“The car was turning left and turned into me,” Suzuki said. “I slammed on the brakes, but couldn’t do anything about it.”
“The car was turning left and turned into me,” Suzuki said. “I slammed on the brakes, but couldn’t do anything about it.”
7 Comments
Dice March 3, 2013 20:26
You can blindfold these people with dental floss! You don’t give them keys to a car!
Scrub AAA OFer March 3, 2013 22:07
I’m licking my chops. I’m going to go 1 for 20 at some point this year.
Chau March 3, 2013 22:28
“I have such an erection.”
Rickey Henderson March 3, 2013 23:34
Eee-chee-row! Man, you gotta look where you goin baby. Rickey always know where Rickey goin. Rickey so fast, you blink and he gone.
Dr. Obvious March 4, 2013 00:17
Women shouldn’t drive.
Carl Pavano March 4, 2013 05:15
I was in an accident once and waited a month before I told any one.
Still got paid.
Joe Biden March 4, 2013 20:29
Do you think Jeter will sign Cashmoney’s cast? The duo should join Granderson in an osteoporosis PSA.