Obviously, this will need some follow-up. But a report out this morning in the New York Daily News lists Mariners catcher Jesus Montero as a client of a South Florida anti-aging clinic said to be a haven for those wanting to acquire performance enhancing drugs.
Montero is a client of Brooklyn-based agents Sam and Seth Levinson and their ACES agency, which has been the subject of an MLB probe ever since their client, Cabrera, tested positive for elevated levels of testosterone and was suspended for 50 games.
The timing of this report is, clearly, not good for the Mariners, who are heading into spring training in five days from now with Montero slated to be their No. 1 catcher at age 23
Sing it with us!:
You’re on PEDs!
He’s on PEDs!
She’s on PEDs!
Everybody on PEDs!!
27 Comments
Cashman February 6, 2013 11:15
Don’t act surprised when Cano shows up on a list, and every other Latin player. Did you really think Latin players were just better than everyone else at hitting a ball?
Mark Teixeira February 6, 2013 11:44
Yeah, I hate Latin players! Just ask Vincente Padilla!
Jarrod Saltalamacchia February 6, 2013 13:01
yeeaaahhhh buddy!
firstcomment February 6, 2013 11:48
HAHAHA someone’s mad that the best players in baseball are latin, get over it they are just better.
Trout, Harper, Verlander February 6, 2013 17:18
We’re latinos?
firstcomment February 7, 2013 12:19
Pujols and Pedro are the best players of the last decade, and if we’re talking about now,
Miguel Cabrera (arguably the best player in the league)
Cano
Jose Bautista
Sit down…
Umm... February 8, 2013 00:07
I know who Pujols is, but who’s “Pedro?” Is that the guy everyone has those shirts saying to vote for?
The Truth February 6, 2013 12:13
I honestly want Braun to get his shit pushed in something awful. He fuckin skated last time with no repercussions from ANY major media outlets. Honestly the way he got out of it was so fucking lame even the arbitrator who ruled in his favor was fired. As for the rest of the names in this journal, this has to spread across all sports and that includes the NBA. There is no way that league is clean.
Yeah... February 7, 2013 00:01
But, unfortunately, the arbitrator and anyone else who was involved in ruling in Braun’s favor and his “Get-Out-Of-PED-Punishment-Free” card may be fired, but are now comfortably retired. ($) Fuck Braun. And what sucks even more, is that Braun– although very rich– is poor in comparison to A-Roid. We’ll see. I wish he would just fucking retire, but it won’t happen. If he gets suspended though, at least the Yankees won’t have to pay for the first 50 games ($9-10M) of the season that he’ll be sitting on his ass, getting a lap dance from some questionable, muscular bitch anyway.
Joe Páwlikowski February 7, 2013 15:39
Shit pushed in? Call me!
needle February 6, 2013 12:20
i love me some jaynkee ass
arod February 6, 2013 12:50
I told you I would take these young latin centaurs under my wings ##bestfriendforever
Pat D. February 7, 2013 19:18
i love me some jjyank ass
Lefty from Mulberry St. February 6, 2013 13:03
Eldorado Biarritz
A-Rod February 6, 2013 13:56
But I’ve got the biggest A-ROIDS of them all!!
Michael Pineda February 6, 2013 14:23
Yeah. Who’s laughing now, Seattle? Well, I guess you are because I haven’t done squat for New York, but still.
Derek Jeter February 6, 2013 15:19
I’m having my best years at 38! And I’ve played with nothing but juicers and even scrubs used them but I swear I’m clean.
Bon Scott February 6, 2013 17:04
I’ve got big balls!
Oh, I’ve got big balls!
And they’re such big balls…
Dirty big balls!
He’s got big balls…
She’s got big balls…
But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!!
TSJC February 7, 2013 15:40
I rape little white punks with small balls.
Robinson Cano February 6, 2013 19:10
Just a matter of time before the ball drops on me!
Big Papi February 7, 2013 11:50
Slow news day Nomaas?
Curt Ketchup Sock February 7, 2013 15:11
The BoSox told me to use PEDs and I haven’t had erectile dysfunction ever since.
Video Game Company February 8, 2013 14:37
Remember me?
Curt Ketchup Sock February 8, 2013 14:48
No, not really!
Schooled by LoHud. Ha. February 7, 2013 15:13
Credentials? Do you have any fucking credentials?
Where are your credentials?
Joe Páwlikowski February 7, 2013 15:41
What content can we steal here at RAB?
Loled by Schoolha. Hud. February 7, 2013 22:10
I once saw a woman in Thailand smoke a cigarette out of her penis, eat a spiky fish with her ass, and proceed to take shots with her deformed feet.
What do you morons have to say to this? Anything equally exciting? Didn’t think so, you fucking amateurs.