I’ll be yelling at Dustin Pedroia across the way. He’s going to be at second and I’ll be screaming at him when I get on base and run down to second. It’s all in fun.
All is right with the world when Dustin Pedroia has a bat in his hands. There is nothing more American than watching a scrappy, fiesty guy like Pedey rather than a Lebron James or one of those NFL brutes. Guys like Pedroia are why baseball is the greatest game in the world. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to use this double fisted dildo on Bob Costas and Tim Kurkjian along with these nipple clamps.
9 Comments
Carlito Brigante February 16, 2013 16:55
Oh no, not that guy!
Uncle Paul February 16, 2013 17:10
Eh he Eh he
braggo roth February 16, 2013 18:35
I’m way better than him. And taller. And deader.
Juicy Cabrera February 16, 2013 22:02
Still bettah than the pretendah Cah-no. Ped-roi-ah still bettah in tha clutch.
Kevin Youkilis February 17, 2013 00:50
I’ll be yelling at Dustin Pedroia across the way. He’s going to be at second and I’ll be screaming at him when I get on base and run down to second. It’s all in fun.
Clay Davis February 17, 2013 01:25
Photoshop Gold here if someone replaces “sparkplug” with “buttplug”…
Daddy Juice February 17, 2013 15:09
They meant buttplug. I’ll be hanging out with his brother soon enough.
George Will February 17, 2013 19:25
All is right with the world when Dustin Pedroia has a bat in his hands. There is nothing more American than watching a scrappy, fiesty guy like Pedey rather than a Lebron James or one of those NFL brutes. Guys like Pedroia are why baseball is the greatest game in the world. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to use this double fisted dildo on Bob Costas and Tim Kurkjian along with these nipple clamps.
Joe Páwlikowski February 19, 2013 15:56
My buttplug is great.