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		<title>Will Bobby Valentine be able to solve Boston&#8217;s locker room problems?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 03:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new Red Sox manager certainly has some work to do.]]></description>
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		<title>SHOCKER: Red Sox players not the gritty, hardhat-wearing types their fans pretend they are</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/shocker-redsox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No wonder Francona wants out.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/red_sox/?p=6382&#038;srvc=home&#038;position=recent">Boston "Best Team Ever" Herald:</a></strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Francona, unfailingly loyal to his players, took an uncharacteristic jab by labeling the team “challenging” and disclosed that he called a meeting Sept. 7 in Toronto, after a 14-0 victory one night earlier, to express some concerns about what he perceived to be a lack of accountability by some within the clubhouse. <strong>A source told colleague John Tomase that more than one pitcher had been drinking beer in the clubhouse during games and there was grousing from players that team buses were departing for the ballpark too early each day on the road.</strong></p></blockquote>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.enterprisenews.com/archive/x1499150893/Red-Sox-had-trouble-in-the-clubhouse#ixzz1ZRn29Trd">Brockton (MA) Enterprise:</a></strong></p>
<blockquote><p> And Red Sox manager Terry Francona and GM Theo Epstein revealed that there was even more going on behind the scenes that contributed to the unprecedented malaise.</p>
<p>“Normally ... there are events that make you care about each other,” Francona said, often looking stunned before a large group of media. “This club, it didn’t always happen as much as I wanted it to. And I was frustrated by that.”</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>“Ultimately, you don’t need a team that wants to go out to dinner together,” Francona said. “But you need to have a team that wants to protect each other on the field and be fiercely loyal to each other on the field. That’s what, ultimately, is really important.”</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Boston bows to their superiors</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/boston-bow-to-their-superiors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 03:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA["Please show mercy on us, Yankees."]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only a game away from becoming a $170 million laughingstock, all members of the Red Sox organization and their red-bracelet wearing fanbase will turn to their superiors, the 27-time World Series champion New York Yankees, and beg them to defeat the Tampa Bay Rays in the final game of the 2011 season.</p>
<p>We recommend that Joe Girardi takes the advice of the <strong><a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/os-diaz-rays-wildcard-0928-20110928,0,3188215.column">Orlando Sentinel</a></strong>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Having clinched the division title, the Yankees can send most of their regulars to Bern's Steak House for a fine Châteaubriand, or if the mood strikes, meet up at one of the area's fine adult establishments. </p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/girardi_shoeshine.jpg"><img src="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/girardi_shoeshine.jpg" alt="" title="Joe Girardi Terry Francona Red Sox Yankees NoMaas" width="500" height="424" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8647" /></a><br />
<em>Yes, sir, I'll get these shoes mighty clean for you, skipper.</em><BR><BR></p>
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		<title>Jacoby &#8220;Buckner&#8221; Ellsbury blows it for Sox</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/jacoby-buckner-ellsbury-blows-it-for-sox/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 03:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can't make this stuff up.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>With two outs in the bottom of the 6th, Jacoby Ellsbury dropped a ball that was in his glove, resulting in an inside-the-park home run for Baltimore's Robert Andino and the game-winning runs for the Orioles.<br />
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		<title>Boston follows yellow brick road in hope for playoffs</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/boston-follows-yellow-brick-road-in-hope-for-playoffs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 03:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And John Henry looks like a scarecrow.]]></description>
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		<title>Russell Martin, we love you</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/russell-martin-we-love-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sign this man to a 10-year extension.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/7005688/new-york-yankees-russell-martin-hate-boston-red-sox">ESPN NY:</a></strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Adding fuel to baseball's bitterest rivalry, New York Yankees catcher Russell Martin said he hates the Boston Red Sox and would relish adding to their misery by helping to eliminate them from the playoffs during this weekend's series between the two teams. </p>
<p><strong>"Anything to get the Red Sox out would be awesome for me</strong>," said Martin, who has been involved in the rivalry for one season. </p>
<p>When asked why, Martin sounded like the truest Bleacher Creature. </p>
<p>"<strong>Because I hate the Red Sox</strong>," Martin said.</p></blockquote>
<p>And we love you, Russell (no homo - not that there's anything wrong with that).<BR><BR></p>
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		<title>And they&#8217;re celebrating in Boston too</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/and-theyre-celebrating-in-boston-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hooray!]]></description>
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		<title>Red Sox fans must now root for the Yankees</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/red-sox-fans-must-now-root-for-the-yankees/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 02:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beggars can't be choosers.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It started off with a declaration that the <strong><a href="http://www.nesn.com/2011/01/2011-red-sox-will-challenge-1927-yankees-for-title-of-greatest-team-in-major-league-history.html">2011 Boston Red Sox were the best team in the history of baseball</a></strong>.  We witnessed <strong><a href="http://nomaas.org/2011/03/its-truly-a-disease/">this terrible official team anthem</a></strong>.  Boston beatwriters <strong><a href="http://nomaas.org/2011/03/if-you-criticize-boy-wonder-they-will-come-for-you/">went after anyone who criticized</a></strong> the great Child King, Theo Epstein.</p>
<p>And now, with their postseason hopes being held together with duct tape, Boston's diseased fan base MUST root for the Yankees to defeat the Tampa Bay Rays in a midweek series.  How about that?  After anointing their team in January as the best the world has ever seen, <strong>Sox fans must now kneel down and say "<em>Please, Yankees. Help us get to the playoffs!</strong></em>"<br />
<BR><a href="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cash_theo.jpg"><img src="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/cash_theo.jpg" alt="" title="Brian Cashman Theo Epstein NoMaas Yankees" width="500" height="423" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8529" /></a><br />
<em>"Sir, if there is anything else I can do, please let me know."</em><BR><BR></p>
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		<title>Red Alert: Boston officials hold emergency meeting</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/09/red-alert-boston-officials-hold-emergency-meeting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All hands on deck in Beantown.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In reaction to the team's five-game losing streak and the Rays moving within 3.5 games of the wild card position, Red Sox officials called for an emergency meeting on Sunday night.<br />
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		<title>Jarrod Saltalamacchia: &#8220;I blame the Hispanics.&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nomaas.org/2011/08/jarrod-saltalamacchia-i-blame-the-hispanics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 22:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SJK</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An immediate fan favorite in Boston.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><a href="http://www.necn.com/08/31/11/Salty-on-Cervelli-How-Latin-players-play/landing_sports.html?blockID=556890&#038;feedID=3352">New England Cable News:</a></strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Jarrod Saltalamacchia's analysis of what went on at home plate after Francisco Cervelli's fourth-inning home run raised some eyebrows among reporters in the Red Sox clubhouse.</p>
<p>"<strong>It's just the Latin players</strong>," Saltalamacchia said about Cervelli's passionate clap as he touched home. "That's the way they play the game. It's OK to an extent. If you go a little further than that, that's when you need to step back."</p></blockquote>
<p>Tom Yawkey would be proud.<br />
<BR><a href="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/saltalamacchia_homedepot.jpg"><img src="http://nomaas.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/saltalamacchia_homedepot.jpg" alt="" title="Jarrod Saltalamacchia Red Sox Yankees NoMaas Latins" width="500" height="344" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-8308" /></a><br />
<em>He doesn't like them, but Saltalamacchia has no problems using them for household projects.</em><BR><BR></p>
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