NoMaas.org » nomaas http://nomaas.org If we had $200 million to burn, the Yankees would never lose a game. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 04:12:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 In case you missed it, v2 http://nomaas.org/2011/04/in-case-you-missed-it-v2/ http://nomaas.org/2011/04/in-case-you-missed-it-v2/#comments Mon, 18 Apr 2011 03:37:31 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=6818 Some recent NoMaas posts...

The return of Minor League Players of the Week
A special edition of DOTM
Dear Brian, please make a trade for...
So just let me introduce myself, my name is Russell

]]> http://nomaas.org/2011/04/in-case-you-missed-it-v2/feed/ 0 In case you missed it, v1 http://nomaas.org/2011/04/in-case-you-missed-it-v1/ http://nomaas.org/2011/04/in-case-you-missed-it-v1/#comments Wed, 06 Apr 2011 03:42:36 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=6647 A sampling of recent NoMaas posts...

-- Our bumpin' Opening Day video
-- Everybody hurts: The Pedro Feliciano Story
-- It's baaaccck: The NoMaas Live Game Chat
-- It's truly a disease: The official 2011 Red Sox anthem

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]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/12/yuletide-greetings-from-nomaas-org/feed/ 4 This week in NoMaas history, the holiday edition http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-the-holiday-edition/ http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-the-holiday-edition/#comments Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:26:21 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=794 12.27.2005 Season's Greetings

Menorah1

12.22.2006 It's Arod's fault

alexgrinch

12.27.2007 Favorites of 2007

chilidog

12.25.2008 What the Steinbrenners got John Henry for Christmas

steinbrenner_henry

]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-the-holiday-edition/feed/ 11 Introducing the new NoMaas staff http://nomaas.org/2009/12/introducing-the-new-nomaas-staff/ http://nomaas.org/2009/12/introducing-the-new-nomaas-staff/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:20:40 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=751 We received a boatload of applications (thank you kindly) and the selection process was difficult, but we made our decisions. It's time to meet the new and improved NoMaas staff. They've been working behind the scenes for the past couple weeks, learning the ropes and participating in hazing rituals. And we're happy to say they've earned the right to have their identities revealed.

The no0bs

MLB writers:
Vizzini
Jake Fratelli
Marshall Seymour
Pythagoras of Samos
Max Rockatansky
Mick Shrimpton
Wade Garrett

Minor League Writers:
Gerry Wallace
Admiral Firmus Piett

Photoshoppers:
Stringfellow Hawke
Moses Hightower
Michael Knight

The vets

Sensei John Kreese (Ayatollah)
Reginald Cornelius III (writer/photoshopper)
Louis Winthorpe III (photoshopper/commodities trader)
Miss Elizabeth (manager)

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The new and improved NoMaas Staff

]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/12/introducing-the-new-nomaas-staff/feed/ 17 This week in NoMaas history, v4 http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-v4/ http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-v4/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 04:05:03 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=698 12.15.2005 The Adventures of Ca$hMoney

You just have to click on this link: http://nomaas.org/cashmoney.html

12.14.2006 Math lessons by Peter Gammons
Reaction to Peter Gammons claiming that the $103.1 million the Red Sox spent on Matsuzaka was actually less than $103.1 million "because the posting process gave the Red Sox an exclusive right to negotiate."

gammonsmath

12.17.2007 It's official: Mariano signs his ridiculous contract
Reaction to Mariano signing a 3 year, $45 million contract, basically paying him $200,000 an innning
mo_trump

12.19.2008 Winner: Dan from Coram, NY
Announcement of the NoMaas rap contest winner

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]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/12/nomaas-interviewed/feed/ 0 This week in NoMaas history, v3 http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-v3/ http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-v3/#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:45:44 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=510 12.01.2005 Boras: "Johnny Damon is God's gift to mankind."
(reaction to Scott Boras' description of Johnny Damon which included:
- "He's the iron man of baseball."
- “Johnny Damon is a model physical athlete with a body type that no one else has.
- "You have to be unique to talk about a seven-year deal."
- "Best leadoff man in baseball”
- “Better than future Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson"
- “Franchise Icon”)

damon_hall_of_fame

12.03.2006 Thank you, Braves
(reaction to Atlanta signing Sturtze to a 1-year deal and getting him the hell away from Joe Torre)

lovers

12.05.2007 Peter Gammons: Boston's minister of propaganda
(reaction to Peter Gammons saying the Red Sox were on the verge acquiring Johan Santana by making up fantasy trade scenarios)

gammons_prop

12.04.2008 Fluff piece
(reaction to Peter Gammons' infamous ESPN piece saying Dustin Pedroia's favorite phrase was "it's all about winning")

gammons-pedroia

]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/12/this-week-in-nomaas-history-v3/feed/ 4 And the winner of NoMaas Twitter Trivia is… http://nomaas.org/2009/11/and-the-winner-of-nomaas-twitter-trivia-is/ http://nomaas.org/2009/11/and-the-winner-of-nomaas-twitter-trivia-is/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:31:47 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=496 The question was: "What is impossible to defend if executed correctly?"

After an initial flurry of incorrect answers (including a very disturbing one), our faith in humanity was restored by several of our Twitter followers who knew that the crane kick was impossible to defend if executed correctly.

There can only be one winner though, and the first person to submit the correct answer was Dan, a.k.a @9WON4.

One thing you need to know about Dan is that he really, really hates Dunkin Donuts.

Oh yes, make sure you follow NoMaas on Twitter.

]]> http://nomaas.org/2009/11/and-the-winner-of-nomaas-twitter-trivia-is/feed/ 5 Let us give thanks… http://nomaas.org/2009/11/let-us-give-thanks/ http://nomaas.org/2009/11/let-us-give-thanks/#comments Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:16:54 +0000 SJK http://nomaas.org/?p=470 Happy Thanksgiving from your friends at NoMaas.org.

ccturkey
Lots to be thankful for this year.

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