- Yankees' Captain and Future Hall of Famer, Derek Jeter (12/7/10):

"I've been photoshopped in a lot worse pictures than other teams' uniforms."

Site founded in May 2005

Current staff:

Sensei John Kreese: Founder, merciless karate instructor
Louis Winthorpe III: P-shopper, editor, expert in frozen orange juice market
Gary Wallace: Minor league buff, awkward teenager
Vizzini: Stat geek, Sicilian goon
Marshall Seymour: Researcher, Vice President of Chicago department store
Wade Garrett: Comedic contributor, aging club bouncer
Stringfellow Hawke: P-Shopper, pilot of experimental helicopters
Reginald Cornelius III: Consultant, dirt bike enthusiast

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