three years.
For the SABR heads, Soriano was worth 1.2 wins over 67 productive innings for the Yankees last season. How many wins will he need to justify $14 mil per?? Significantly more than he’ll generate, that’s for sure.



18 Comments
Dr. Freud January 15, 2013 15:40
If he isn’t the closer, the Nats just burned a lot of bills. Any inning other than the ninth and this guy’s one of the biggest head cases out there. You flip a coin every time he comes in unless he’s closing.
No untucking for a successful eighth or seventh. Obviously causes a conflict in the young man.
Impeach John & Suzyn January 15, 2013 16:03
Better them than us. Plus we get the 31st draft pick. Good news!
Deep Thoughts by Perverts January 15, 2013 20:16
They should have went after Madson or The Mexicutioner. Crap they could have traded for one.
Michael Gonzalez January 15, 2013 21:01
I’m not in this bullpen either.
Sean Burnett January 15, 2013 21:02
They goofed…twice.
Ted Lerner January 15, 2013 21:16
The goal of baseball when I last checked was to win a championship. Not win the SABR win cost battle.
Mike Axsia January 15, 2013 21:32
BREAKING NEWS: MFIKY is the HNIC in this MF and he will cut a fool if shit goes down. Solid pickup and a beast in the 9th. Now come suck the daddy dick…
Ben Ka bak's Dad January 16, 2013 15:23
I’ll sue if my boy doesn’t get to guzzle some balls.
The Knicks are Back. January 16, 2013 00:59
Three picks in the top 36, no? Not a bad silver lining in an otherwise bleak offseason.
makemesomefoodho January 16, 2013 11:42
too bad this draft class sucks.
The Front Office January 16, 2013 11:47
We’re not good at making first round picks.
Cito Culver January 16, 2013 12:09
Screw you! I’m awesome! I could replace Jeter today!!
Bolo January 16, 2013 10:49
They are only paying $7 million in each if the next two years. The rest of the money is deferred.
Lobo January 16, 2013 11:48
That’s $7MM more than what I got!
Hank Steinbrenner January 16, 2013 11:44
A-Rod is getting his tubes tied today.
keyboard hero January 16, 2013 11:54
why would they get this dude when they have Clip and Storen? waste of money glad it wasn’t the yankees
Clip January 16, 2013 12:10
I looked great in the 9th of game 5 of the NLDS, amirite?!
Joe Páwlikowski January 16, 2013 15:06
Is it gay if you fantasize about doing a Soriano look alike in a glory hole?