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Yeah bro, we’re in last place!

SJK — Tue, 22 May 2012 02:48:08 +0000

"The cellar is so rad, man!"

Love it when we get to beat up on these crappy NL…oh wait

SJK — Sun, 20 May 2012 20:54:09 +0000

Yanks drop two out of three to Cincinnati, and are approaching the AL East basement.

And Arod's power continues to evaporate:

Did he keep the receipt on that Kobe Bryant surgery?

Where's the beef, Alex?

A happy ending for Toronto

SJK — Thu, 17 May 2012 02:01:01 +0000

5 IP, 7 ER, 6 K, 2 BB, 8 H, 3 HR

A climactic experience for the Jays.

Chen not hungover

Louis Winthorpe III — Wed, 16 May 2012 02:42:03 +0000

Quid pro quo. 7IP, 4 hits, 2 ER.

Even the sun shines on Teixeira’s a** once and a while, Yanks drop O’s

SJK — Tue, 15 May 2012 03:01:51 +0000

2-4, HR, 2B, 1 BB

.223/.275/.369

SJK — Mon, 14 May 2012 03:56:05 +0000

ESPN NY:

"I've talked about that before, I think you can make too much of a certain number of at-bats, you can start moving guys all the time and then guys come to the ball park and they don't know where they're hitting," Girardi said. "He's what, third or fourth on our team in RBIs? I'm going to leave him there."

Hey, he has RBIs! Baseball cards say those are good!

Mark Teixeira's career path

Who still wants Hughes out of the rotation?

SJK — Sun, 13 May 2012 00:29:09 +0000

Last two starts: 14 IP, 11 K, 2 BB, 12 H, 4 ER

Anyone?

Cano goes psycho

Louis Winthorpe III — Fri, 11 May 2012 02:49:45 +0000

Robbie: 3/4, 1HR, 2 RBIs

Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Panama anymore

Vizzini — Thu, 10 May 2012 03:08:22 +0000

0.2 IP, 1 K, 1 BB, 3 H, 4 ER, 1 HR

It is he who shall remain nameless

Louis Winthorpe III — Wed, 09 May 2012 02:34:40 +0000

Voldemort goes 2-4, 2 HR, 3 RBI

**Props to Jonathan Pap-Smear for noticing the eerie resemblance**