That’s for the YES Network’s Jack Curry. You can also take him golfing for a cool $1,500 where he can “spice up the round with tales from his time with The New York Times.”
And the fun doesn’t stop there. You can have Ivan Nova show up at a bar mitzvah for $4,000, take Jeff Nelson to lunch for $1,250, and have Bucky Dent play in your pick-up game for $3,500.
If your fantasy draft is coming up and you can’t afford Jack Curry, you can always take Gabe Kalper for $400.
So, who’s the pimp in the sports prostitution parade? It’s former Giants RB Tiki Barber, who co-founded a company called Thuzio which makes sports personalities available for your child’s birthday party at the local bowling alley.
“You got my money, Jack?”
20 Comments
Brett Pedroia February 11, 2013 22:31
I can show up at Bar Mitzvah for $20. (I will pay 20.)
Ben ka Bak February 12, 2013 12:16
I’ll ask my dad
Alex Rodriguez February 11, 2013 23:27
I will come over to your house and do absolutely nothing productive for the next 5 years.
Price: $114 million.
Lies! February 12, 2013 04:47
You wouldn’t show up, ’cause you’d be chillin’ with Anthony Bosch!
Carl Pavano February 12, 2013 12:17
Amateur.
Rafael Soriano February 12, 2013 12:19
I will be the 7th inning man and untuck my shirt for three years for the bargain price of $35 million.
Yankee Fan February 12, 2013 02:46
That website should be retitled “Athletes who didn’t know how to handle money and are now nearly broke
so they’re are selling the last shred of dignity to the highest bidder or whatever bid you can afford.”
Heyo February 12, 2013 15:40
But that’s too long.
Ben Dover February 12, 2013 09:44
Great find by nomaas. Imagine paying Jack Curry to go to your fantasy draft. I mean, wouldn’t Curry be embarrassed?
The Truth February 12, 2013 11:57
Jack Curry, A reporter showing shame? You must not know the NY media very well. How much for Cody Ransom showing up and doing nothing remarkable and still getting paid?
Mike Lupica February 12, 2013 12:00
I will come to your child’s birthday party & tell you that the Yankees have a $200 millon dollar payroll, the 86 Mets were the best team that NY ever saw and that Derek Jeter & Alex Rodriguex hate each other. I will also lecture you on gun control, PED’s in sports and show you how to steal a story from a reporter while leasing a private jet to take you and your offspring to a playoff game in Green Bay, Wisconsin while complaining about how much money atheletes make.
Zeke Mowatt February 12, 2013 12:01
I will show up and wave my dick at you for $39.95
Long February 12, 2013 12:04
how much for Kay’s annoying voice and big head?
The Truth February 12, 2013 12:09
Michael Kay: Will show up and as he’s leaving scream SEE YA! $2500
Paul O’Neill: Will come to your office and destroy water cooler $1750
Tiki Barber: Comes to party and hits on all under aged women $2250
Tim Tebow: Will Tebow and overthrow kids during birthday party $4500
Ray Lewis: Will stab random party guest and claim to have seen nothing $3500
Lefty from Mulberry St. February 12, 2013 12:29
Fleetwood Broughm
Joe Girardi February 12, 2013 13:02
I will pay you $50 to jerk you off.
Okay, $100.
The Truth February 12, 2013 13:21
Mike Francessa: Shows up mumbles to self, nods off screams at guests,abruptly leaves: $2700
Curt Schilling: Shows up eats all of your food and brings John McCain: $100
Chris Russo: Screams “Good Afternoon Everybody how are you today?” Takes pie in face: $1500
Jim Harbaugh: Yells at catering staff, party clown & everyone. Makes kids cry. No charge.
Manny Ramirex: Forgets address, doesn’t show.
Clarence Beeks February 12, 2013 15:51
I’ll rip out your eyeballs and piss on your brain.
For free.
Papo February 12, 2013 17:43
Some guy got the Japanese speed eating champion Takeru Kobayashi to appear at his Superbowl party and I think it was set up through Thuzio. He ate a whole pizza pie in 60 seconds. There is an article/video about it somewhere on the internet…
Roy Keane's Dog February 12, 2013 18:39
NO WAY YOU GUYS…ZOMG TALES FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES!!! I’m so there…