DUMPEES:

Alfonso Soriano - we won’t even bother listing his stats again, he’s just awful

Brian Roberts – .244/.324/.359, 90 wRC+, +0.3 WAR — he’s off his lows from earlier in the season, but he’s still slightly above replacement level. If you’re not in favor of dumping him, give him a bench role.

CALL UP(EES):

Rob Refsynder: We’ve covered him extensively over the past 2 years, and he’s exploded this year. After lighting up Double-A (155 wRC+), he’s hitting .311/.404/.489 since recently being promoted to Triple-A. He’s young (23), he’s performing, and he’s the Yanks’ second baseman of the future. Pull the trigger and bring him up.

Jose Pirela: He’s having a breakout season at Triple-A: .321/.360/.458 (128 wRC+). He can play second and has seen recent action in the OF. He’s also only 24.

So Cash, stop bullsh*tting with these old ass players who can’t perform anymore. You have a mediocre team at best. You may even find out you don’t have to purchase more overpriced aging free agents next season.