That’s for the YES Network’s Jack Curry. You can also take him golfing for a cool $1,500 where he can “spice up the round with tales from his time with The New York Times.”

And the fun doesn’t stop there. You can have Ivan Nova show up at a bar mitzvah for $4,000, take Jeff Nelson to lunch for $1,250, and have Bucky Dent play in your pick-up game for $3,500.

If your fantasy draft is coming up and you can’t afford Jack Curry, you can always take Gabe Kalper for $400.

So, who’s the pimp in the sports prostitution parade? It’s former Giants RB Tiki Barber, who co-founded a company called Thuzio which makes sports personalities available for your child’s birthday party at the local bowling alley.

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“You got my money, Jack?”