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Back for another season: The NoMaas Live Game Chat

SJK — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 01:34:15 +0000

Do you normally watch games alone and with a bag of potato chips? Are you under house arrest? Well, we have solved your problems. You can now enjoy the company of other Yankee fans by heading into NoMaas Live Game Chat.

Join your compatriots during games and complain in real-time about Girardi using Boone Logan against righties, Jeter grounding into a double-play, or Mark Teixeira popping out to the infield.

You can always find a link to the NoMaas Live Game Chat in the top menu too.

Find hot erotic talk in the NoMaas Live Game Chat.

NoMaas Live Chat, Monday night, 7pm EST

SJK — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:36:37 +0000

Author of the "Yankees Are Cheap" article, NoMaas' Vizzini will be hosting a live chat on Monday night at 7pm EST. Join this SABR d-bag and ask him any questions about the Yankees, his article, or his recent break-up with his life partner.

NoMaas Live Chat w/ Vizzini

NoMaas on the radio, Sunday, 8:30 EST

SJK — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:47:05 +0000

NoMaas' Sensei John Kreese will be on Mike Silva's NY Baseball Digest this Sunday at 8:30pm EST. The Sensei will be talking to the Portuguese media tycoon about some small trade that happened on Friday, NoMaas' apparently controversial article on the Yankees financial resources, and how he shaves his back with zero assistance from others.

Click here to listen live.

NoMaas on the radio tonight to talk Winter Meetings [REPLAY AVAILABLE]

SJK — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 19:23:37 +0000

Tonight (Tuesday), NoMaas' Sensei John Kreese will be on NY Baseball Digest to talk about the Winter Meetings.

Your Sensei will be appearing around 8pm EST. To listen live, go here.

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New NoMaas feature: You send it, we post it

SJK — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:30:34 +0000

Since we started NoMaas nearly seven years ago, we've received many complaints. These include, but are not limited to:

- We don't actually like the Yankees
- We like stats too much
- We hate Brett Gardner
- We love Brett Gardner
- We've never touched a female
- We cling to a particular area of Brian Cashman's body
- We're offensive
- We're disrespectful to Derek Jeter
- We're morons who've never played baseball before

The list could go on and on. However, there's another one that comes up from time to time, and it's that we're not responsive to emails. While absolutely valid, it's not something we necessarily do on purpose. Our real-life jobs of training rich karate students and trading frozen orange juice futures contracts often gets in the way of reading through the emails we receive.

Well, all this is about to change...kind of. At least for this offseason, we'll be giving more attention to those emails. We might not answer all of them directly, but what we'd like to do, is pick our favorite emails and post them on NoMaas on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. Whether they be questions, comments, insults, YouTube clips, trade proposals, pictures...whatever, be creative. If we like it, we'll put it up on the site and give you credit for it. Imagine your name in the bright lights!

You can reach us as admin@nomaas.org or via our contact page located here.

To give you an example of what we're looking for, here's Brett Gardner and his colossal dome talking about Frosted Flakes and bananas:

NoMaas Live Chat, Thursday, 9pm ET

SJK — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:48:32 +0000

Both Sensei John Kreese and Vizzini haven't had a date in years. This is as close as they'll get. Let's talk free agents, trades, and whatever else you want to disagree with us about.

NoMaas Live Chat with Sensei John Kreese & Vizzini

Exclusive pics from YES Network Halloween party

SJK — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:53:03 +0000

Happy Halloween from your friends at NoMaas.

Coming very soon…

SJK — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 02:54:28 +0000

It's that time again. The braintrust is assembled. The board room is full. Our backs are shaved.

We will soon unveil our list of offseason recommendations. Stay tuned as the tradition continues.

NoMaas HQ in downtown Boise, Idaho

While you’re celebrating Mo…

SJK — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 00:00:23 +0000

To view these shirts and more, check out the full NoMaas Collection.

Re-launched: NoMaas Live Game Chat

SJK — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 02:21:43 +0000

As we enter the home stretch of the regular season, we've relaunched our live game chat with new software. Experience live realtime chat with other Yankee fans without the hassle of constantly refreshing traditional game threads. Cheer, vent, complain, and (insert kneejerk reaction here) with all of your brethren -- live!

So next time a Yankee game starts, head over to the new and improved NoMaas Live Game Chat.

But try not to get in a situation like this: